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"""A long module docstring.

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ridiculus mus. Aliquam vitae sem non elit pharetra vestibulum et condimentum
libero. Nam egestas ultricies hendrerit. Nunc nec fringilla nulla. Aliquam
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penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Integer
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dapibus.

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velit ultricies. Nulla facilisi. Proin nec dolor ac quam euismod gravida quis
et eros. Nam interdum condimentum mattis. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et
magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Praesent a nisi eu massa
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scelerisque ante eu vestibulum. Nullam ullamcorper metus nec purus auctor
lobortis. Proin sed lacus et ipsum tempor tempus. Vivamus odio dolor, vulputate
vitae semper sit amet, aliquet egestas orci. Nullam non quam eu quam sagittis
porta. Nunc in velit id erat commodo viverra. Praesent nec est augue, nec
sagittis erat. Cras sed turpis quis enim tempor sagittis. Donec in justo ac
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eget sapien odio. Vivamus pulvinar ultricies magna, quis laoreet dui porta et.
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lorem massa bibendum arcu, vel placerat nulla justo at augue.

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tincidunt nisi tempor molestie euismod id nisl. Nam et tortor ac arcu viverra
pulvinar. Fusce pulvinar rhoncus leo, a faucibus enim interdum non. Aliquam
vulputate mattis consectetur. Pellentesque sit amet quam sem. Cras eget arcu eu
elit volutpat volutpat. Integer sed varius enim. Integer sit amet felis orci,
id dignissim sapien. Sed vitae lorem sed libero facilisis fringilla.
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porttitor lacinia.

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vulputate laoreet mauris quis auctor. Nunc at ultrices libero. Maecenas porta
faucibus purus non vehicula. Sed sit amet metus vitae mi ultrices scelerisque
nec quis risus. Phasellus pellentesque tincidunt massa id ultricies. Aliquam
dictum arcu ac dolor interdum rutrum. Nulla facilisi. Duis nisi est, tincidunt
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suscipit. Proin mattis mauris ac lectus consequat rutrum. Nam arcu lectus,
commodo non pretium a, pharetra semper dolor. Fusce eleifend hendrerit
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adipiscing nisi tristique. Suspendisse molestie facilisis risus sed fermentum.
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accumsan faucibus cursus. Ut ultricies imperdiet ligula scelerisque blandit. In
ornare egestas purus, at convallis velit egestas laoreet. Class aptent taciti
sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos himenaeos. Nulla
quis imperdiet est. Nunc tempus magna quis lacus feugiat et posuere lacus
vehicula. Cras lacinia aliquam est at vehicula. Aenean congue elit in ante
dignissim vitae fermentum lectus aliquam. Mauris at odio magna, at interdum
dui. Cras fringilla mi velit, nec varius neque.

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purus. Nulla facilisi. Etiam mauris nisl, ultrices ac porttitor sit amet,
facilisis ut neque. Nullam ut velit quis velit tincidunt rhoncus. Praesent
tristique porttitor euismod. Nulla non felis ante, feugiat commodo turpis. In
nec venenatis mi. Duis tempus tempor purus, vitae consectetur mi ornare eu.
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pretium interdum, diam lectus sollicitudin lorem, in elementum nisi lorem
scelerisque justo. Nullam ac fringilla nunc. Maecenas malesuada ligula in massa
sollicitudin sit amet auctor ipsum malesuada. Vestibulum ut augue in magna
lobortis varius eget in ipsum. In hac habitasse platea dictumst.

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libero. Nullam in consequat ante. Suspendisse libero augue, pulvinar a
dignissim vitae, fringilla malesuada dui. Phasellus augue ante, pulvinar eget
tincidunt vel, venenatis sed arcu. Pellentesque ac purus orci, vel molestie
turpis. Nulla consectetur sollicitudin dolor, sed ornare arcu accumsan
fermentum. Fusce vestibulum nisi at leo interdum eu sollicitudin lacus dictum.
Fusce malesuada consequat ipsum ut convallis. Maecenas in eros sit amet elit
consectetur fringilla nec a nibh. Ut et velit vel ligula pharetra elementum.
Nullam aliquam, tellus vel cursus lacinia, dui libero dictum turpis, nec
lacinia dolor nunc vel diam. Pellentesque convallis dui quis lacus ornare at
rutrum lorem pellentesque. Suspendisse potenti. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et
magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.

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convallis ac, ultricies imperdiet sapien. Duis sodales ligula eget lorem
suscipit sed consectetur metus pretium. Nam in magna augue, quis volutpat
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A_LONG_STRING = """A very long string - DeLorean Ipsum.

I had a horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was
terrible. Don't worry, I'll take care of the lightning, you take care
of your pop. By the way, what happened today, did he ask her out? Yeah
man, that was good. Let's do another one. God dammit, I'm late. That's
a great idea. I'd love to park.

Say, why do you let those boys push you around like that? Take that
you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You space bastard, you
killed a pine. Doc, she didn't even look at him. Ahh. Nah, I just
don't think I'm cut out for music.

Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born. Uncle Jailbird Joey? A
colored mayor, that'll be the day. You're George McFly. Oh Mom,
there's nothing wrong with calling a boy.

I don't know, Doc, I guess she felt sorry for him cause her did hit
him with the car, hit me with the car. Hey George, heard you laid out
Biff, nice going. God dammit, I'm late. Why that's me, look at me, I'm
an old man. You guys, take him in back and I'll be right there. Well
c'mon, this ain't no peep show.

Ho, you mean you're gonna touch her on her- I know what you're gonna
say, son, and you're right, you're right, But Biff just happens to be
my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very good at confrontations.
Radiation suit, of course, cause all of the fall out from the atomic
wars. This is truly amazing, a portable television studio. No wonder
your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television.
Indeed I will, roll em. I, Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on
an historic journey. What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to
bring some extra plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one
pallet one trip I must be out of my mind. What is it Einy? Oh my god,
they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.
Ah. Whoa.

C'mon, Mom, make it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop.
Woo, time to change that oil. Yeah I know, If you put your mind to it
you could accomplish anything. The storm. No no no this sucker's
electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one point
twenty-one gigawatts of electricity- George, buddy. remember that girl
I introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you writing?

You wanna a Pepsi, pall, you're gonna pay for it. Yeah, alright, bye-
bye. What? Listen, Doc. No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need
a nuclear reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of
electricity- I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you the
number. Bye.

Calm down, Marty, I didn't disintegrate anything. The molecular
structure of Einstein and the car are completely intact. Will you take
care of that? Marty, you seem so nervous, is something wrong? Look me
up when you get there, guess I'll be about 47. Why not?

Lynda, first of all, I'm not your answering service. Second of all,
somebody named Greg or Craig called you just a little while ago.
That's George McFly. Hello, Jennifer. I don't like her, Marty. Any
girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble. Your not gonna be
picking a fight, Dad, dad dad daddy-o. You're coming to a rescue,
right? Okay, let's go over the plan again. 8:55, where are you gonna
be.

Oh, great scott. You get the cable, I'll throw the rope down to you.
Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born. Ho, you mean you're
gonna touch her on her- Bet your ass it works. Who, who?

Yeah, alright, bye-bye. What? Whoa, whoa, Biff, what's that? Alright,
punk, now- Thank god I still got my hair. What on Earth is that thing
I'm wearing? Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one
of these damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help
me take him in the house.

Yeah, it's 8:00. Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain melting stuff to
ourselves, okay? McFly. The flux capacitor. You'll find out in thirty
years.

George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a little self
confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you could accomplish
anything. Listen, I gotta go but I wanted to tell you that it's been
educational. That's a big bruise you have there. Last night, Darth
Vader came down from planet Vulcan. And he told me that if I didn't
take Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain. So tell me, future boy, who's
president of the United States in 1985?

That's George McFly. I will. Sam, here's the young man you hit with
your car out there. He's alright, thank god. Because, you might regret
it later in life. Right.

Okay, real mature guys. Okay, Biff, will you pick up my books? I had a
horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was terrible.
whoa, whoa Doc, stuck here, I can't be stuck here, I got a life in
1985. I got a girl. What? Jennifer.

My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing
doesn't work at all. Yeah man, that was good. Let's do another one.
Hey not too early I sleep in Sunday's, hey McFly, you're shoe's
untied, don't be so gullible, McFly. Over there, on my hope chest.
I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin. You heard her she
said get your meat hooks, off, uh please.

Alright, c'mon, I think we're safe. Well, bring her along. This
concerns her too. You know Marty, I'm gonna be very sad to see you go.
You've really mad a difference in my life, you've given me something
to shoot for. Just knowing, that I'm gonna be around to se 1985, that
I'm gonna succeed in this. That I'm gonna have a chance to travel
through time. It's going to be really hard waiting 30 years before I
could talk to you about everything that's happened in the past few
days. I'm really gonna miss you, Marty. Whoa, wait, Doc. Which one's
your pop?

Biff. You cost three-hundred buck damage to my car, you son-of-a-
bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass. Hold him. I'm gonna be
at the dance. Biff. Wrecked? When did this happen and-

Don't stop, Wilbert, drive. Well, because George, nice girls get angry
when guys take advantage of them. Well, Marty, I want to thank you for
all your good advice, I'll never forget it. Oh, then I wanna give her
a call, I don't want her to worry about you. No, no, George, look,
it's just an act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're strolling through the
parking lot, you see us struggling in the car, you walk up, you open
the door and you say, your line, George.

I'm telling the truth, Doc, you gotta believe me. I don't know, but
I'm gonna find out. Take that you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why
you. You space bastard, you killed a pine. Anyway, Grandpa hit him
with the car and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless,
like a little lost puppy, my heart just went out for him. Well, aren't
you going up to the lake tonight, you've been planning it for two
weeks.

That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was
standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet,
I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I
had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this.
This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. You know
what I do in those situations? I think I know exactly what you mean.
Great good, good, Lorraine, I had a feeling about you two. What did
she say? It's your mom, she's tracked you down. Quick, let's cover the
time machine.

Yeah. Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of
these damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me
take him in the house. Doc, is that a de- That's good advice, Marty.
Thank you, don't forget to take a flyer.

Oh, pleased to meet you, Calvin Marty Klein. Do you mind if I sit
here? Oh Mom, there's nothing wrong with calling a boy. Well that's
your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's written all over your
underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh? Remember, fellas, the
future is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect Mayor
Red Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress
platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements,
and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a proven leader,
re-elect Mayor Red Thomas... Over there, on my hope chest. I've never
seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

Yeah okay. Really. Don't worry, I'll take care of the lightning, you
take care of your pop. By the way, what happened today, did he ask her
out? That Biff, what a character. Always trying to get away with
something. Been on top of Biff ever since high school. Although, if it
wasn't for him- You okay, is everything alright?

Our first television set, Dad just picked it up today. Do you have a
television? Alright, I'm ready. Huh? You too. Oh, you make it sound so
easy. I just, I wish I wasn't so scared.

Oh no, don't touch that. That's some new specialized weather sensing
equipment. Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source capable of
generating one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of
lightning. Say, why do you let those boys push you around like that?
When could weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future. whoa,
this is it, this is the part coming up, Doc.

Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been doing
all day? Who is that guy. I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet.
But your kids are gonna love it. Why thank you, Marty. George. Good
morning, sleepyhead, Good morning, Dave, Lynda That's right, twenty
five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future,
looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be
able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.

Just turn around, McFly, and walk away. Are you deaf, McFly? Close the
door and beat it. Aw yeah, everything is great. Whoa, they really
cleaned this place up, looks brand new. Doc, look, all we need is a
little plutonium. Well, I figured, what the hell.

Um, yeah well I might have sort of ran into my parents. Holy shit.
Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don't you know that
if you let people walk all over you know, they'll be walking all over
you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna
spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Where? The keys are in
the trunk.

Yoo. Uh, yeah. I don't wanna know your name. I don't wanna know
anything anything about you. Who are you calling spook, pecker-wood.
That was so stupid, Grandpa hit him with the car.

Well, Marty, I want to thank you for all your good advice, I'll never
forget it. Your, your right. Lorraine, are you up there? Marty. Marty.
Marty. Take that you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You
space bastard, you killed a pine.

Marty, such a nice name. Perfect, just perfect. Why that's me, look at
me, I'm an old man. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. Just relax
now Calvin, you've got a big bruise on you're head.

No, Marty, we've already agreed that having information about the
future could be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good,
they could backfire drastically. Whatever you've got to tell me I'll
find out through the natural course of time. You don't understand. Uh,
look me up when you get there. Say that again. Lorenzo, where're you
keys?

Yeah, who are you? It's about the future, isn't it? Biff. Okay,
alright, I'll prove it to you. Look at my driver's license, expires
1987. Look at my birthday, for crying out load I haven't even been
born yet. And, look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me.
Look at the sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984. Yeah.

Why that's me, look at me, I'm an old man. Wait a minute, what are you
doing, Doc? Wrecked? This is for all you lovers out there. I know what
you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But Biff just
happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very good at
confrontations.

Marty, will we ever see you again? What do you mean you've seen this,
it's brand new. Yeah. Who are you? Oh hey, Biff, hey, guys, how are
you doing?

Doc, Doc, it's me, Marty. George: you ever think of running for class
president? Oh, thank you, thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial
strength electrical cable from the top of the clocktower down to
spreading it over the street between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we
out-fitted the vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly
into the flux-capacitor. At the calculated moment, you start off from
down the street driving toward the cable execrating to eighty-eight
miles per hour. According to the flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will
strike the clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts into the
flux-capacitor, sending you back to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You
wind up the car and release it, I'll simulate the lightening. Ready,
set, release. Huhh. It's about the future, isn't it? Do you mind if we
park for a while?

Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your brother. Just as
I thought, this proves my theory, look at your brother. Alright, take
it up, go. Doc. It's my dad. Wrecked? When did this happen and- Hey,
McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here. Well it's gonna
cost you. How much money you got on you?

What, I don't get what happened. The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it,
totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have
any idea how important this was, do you have any clue? Jesus. Now,
now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would
drive it. Hi, son. Of course I do. Just a second, let's see if I could
find it.

Believe me, Marty, you're better off not having to worry about all the
aggravation and headaches of playing at that dance. That's a great
idea. I'd love to park. That's George McFly. Um, yeah well I might
have sort of ran into my parents. Yeah well look, Marvin, Marvin, you
gotta play. See that's where they kiss for the first time on the dance
floor. And if there's no music, they can't dance, and if they can't
dance, they can't kiss, and if they can't kiss, they can't fall in
love and I'm history.

Well, Biff. Thanks a lot, kid. Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ,
Doc, you disintegrated Einstein. No wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise
on your head, I know how that happened, you told me the whole story.
you were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you
fell, and you hit your head on the sink, and that's when you came up
with the idea for the flux capacitor, which makes time travel
possible. Thank you. In about thirty years.

Marty, is that you? Hey, hey, Doc, where are you? Marty, will we ever
see you again? This sounds pretty heavy. Precisely.

Yes, definitely, god-dammit George, swear. Okay, so now, you come up,
you punch me in the stomach, I'm out for the count, right? And you and
Lorraine live happily ever after. No, no, George, look, it's just an
act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're strolling through the parking lot,
you see us struggling in the car, you walk up, you open the door and
you say, your line, George. Yeah, sure, okay. I don't know, but I'm
gonna find out. Mayor Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that.

Uh, Doc. You know what I do in those situations? Alright, alright,
okay McFly, get a grip on yourself. It's all a dream. Just a very
intense dream. Woh, hey, listen, you gotta help me. Jennifer, oh are
you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. You bet.

Alright, I'm ready. Thanks a lot, kid. I have a feeling too. The flux
capacitor. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1:15 in the morning?

Science Fiction Theater. Listen, this is very important, I forgot my
video camera, could you stop by my place and pick it up on your way to
the mall? Well, you mean, it makes perfect sense. Jesus, George, it's
a wonder I was ever born. Ah, where're my pants?

Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let anybody read my stories. That
was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was
standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet,
I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I
had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this.
This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. That's a
great idea. I'd love to park. You okay, is everything alright? Yeah, I
guessed you're a sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that life
preserver.

That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed
on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of
mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world
series. Good, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Lorraine. That's
George McFly? Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week.
Well, uh, listen, uh, I really-

I'm writing this down, this is good stuff. I noticed you band is on
the roster for dance auditions after school today. Why even bother
Mcfly, you haven't got a chance, you're too much like your own man. No
McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley. Well,
now we gotta sneak this back into my laboratory, we've gotta get you
home. After I fell off my toilet, I drew this. Uh, well, okay Biff,
uh, I'll finish that on up tonight and I'll bring it over first thing
tomorrow morning.

No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your
kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids. No. I had a
horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was terrible. Who
do you think, the Libyans. Okay, alright, Saturday is good, Saturday's
good, I could spend a week in 1955. I could hang out, you could show
me around.

Yes, definitely, god-dammit George, swear. Okay, so now, you come up,
you punch me in the stomach, I'm out for the count, right? And you and
Lorraine live happily ever after. Oh, oh a rematch, why, were you
cheating? Uh listen, do you know where Riverside Drive is? That's for
messing up my hair. No, it was The Enchantment Under The Sea Dance.
Our first date. It was the night of that terrible thunderstorm,
remember George? Your father kissed me for the very first time on that
dance floor. It was then I realized I was going to spend the rest of
my life with him.

Oh. His head's gone, it's like it's been erased. Whoa, whoa, Biff,
what's that? We all make mistakes in life, children Calm down, Marty,
I didn't disintegrate anything. The molecular structure of Einstein
and the car are completely intact.

Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc? It's my dad. Well yeah, you
know we have two of them. Yeah Mom, we know, you've told us this story
a million times. You felt sorry for him so you decided to go with him
to The Fish Under The Sea Dance. Quiet.

Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin? I don't wanna see you in
here again. No, fine, no , good, fine, good. Well, it will just
happen. Like the way I met your father. My god, it's my mother. Put
your pants back on.

Working. That's for messing up my hair. Hi, it's really a pleasure to
meet you. What, what is it hot? C'mon, open up, let me out of here,
Yo.

Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, great, you're alive. Do you know
where 1640 Riverside- Lynda, first of all, I'm not your answering
service. Second of all, somebody named Greg or Craig called you just a
little while ago. Yeah, it's 8:00. Yes, definitely, god-dammit George,
swear. Okay, so now, you come up, you punch me in the stomach, I'm out
for the count, right? And you and Lorraine live happily ever after.
Um, well it's a delorean, right?

This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some scattered clouds. Lows in
the upper forties. Biff. Get out of town, I didn't know you did
anything creative. Ah, let me read some. It's safe now. Everything's
lead lined. Don't you lose those tapes now, we'll need a record. Wup,
wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they've got cotton
underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics. C'mon, open
up, let me out of here, Yo.

Ah. You'll find out in thirty years. I haven't You okay, is everything
alright? You know Marty, I'm gonna be very sad to see you go. You've
really mad a difference in my life, you've given me something to shoot
for. Just knowing, that I'm gonna be around to se 1985, that I'm gonna
succeed in this. That I'm gonna have a chance to travel through time.
It's going to be really hard waiting 30 years before I could talk to
you about everything that's happened in the past few days. I'm really
gonna miss you, Marty.

Good. Have a good trip Einstein, watch your head. Hey Marty, I'm not
your answering service, but you're outside pouting about the car,
Jennifer Parker called you twice. Listen, this is very important, I
forgot my video camera, could you stop by my place and pick it up on
your way to the mall? Look at the time, you've got less than 4
minutes, please hurry. Whoa, whoa, kid, kid, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Well, uh, listen, uh, I really- You want it, you know you want it, and
you know you want me to give it to you. George. Yeah, I guessed you're
a sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that life preserver. What's
with the life preserver?

Ronald Reagon. Why not? Whoa, whoa, okay. Remember, fellas, the future
is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red
Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress
platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements,
and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a proven leader,
re-elect Mayor Red Thomas... Check out that four by four. That is hot.
Someday, Jennifer, someday. Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up
to the lake. Throw a couple of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out
under the stars.

One point twenty-one gigawatts. One point twenty-one gigawatts. Great
Scott. In that case, I'll tell you strait out. George. George.
Einstein, hey Einstein, where's the Doc, boy, huh? Doc Last night,
Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan. And he told me that if I
didn't take Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain.

Nothing's coming to my mind. And where's my reports? There's that word
again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future. Is there a
problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? Excuse me. Uh, look me up
when you get there.

Right. Wait a minute. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. That's
George McFly. this has gotta be a dream.

Doc, wait. No, bastards. Hey Biff, check out this guy's life
preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown. Listen, this is very
important, I forgot my video camera, could you stop by my place and
pick it up on your way to the mall? Lorenzo, where're you keys? Marty,
are you alright?

Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, great, you're alive. Do you know
where 1640 Riverside- Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry,
it's a little bumpy. Shape up, man. You're a slacker. You wanna be a
slacker for the rest of your life? You cost three-hundred buck damage
to my car, you son-of-a-bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass.
Hold him. Excuse me.

Oh yes sir. Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please
excuse the crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to
scale or to paint it. Marty, why are you so nervous? Yeah, exactly. Uh
listen, do you know where Riverside Drive is?

What? The future, it's where you're going? It's about the future,
isn't it? Excuse me. Ah.

Dammit, Doc, why did you have to tear up that letter? If only I had
more time. Wait a minute, I got all the time I want I got a time
machine, I'll just go back and warn him. 10 minutes oughta do it.
Time-circuits on, flux-capacitor fluxing, engine running, alright. No,
no no no no, c'mon c'mon. C'mon c'mon, here we go, this time. Please,
please, c'mon. Watch this. Not me, the car, the car. My calculations
are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, your
gonna see some serious shit. Watch this, watch this. Ha, what did I
tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour. The temporal displacement
occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds. That's a great idea.
I'd love to park. Well yeah, you know we have two of them. It's my
dad.

Uh, Doc. That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it
vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the
porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And
when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a
picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible. The flux
capacitor. Leave her alone, you bastard. Well, Biff. Oh, thank you,
thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength electrical cable
from the top of the clocktower down to spreading it over the street
between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the vehicle with this
big pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-capacitor. At the
calculated moment, you start off from down the street driving toward
the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per hour. According to the
flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the clocktower sending one
point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-capacitor, sending you back
to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind up the car and release it,
I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set, release. Huhh.

How could I have been so careless. One point twenty-one gigawatts.
Tom, how am I gonna generate that kind of power, it can't be done, it
can't. Yeah. Look, George, I'm telling you George, if you do not ask
Lorraine to that dance, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life. A
bolt of lightning, unfortunately, you never know when or where it's
ever gonna strike. Yeah.

Precisely. I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was your
age I never chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car with
a boy. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. Of course, the Enchantment
Under The Sea Dance they're supposed to go to this, that's where they
kiss for the first time. Look, you gotta listen to me.

Who? Look, you gotta listen to me. Doc, look, all we need is a little
plutonium. The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it, totaled it. I needed
that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have any idea how
important this was, do you have any clue? That's a Florence
Nightingale effect. It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love
with their patients. Go to it, kid.

Now, of course not, Biff, now, I wouldn't want that to happen. Mom, is
that you? Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into
the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, my heart
just went out for him. This is for all you lovers out there. Yeah,
it's in the back.

Yeah, sure, okay. And Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury. No no
no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids,
Marty, something has got to be done about your kids. Oh, if Paul calls
me tell him I'm working at the boutique late tonight. What kind of
date? I don't know, what do kids do in the fifties?

I know what you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But
Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very
good at confrontations. What? this has gotta be a dream. The way I see
it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with
some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux
dispersal- look out. Well just gimme something without any sugar in
it, okay?

Thank god I still got my hair. What on Earth is that thing I'm
wearing? Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen this one. This is a
classic, this is where Ralph dresses up as the man from space. What
the hell is a gigawatt? Of course I do. Just a second, let's see if I
could find it. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave.

Save the clock tower. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let
me look at you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me
that it's 8:25? It's about the future, isn't it? Well, Marty, I want
to thank you for all your good advice, I'll never forget it.

Hello. Doc. Now Biff, don't con me. That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't
that guy ever have hair? Doc.

Check out that four by four. That is hot. Someday, Jennifer, someday.
Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up to the lake. Throw a couple
of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out under the stars. Leave her
alone, you bastard. Yeah. Good, you could start by sweeping the floor.
C'mon, Mom, make it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop.
Woo, time to change that oil.

Actually, people call me Marty. Who the hell is John F. Kennedy? No.
Hey guys, you gotta get back in there and finish the dance. Now which
one was it, Greg or Craig?

C'mon, c'mon let's go. Yeah. Ohh, no. About how far ahead are you
going? I will.

Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? He's fine,
and he's completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he's
concerned the trip was instantaneous. That's why Einstein's watch is
exactly one minute behind mine. He skipped over that minute to
instantly arrive at this moment in time. Come here, I'll show you how
it works. First, you turn the time circuits on. This readout tell you
where you're going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells
you where you were. You imput the destination time on this keypad.
Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or
witness the birth or Christ. Here's a red-letter date in the history
of science, November 5, 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955.
George. George. Calm down, Marty, I didn't disintegrate anything. The
molecular structure of Einstein and the car are completely intact.
C'mon, he's not that bad. At least he's letting you borrow the car
tomorrow night.

Don't say a word. Just turn around, McFly, and walk away. Are you
deaf, McFly? Close the door and beat it. So tell me, Marty, how long
have you been in port? Nah, I just don't think I'm cut out for music.
Whoa, whoa, kid, kid, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Dear Doctor Brown, on the night that I go back in time, you will be
shot by terrorists. Please take whatever precautions are necessary to
prevent this terrible disaster. Your friend, Marty. Take that you
mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You space bastard, you
killed a pine. Are those my clocks I hear? Uh listen, do you know
where Riverside Drive is? Save the clock tower.

Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking all over for you. You
remember me, the guy who saved your life the other day. Hey c'mon, I
had to change, you think I'm going back in that zoot suit? The old man
really came through it worked. What was it, George, bird watching?
Where? They're late. My experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-
five minutes slow.

Doc, Doc. Oh, no. You're alive. Bullet proof vest, how did you know, I
never got a chance to tell you. About all that talk about screwing up
future events, the space time continuum. Hi. Hello. C'mon, Mom, make
it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop. Woo, time to
change that oil. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave.

The future, it's where you're going? Radiation suit, of course, cause
all of the fall out from the atomic wars. This is truly amazing, a
portable television studio. No wonder your president has to be an
actor, he's gotta look good on television. Right. Your not gonna be
picking a fight, Dad, dad dad daddy-o. You're coming to a rescue,
right? Okay, let's go over the plan again. 8:55, where are you gonna
be. That's right, he's gonna be mayor.

What a nightmare. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. He's a peeping
tom. Dad. Stop it. Yeah, exactly.

You guys, take him in back and I'll be right there. Well c'mon, this
ain't no peep show. No, Biff, you leave her alone. You'll find out.
Just say anything, George, say what ever's natural, the first thing
that comes to your mind. The keys are in the trunk.

The flux capacitor. My god, do you know what this means? It means that
this damn thing doesn't work at all. Uh, coast guard. Doc, look, all
we need is a little plutonium. What?

And where's my reports? That's a big bruise you have there. Of course,
the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance they're supposed to go to this,
that's where they kiss for the first time. Why do you keep following
me around? Hey kid, what you do, jump ship?

Yeah, I think maybe you do. Yeah, I'm- mayor. Now that's a good idea.
I could run for mayor. Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source
capable of generating one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity is
a bolt of lightning. You extol me with a lot of confidence, Doc.
That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?

Ah, honey, your first novel. Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain
melting stuff to ourselves, okay? Alright, I'm ready. He's fine, and
he's completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he's
concerned the trip was instantaneous. That's why Einstein's watch is
exactly one minute behind mine. He skipped over that minute to
instantly arrive at this moment in time. Come here, I'll show you how
it works. First, you turn the time circuits on. This readout tell you
where you're going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells
you where you were. You imput the destination time on this keypad.
Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or
witness the birth or Christ. Here's a red-letter date in the history
of science, November 5, 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955. I over
slept, look I need your help. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't
know how to do it. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't know how to
do it.

This is it. This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning
is gonna strike the clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday
night. If we could somehow harness this bolt of lightning, channel it
into the flux capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night,
we're sending you back to the future. Just relax now Calvin, you've
got a big bruise on you're head. Do you mind if we park for a while?
Why am I always the last one to know about these things. Einstein, hey
Einstein, where's the Doc, boy, huh? Doc

You'll find out in thirty years. It's my dad. Yeah, but you're uh,
you're so, you're so thin. Whoa, this is heavy. Well, aren't you going
up to the lake tonight, you've been planning it for two weeks.

Well, because George, nice girls get angry when guys take advantage of
them. Damn. I'm late for school. You want it, you know you want it,
and you know you want me to give it to you. McFly. The storm.

Give me a hand, Lorenzo. Ow, dammit, man, I sliced my hand. I don't
know, but I'm gonna find out. Yeah, gimme a Tab. Alright, good-bye
Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it's a little bumpy. Ronald Reagon, the
actor? Then who's vice president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wymann
is the first lady.

Calvin. It works, ha ha ha ha, it works. I finally invent something
that works. He's your brother, Mom. I think it's terrible. Girls
chasing boys. When I was your age I never chased a boy, or called a
boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy. Wait a minute, what are you
doing, Doc?

No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to
generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity- Well just
gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? Jesus. Yeah, alright,
bye-bye. What? Right, I got it.

Wrecked? See, there's Biff out there waxing it right now. Now, Biff, I
wanna make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one.
No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your
kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids. Yeah well,
you shouldn't drink. Biff.

Oh. What do you mean you've seen this, it's brand new. I don't wanna
see you in here again. What's the meaning of this. Marty, you made it.

What did you say? oh yeah, all you gotta do is go over there and ask
her. Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been
doing all day? No, Biff, you leave her alone. Not a word, not a word,
not a word now. Quiet, uh, donations, you want me to make a donation
to the coast guard youth auxiliary?

C'mon, c'mon. Why is she gonna get angry with you? Right, George.
Well, good luck you guys. Oh, one other thing, if you guys ever have
kids and one of them when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire
to the living room rug, be easy on him. I over slept, look I need your
help. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't know how to do it. I have
to ask Lorraine out but I don't know how to do it. Oh honey, he's
teasing you, nobody has two television sets.

That's a great idea. I'd love to park. Watch it, Goldie. Uh, I think
so. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1:15 in the morning? Right.

Doc, look, all we need is a little plutonium. Uh listen, do you know
where Riverside Drive is? I got enough practical jokes for one
evening. Good night, future boy. Please, Marty, don't tell me, no man
should know too much about their own destiny. Marty, I always wear a
suit to the office. You alright?

Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin? Uh Doc, uh no. No, don't be
silly. That's a great idea. I'd love to park. And where's my reports?
Hello.

Listen, Doc, you know there's something I haven't told you about the
night we made that tape. Alright kid, you stick to your father like
glue and make sure that he takes her to the dance. Oh. oh yeah, all
you gotta do is go over there and ask her. They're late. My experiment
worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow.

Right. After I fell off my toilet, I drew this. Can't be. This is
nuts. Aw, c'mon. So tell me, future boy, who's president of the United
States in 1985? Oh, if Paul calls me tell him I'm working at the
boutique late tonight.

Damn. I'm late for school. Now that's a risk you'll have to take
you're life depends on it. Marty, that's completely out of the
question, you must not leave this house. you must not see anybody or
talk to anybody. Anything you do could have serious repercussions on
future events. Do you understand? What's with the life preserver? Hey
man, look at Marvin's hand. He can't play with his hands like that,
and we can't play without him.

What? Aw yeah, everything is great. No. Please note that Einstein's
clock is in complete synchronization with my control watch. No, get
out of town, my mom thinks I'm going camping with the guys. Well,
Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going up there
with you. And I get this standard lecture about how she never did that
kind of stuff when she was a kid. Now look, I think she was born a
nun.

It's cold, damn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil.
Einstein's clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it's still
ticking. Let's go. I got enough practical jokes for one evening. Good
night, future boy. Thanks. Uh, plutonium, wait a minute, are you
telling me that this sucker's nuclear?

Um, yeah well I might have sort of ran into my parents. Let's get him.
Hey, Doc? Doc. Hello, anybody home? Einstein, come here, boy. What's
going on? Wha- aw, god. Aw, Jesus. Whoa, rock and roll. Yo Jesus. Now,
now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would
drive it. Hi, son.

What? Doc, you don't just walk into a store and ask for plutonium. Did
you rip this off? Okay Doc, this is it. Just relax now Calvin, you've
got a big bruise on you're head. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore
eyes. Let me look at you.

I don't know, Doc, I guess she felt sorry for him cause her did hit
him with the car, hit me with the car. Hey, McFly, I thought I told
you never to come in here. Well it's gonna cost you. How much money
you got on you? Uh, Doc. Hey you, get your damn hands off, oh. Yeah,
but you're uh, you're so, you're so thin.

What? Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc? I guess you guys aren't
ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it. The appropriate
question is, weren't the hell are they. Einstein has just become the
world's first time traveler. I sent him into the future. One minute
into the future to be exact. And at exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h
up with him and the time machine. Lorenzo, where're you keys?

Uh, plutonium, wait a minute, are you telling me that this sucker's
nuclear? Well, they're bigger than me. No. Hey George, heard you laid
out Biff, nice going. whoa, this is it, this is the part coming up,
Doc.

Hey guys, you gotta get back in there and finish the dance. Get out of
town, I didn't know you did anything creative. Ah, let me read some.
It's already mutated into human form, shoot it. Hey, Doc? Doc. Hello,
anybody home? Einstein, come here, boy. What's going on? Wha- aw, god.
Aw, Jesus. Whoa, rock and roll. Yo C'mon.

Oh, you make it sound so easy. I just, I wish I wasn't so scared.
Breakfast. We're gonna take a little break but we'll be back in a
while so, don't nobody go no where. That's a big bruise you have
there. Yeah, exactly.

Marty, you didn't fall asleep, did you? Well maybe you are and you
just don't know it yet. He's absolutely right, Marty. the last thing
you need is headaches. Does your mom know about tomorrow night? Hey,
George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been doing all
day?

Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad was doing in the middle
of the street. That's for messing up my hair. Oh, just a little
weather experiment. That ain't no airplane, look. I think I know
exactly what you mean.

Ahh. You extol me with a lot of confidence, Doc. That's a big bruise
you have there. Really. The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it, totaled
it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have any idea
how important this was, do you have any clue?

Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? Well uh, good, fine. Thank you,
don't forget to take a flyer. What the hell is a gigawatt? Oh, you
mean how you're supposed to act on a first date.

Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it's a little bumpy.
What, what? You know Marty, you look so familiar, do I know your
mother? This is it. This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of
lightning is gonna strike the clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next
Saturday night. If we could somehow harness this bolt of lightning,
channel it into the flux capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday
night, we're sending you back to the future. Marty, that was very
interesting music.

Ahh. Don't pay any attention to him, he's in one of his moods. Sam,
quit fiddling with that thing, come in here to dinner. Now let's see,
you already know Lorraine, this is Milton, this is Sally, that's Toby,
and over there in the playpen is little baby Joey. Doc, Doc, it's me,
Marty. Save the clock tower. Whoa, whoa, okay.

Right check, Doc. Ronald Reagon. Oh. He's fine, and he's completely
unaware that anything happened. As far as he's concerned the trip was
instantaneous. That's why Einstein's watch is exactly one minute
behind mine. He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this
moment in time. Come here, I'll show you how it works. First, you turn
the time circuits on. This readout tell you where you're going, this
one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You
imput the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the
signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or
Christ. Here's a red-letter date in the history of science, November
5, 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955. You got a real attitude
problem, McFly. You're a slacker. You remind me of you father when he
went her, he was a slacker too.

Hey you, get your damn hands off, oh. I noticed you band is on the
roster for dance auditions after school today. Why even bother Mcfly,
you haven't got a chance, you're too much like your own man. No McFly
ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley. That's
Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair? We never would have
fallen in love. Wait a minute.

Alright, McFly, you're asking for it, and now you're gonna get it.
This is more serious than I thought. Apparently your mother is
amorously infatuated with you instead of your father. A bolt of
lightning, unfortunately, you never know when or where it's ever gonna
strike. It's safe now. Everything's lead lined. Don't you lose those
tapes now, we'll need a record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage.
Who knows if they've got cotton underwear in the future. I'm allergic
to all synthetics. Just relax now Calvin, you've got a big bruise on
you're head.

C'mon, open up, let me out of here, Yo. Shape up, man. You're a
slacker. You wanna be a slacker for the rest of your life? What, I
don't get what happened. Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a
time machine that you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to
the year 1985. I've gotta go.

Doc, Doc, it's me, Marty. Alright, alright, okay McFly, get a grip on
yourself. It's all a dream. Just a very intense dream. Woh, hey,
listen, you gotta help me. Stand tall, boy, have some respect for
yourself. Don't you know that if you let people walk all over you
know, they'll be walking all over you for the rest of your life?
Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in this
slop house? Alright, McFly, you're asking for it, and now you're gonna
get it. He's a peeping tom. Dad.

That was so stupid, Grandpa hit him with the car. yes, Joey just loves
being in his playpen. he cries whenever we take him out so we just
leave him in there all the time. Well Marty, I hope you like meatloaf.
Your, your right. whoa, this is it, this is the part coming up, Doc.
You got a permit for that?

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car why
not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction
made the flux dispersal- look out. He's a very strange young man.
Perfect, just perfect. Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. Hey.

Who, who? I think we need a rematch. Yeah, I think maybe you do.
Jesus, you smoke too? Yeah.

Of course, from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted me to
build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave them a
shiny bomb case full of used pinball machine parts. Keys? Say that
again. Who do you think, the Libyans. Hey, hey listen guys. Look, I
don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay?

No sir, I'm gonna make something out of myself, I'm going to night
school and one day I'm gonna be somebody. And he could sleep in my
room. Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan. And he
told me that if I didn't take Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain. Good
morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called. Hi,
it's really a pleasure to meet you.

Well, it will just happen. Like the way I met your father. Actually,
people call me Marty. Marty, will we ever see you again? Yeah well
look, Marvin, Marvin, you gotta play. See that's where they kiss for
the first time on the dance floor. And if there's no music, they can't
dance, and if they can't dance, they can't kiss, and if they can't
kiss, they can't fall in love and I'm history. Hey, Doc? Doc. Hello,
anybody home? Einstein, come here, boy. What's going on? Wha- aw, god.
Aw, Jesus. Whoa, rock and roll. Yo

Well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet. Whoa, whoa, okay.
That's George McFly? Shit. Oh, hi , Marty. I didn't hear you come in.
Fascinating device, this video unit.

Leave her alone, you bastard. He's a very strange young man. Well, uh,
listen, uh, I really- Listen, Doc, you know there's something I
haven't told you about the night we made that tape. Shape up, man.
You're a slacker. You wanna be a slacker for the rest of your life?

Oh. Save the clock tower. Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking
all over for you. You remember me, the guy who saved your life the
other day. Yeah, he's right here. Where the hell are they.

Which one's your pop? Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry,
it's a little bumpy. Yeah. You know, Doc, you left your equipment on
all week. Are you sure about this storm?

I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a
blindspot. I could've been killed. No no no this sucker's electrical,
but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one point twenty-one
gigawatts of electricity- But I can't go to the dance, I'll miss my
favorite television program, Science Fiction Theater. This is for all
you lovers out there. whoa, whoa Doc, stuck here, I can't be stuck
here, I got a life in 1985. I got a girl.

Uh, well, I haven't finished those up yet, but you know I figured
since they weren't due till- Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen
this one. This is a classic, this is where Ralph dresses up as the man
from space. Okay, alright, Saturday is good, Saturday's good, I could
spend a week in 1955. I could hang out, you could show me around.
George: you ever think of running for class president? Okay, alright,
I'll prove it to you. Look at my driver's license, expires 1987. Look
at my birthday, for crying out load I haven't even been born yet. And,
look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me. Look at the
sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984.

Excuse me. Uh, well, I haven't finished those up yet, but you know I
figured since they weren't due till- Doc? Doc, she's beautiful. She's
crazy about me. Look at this, look what she wrote me, Doc. That says
it all. Doc, you're my only hope. Oh Mom, there's nothing wrong with
calling a boy.

Why not? Whoa, this is heavy. You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will
be mayor and I'll be the most powerful mayor in the history of Hill
Valley, and I'm gonna clean up this town. But I can't go to the dance,
I'll miss my favorite television program, Science Fiction Theater. Oh,
thank you, thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength
electrical cable from the top of the clocktower down to spreading it
over the street between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the
vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-
capacitor. At the calculated moment, you start off from down the
street driving toward the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per
hour. According to the flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the
clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-
capacitor, sending you back to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind
up the car and release it, I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set,
release. Huhh.

Holy shit. Now, now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before
when I would drive it. Hi, son. What, what, ma? What the hell is a
gigawatt? But I can't go to the dance, I'll miss my favorite
television program, Science Fiction Theater.

His head's gone, it's like it's been erased. Don't tell me. Uh, you
want me to buy a subscription to the Saturday Evening Post? You're
George McFly. Hey man, the dance is over. Unless you know someone else
who could play the guitar. Marty, you're beginning to sound just like
my mother.

Check out that four by four. That is hot. Someday, Jennifer, someday.
Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up to the lake. Throw a couple
of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out under the stars. Ahh. Excuse me.
What about George? Alright, c'mon, I think we're safe.

I'm gonna be at the dance. Yeah, I guessed you're a sailor, aren't
you, that's why you wear that life preserver. Unfortunately no, it
requires something with a little more kick, plutonium. C'mon, c'mon
let's go. Good evening, I'm Doctor Emmett Brown. I'm standing on the
parking lot of Twin Pines Mall. It's Saturday morning, October 26,
1985, 1:18 a.m. and this is temporal experiment number one. C'mon,
Einy, hey hey boy, get in there, that a boy, in you go, get down,
that's it.

Uh, Doc. You're George McFly. Whoa, they really cleaned this place up,
looks brand new. Marty, don't go this way. Strickland's looking for
you. If you're caught it'll be four tardies in a row. Hey, not too
early I sleep in on Saturday. Oh, McFly, your shoe's untied. Don't be
so gullible, McFly. You got the place fixed up nice, McFly. I have
you're car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me
is light beer. What are you looking at, butthead. Say hi to your mom
for me.

He's an absolute dream. This is uh, this is heavy duty, Doc, this is
great. Uh, does it run on regular unleaded gasoline? Listen, woh.
Hello, uh excuse me. Sorry about your barn. Yeah, well, I still don't
understand what Dad was doing in the middle of the street. George,
buddy. remember that girl I introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you
writing?

Never mind that, never mind that now, never mind that, never mind-
Yeah, sure, okay. They're late. My experiment worked. They're all
exactly twenty-five minutes slow. Its good. Indeed I will, roll em. I,
Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on an historic journey. What
have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to bring some extra
plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one pallet one trip I
must be out of my mind. What is it Einy? Oh my god, they found me, I
don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.

Why is she gonna get angry with you? Never mind that now, never mind
that now. Something wrong with the starter, so I hid it. Your, your
right. That's Calvin Klein, oh my god, he's a dream.

No wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your head, I know how that
happened, you told me the whole story. you were standing on your
toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your
head on the sink, and that's when you came up with the idea for the
flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible. Right. I noticed you
band is on the roster for dance auditions after school today. Why even
bother Mcfly, you haven't got a chance, you're too much like your own
man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley.
What about George? And he could sleep in my room.

Well, ma, we talked about this, we're not gonna go to the lake, the
car's wrecked. What did you sleep in your clothes again last night. No
wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your head, I know how that
happened, you told me the whole story. you were standing on your
toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your
head on the sink, and that's when you came up with the idea for the
flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible. Now that's a risk
you'll have to take you're life depends on it. Yeah, yeah what are you
wearing, Dave.

He's your brother, Mom. Right. I gotta go, uh, I gotta go. Thanks very
much, it was wonderful, you were all great. See you all later, much
later. Science Fiction Theater. Biff, stop it. Biff, you're breaking
his arm. Biff, stop.

That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was
standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet,
I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I
had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this.
This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. Oh, if
Paul calls me tell him I'm working at the boutique late tonight. Are
you okay? Which one's your pop? Wrecked? When did this happen and-

You're gonna be in the car with her. How's your head? You got a real
attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker. You remind me of you father
when he went her, he was a slacker too. Ah, honey, your first novel.
George.

Actually, people call me Marty. Ah. Whoa. C'mon, c'mon let's go.
Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week. About how far
ahead are you going?

I don't wanna know your name. I don't wanna know anything anything
about you. There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for
almost nine hours now. Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by
ourselves, Uncle Joey didn't make parole again. I think it would be
nice, if you all dropped him a line. I think we need a rematch.
George, help me, please.

Marty, don't go this way. Strickland's looking for you. If you're
caught it'll be four tardies in a row. Right check, Doc. Alright, I'm
ready. Did you hurt your head? Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't
forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin Pines Mall.

Mayor Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that. Hey I'm talking to you,
McFly, you Irish bug. The appropriate question is, weren't the hell
are they. Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler. I
sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And
at exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine.
Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen this one. This is a classic,
this is where Ralph dresses up as the man from space. Wow, ah Red, you
look great. Everything looks great. 1:24, I still got time. Oh my god.
No, no not again, c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans.

He laid out Biff in one punch. I never knew he had it in him. He never
stood up to Biff in his life. You okay, is everything alright? Quiet,
quiet. I'm gonna read your thoughts. Let's see now, you've come from a
great distance? Go. You too.

Is she pretty? That's a great idea. I'd love to park. So what's it to
you, butthead. You know you've been looking for a, since you're new
here, I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a
tree, and get out of here. Hey boy, are you alright? And he could
sleep in my room.

A bolt of lightning, unfortunately, you never know when or where it's
ever gonna strike. Of course, the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance
they're supposed to go to this, that's where they kiss for the first
time. Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin
Pines Mall. I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids
are gonna love it. What did your mother ever see in that kid?

What? I think I know exactly what you mean. Yoo. Right. Marty, one
rejection isn't the end of the world.

You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will be mayor and I'll be the most
powerful mayor in the history of Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up
this town. Ah well, sort of. We're gonna take a little break but we'll
be back in a while so, don't nobody go no where. How's your head?
George.

How could I have been so careless. One point twenty-one gigawatts.
Tom, how am I gonna generate that kind of power, it can't be done, it
can't. I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had
a blindspot. I could've been killed. It's uh, the other end of town, a
block past Maple. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Now remember,
according to my theory you interfered with with your parent's first
meeting. They don't meet, they don't fall in love, they won't get
married and they wont have kids. That's why your older brother's
disappeared from that photograph. Your sister will follow and unless
you repair the damages, you will be next.

Look at the time, you've got less than 4 minutes, please hurry. Damn.
I'm late for school. I can't believe you loaned me a car, without
telling me it had a blindspot. I could've been killed. Biff, stop it.
Biff, you're breaking his arm. Biff, stop. Oh hey, Biff, hey, guys,
how are you doing?

C'mon, Mom, make it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop.
Woo, time to change that oil. I know what you're gonna say, son, and
you're right, you're right, But Biff just happens to be my supervisor,
and I'm afraid I'm not very good at confrontations. Thanks. It's cold,
damn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil. Einstein's clock is
exactly one minute behind mine, it's still ticking. On the night I go
back in time, you get- Doc.

Believe me, Marty, you're better off not having to worry about all the
aggravation and headaches of playing at that dance. I said the keys
are in here. Listen, Doc, you know there's something I haven't told
you about the night we made that tape. Wait a minute. Wait a minute,
Doc. Are you telling me that it's 8:25? I swiped it from the old
lady's liquor cabinet.

Go. Go. Its good. Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by
ourselves, Uncle Joey didn't make parole again. I think it would be
nice, if you all dropped him a line. So tell me, future boy, who's
president of the United States in 1985? Mom, is that you?

Over there, on my hope chest. I've never seen purple underwear before,
Calvin. Nothing's coming to my mind. We do now. Jennifer, oh are you a
sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. Listen, woh. Hello, uh excuse
me. Sorry about your barn.

We never would have fallen in love. That's right. Mr. McFly, Mr.
McFly, this just arrived, oh hi Marty. I think it's your new book.
George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a little self
confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you could accomplish
anything. Excuse me.

Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin Pines
Mall. Hey man, look at Marvin's hand. He can't play with his hands
like that, and we can't play without him. Are you sure about this
storm? C'mon, he's not that bad. At least he's letting you borrow the
car tomorrow night. Breakfast.

Doc. Yeah, I think it's a major embarrassment having an uncle in
prison. Lorraine, have you ever, uh, been in a situation where you
know you had to act a certain way but when you got there, you didn't
know if you could go through with it? What? What did I just say?

Let's go. You bet. You too. What? Why am I always the last one to know
about these things.

And he could sleep in my room. He's your brother, Mom. Yeah, but I
never picked a fight in my entire life. Ah. Whoa. Hey Biff, check out
this guy's life preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown.

Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house.
He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, my heart just went
out for him. I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet. I need
fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the car. It's a board with wheels. You
know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week.

This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some scattered clouds. Lows in
the upper forties. What? I don't wanna know your name. I don't wanna
know anything anything about you. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for
sore eyes. Let me look at you. 1955? You're my ma- you're my ma.

It's uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. Bear with me,
Marty, all of your questions will be answered. Roll tape, we'll
proceed. Right. The appropriate question is, weren't the hell are
they. Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler. I sent
him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at
exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine.
Who's are these?

Shut your filthy mouth, I'm not that kind of girl. It's about the
future, isn't it? Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Well, I
figured, what the hell. Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-
entry, it's a little bumpy.

Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you looking at, butt-head? Wow, you must
be rich. Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? I'm
sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug store,
but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by. Marty, I'm sorry, but I'm
afraid you're stuck here. You okay, is everything alright?

Sam, here's the young man you hit with your car out there. He's
alright, thank god. You know what I do in those situations? Biff. And
where's my reports? Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what
have you been doing all day?

Like I always told you, if you put your mind to it you could
accomplish anything. Marty, this may seem a little foreward, but I was
wondering if you would ask me to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance
on Saturday. What's that thing he's on? About 30 years, it's a nice
round number. Good, you could start by sweeping the floor.

Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine that you
invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985. Wait a
minute. Yes, yes, I'm George, George McFly, and I'm your density. I
mean, I'm your destiny. Are you sure about this storm? Sam, quit
fiddling with that thing and come in here and eat your dinner.

That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was
standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet,
I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I
had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this.
This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. I'm
telling the truth, Doc, you gotta believe me. Yoo. Doc, is that a de-
Right, George. Well, good luck you guys. Oh, one other thing, if you
guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old,
accidentally sets fire to the living room rug, be easy on him.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a
time machine out of a delorean. You have this thing hooked up to the
car? I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a
blindspot. I could've been killed. I don't wanna see you in here
again. You wanna a Pepsi, pall, you're gonna pay for it.

I don't know, I can't keep up with all of your boyfriends. I just
wanna use the phone. David, watch your mouth. You come here and kiss
your mother before you go, come here. Wow, ah Red, you look great.
Everything looks great. 1:24, I still got time. Oh my god. No, no not
again, c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans. When could weathermen predict the
weather, let alone the future.

Ah, where're my pants? Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking all
over for you. You remember me, the guy who saved your life the other
day. You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will be mayor and I'll be the
most powerful mayor in the history of Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean
up this town. Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine
that you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
You got a permit for that?

I can't play. Looks like a airplane, without wings. Erased from
existence. Alright, okay Jennifer. What if I send in the tape and they
don't like it. I mean, what if they say I'm no good. What if they say,
'Get out of here, kid, you got no future.' I mean, I just don't think
I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm beginning to sound like
my old man. Wait a minute.

Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don't you know that
if you let people walk all over you know, they'll be walking all over
you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna
spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Jennifer, oh are you a
sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. Right check, Doc. So what's
it to you, butthead. You know you've been looking for a, since you're
new here, I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like
a tree, and get out of here. Unfortunately no, it requires something
with a little more kick, plutonium.

Marty, you made it. Listen, woh. Hello, uh excuse me. Sorry about your
barn. Thanks, thanks a lot. Hey. This sounds pretty heavy.

Look, George, I'm telling you George, if you do not ask Lorraine to
that dance, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life. Ah. You'll
find out in thirty years. Hey c'mon, I had to change, you think I'm
going back in that zoot suit? The old man really came through it
worked. You know what I do in those situations?

you guys look great. Mom, you look so thin. Doc, I'm from the future.
I came here in a time machine that you invented. Now, I need your help
to get back to the year 1985. After I fell off my toilet, I drew this.
Are you okay? Well yeah, you know we have two of them.

Right, gimme a Pepsi free. The future, it's where you're going?
Welcome to my latest experiment. It's the one I've been waiting for
all my life. Right. Lou, gimme a milk, chocolate. Lorraine, my density
has popped me to you. Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad
was doing in the middle of the street.

Alright, okay. Alright, there she is, George. Just go in there and
invite her. Look me up when you get there, guess I'll be about 47. I
just wanna use the phone. Ho ho ho, look at it roll. Now we could
watch Jackie Gleason while we eat. You know what I do in those
situations?

Okay, okay you guys, oh ha ha ha very funny. Hey you guys are being
real mature. Check out that four by four. That is hot. Someday,
Jennifer, someday. Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up to the
lake. Throw a couple of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out under the
stars. Marty, I always wear a suit to the office. You alright? Yeah.
Alright, McFly, you're asking for it, and now you're gonna get it.

Maybe you were adopted. No sir, I'm gonna make something out of
myself, I'm going to night school and one day I'm gonna be somebody.
What? Uh? Holy shit.

Hey boy, are you alright? Unroll their fire. Okay. That's good advice,
Marty. You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week.

Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain melting stuff to ourselves, okay?
Huh? Well, I figured, what the hell. He's an absolute dream. Doc,
she's beautiful. She's crazy about me. Look at this, look what she
wrote me, Doc. That says it all. Doc, you're my only hope.

Working. George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a
little self confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you
could accomplish anything. Now Biff, don't con me. Check out that four
by four. That is hot. Someday, Jennifer, someday. Wouldn't it be great
to take that truck up to the lake. Throw a couple of sleeping bags in
the back. Lie out under the stars. Go. Go.

I think we need a rematch. You guys, take him in back and I'll be
right there. Well c'mon, this ain't no peep show. Great good, good,
Lorraine, I had a feeling about you two. Hey, hey, I've seen this one,
I've seen this one. This is a classic, this is where Ralph dresses up
as the man from space. Whoa, whoa, Biff, what's that?

Stop it. No, Biff, you leave her alone. Hey. C'mon, Mom, make it fast,
I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop. Woo, time to change that
oil. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave.

Yeah man, that was good. Let's do another one. Silence Earthling. my
name is Darth Vader. I'm am an extra-terrestrial from the planet
Vulcan. Oh, oh a rematch, why, were you cheating? Alright, okay
listen, keep your pants on, she's over in the cafe. God, how do you do
this? What made you change your mind, George? Who's are these?

Let him go, Biff, you're drunk. Yeah, where does he live? Wow, ah Red,
you look great. Everything looks great. 1:24, I still got time. Oh my
god. No, no not again, c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans. That's Strickland.
Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair? Good morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I
almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called.

No. Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please excuse the
crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to scale or to
paint it. Why thank you, Marty. George. Good morning, sleepyhead, Good
morning, Dave, Lynda Why thank you, Marty. George. Good morning,
sleepyhead, Good morning, Dave, Lynda Thank you. In about thirty
years.

George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a little self
confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you could accomplish
anything. Of course, the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance they're
supposed to go to this, that's where they kiss for the first time.
Right, okay, so right around 9:00 she's gonna get very angry with me.
Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen this one. This is a classic,
this is where Ralph dresses up as the man from space. No.

Something that really cooks. Alright, alright this is an oldie, but
uh, it's an oldie where I come from. Alright guys, let's do some blues
riff in b, watch me for the changes, and uh, try and keep up, okay.
I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you the number. Bye. I
think I know exactly what you mean. So what's it to you, butthead. You
know you've been looking for a, since you're new here, I'm gonna cut
you a break, today. So why don't you make like a tree, and get out of
here. Whoa, whoa, okay.

What's a rerun? Never mind that now, never mind that now. Excuse me.
That's George McFly. Um, well it's a delorean, right?

Ahh. Yeah, I guessed you're a sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear
that life preserver. This is uh, this is heavy duty, Doc, this is
great. Uh, does it run on regular unleaded gasoline? Its good. Oh Mom,
there's nothing wrong with calling a boy.

Oh, you make it sound so easy. I just, I wish I wasn't so scared.
Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your brother. Just as
I thought, this proves my theory, look at your brother. Who's are
these? Marty, that's completely out of the question, you must not
leave this house. you must not see anybody or talk to anybody.
Anything you do could have serious repercussions on future events. Do
you understand? My god, it's my mother. Put your pants back on.

Damn, where is that kid. Damn. Damn damn. You're late, do you have no
concept of time? Remember, fellas, the future is in your hands. If you
believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle
name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress platform means more jobs, better
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day, cast your vote for a proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas...
Look, there's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up. Okay Doc, this
is it. Right, okay, so right around 9:00 she's gonna get very angry
with me.

Okay, that's enough. Now stop the microphone. I'm sorry fellas. I'm
afraid you're just too darn loud. Next, please. Where's the next
group, please. He's a very strange young man. 1955? You're my ma-
you're my ma. What do you mean you've seen this, it's brand new. No no
no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate
the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I need.

Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? Now, Biff,
um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for the damage?
Don't worry, I'll take care of the lightning, you take care of your
pop. By the way, what happened today, did he ask her out? I guess you
guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it. This
is for all you lovers out there.

It's uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. It's uh, the other
end of town, a block past Maple. A bolt of lightning, unfortunately,
you never know when or where it's ever gonna strike. You can't, uh,
that is, uh, nobody's home. Just finishing up the second coat now.

Now Biff, don't con me. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a
sweet girl. Isn't tonight the night of the big date? Well, what if
they didn't like them, what if they told me I was no good. I guess
that would be pretty hard for somebody to understand. Marty. Marty.
Marty. What did your mother ever see in that kid?

What? What, I don't get what happened. Um, yeah well I might have sort
of ran into my parents. Hey boy, are you alright? Marty. Marty. Marty.

Who is that guy. I know what you're gonna say, son, and you're right,
you're right, But Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm
afraid I'm not very good at confrontations. Marty, you made it. Ah,
where're my pants? Your, your right.

Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. Who's are these? Pa, what is it?
What is it, Pa? He's an absolute dream. I'm writing this down, this is
good stuff.

Can I go now, Mr. Strickland? Right. Hey guys, you gotta get back in
there and finish the dance. It's a board with wheels. Yeah well, I saw
it on a rerun.

Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it's a little bumpy.
Now, Biff, um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for the
damage? You okay, is everything alright? Oh. Marty, don't be such a
square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.

Marty, are you alright? Now, now, Biff, now, I never noticed any
blindspot before when I would drive it. Hi, son. No, Biff, you leave
her alone. George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a
little self confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you
could accomplish anything. There, there, now, just relax. You've been
asleep for almost nine hours now.

I know what you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But
Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very
good at confrontations. Calm down, Marty, I didn't disintegrate
anything. The molecular structure of Einstein and the car are
completely intact. Next, please. I don't worry. this is all wrong. I
don't know what it is but when I kiss you, it's like kissing my
brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense, does it? Hey, hey, Doc,
where are you?

Whoa, they really cleaned this place up, looks brand new. You can't,
uh, that is, uh, nobody's home. Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't
forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin Pines Mall. Now, Biff, um, can I assume
that your insurance is gonna pay for the damage? That's right, twenty
five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future,
looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be
able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.

Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. Yeah,
alright, bye-bye. What? I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm never
gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody. Doc. Doc, wait. No,
bastards.

Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I don't want her to worry about you.
Ahh. Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother. Don't say a
word. Uh, well, okay Biff, uh, I'll finish that on up tonight and I'll
bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.

Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
Yeah. I hope you don't mind but George asked if he could take me home.
Yeah but George, Lorraine wants to go with you. Give her a break.
What?

Say that again. Well, you mean, it makes perfect sense. this has gotta
be a dream. No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear
reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity
that I need. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look
at you.

Uh, well, actually, I figured since it wasn't due till Monday- This is
it. This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning is gonna
strike the clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If
we could somehow harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the
flux capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending
you back to the future. Marty, why are you so nervous? Right, I got
it. No, not yet.

That's a big bruise you have there. On the night I go back in time,
you get- Doc. I know, and all I could say is I'm sorry. Well gee, I
don't know. George, aren't you gonna kiss me?

This is uh, this is heavy duty, Doc, this is great. Uh, does it run on
regular unleaded gasoline? What did your mother ever see in that kid?
Time machine, I haven't invented any time machine. Marty you gotta
come back with me. Now that's a risk you'll have to take you're life
depends on it.

Hey McFly, what do you think you're doing. Well that's your name,
isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's written all over your underwear. Oh, I
guess they call you Cal, huh? Um, yeah well I might have sort of ran
into my parents. This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some
scattered clouds. Lows in the upper forties. This sounds pretty heavy.

Mayor Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that. This sounds pretty
heavy. Bet your ass it works. The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it,
totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have
any idea how important this was, do you have any clue? Y'know this
time it wasn't my fault. The Doc set all of his clocks twenty-five
minutes slow.

Marty, are you alright? The flux capacitor. Uncle Jailbird Joey? You
guys, take him in back and I'll be right there. Well c'mon, this ain't
no peep show. Silence Earthling. my name is Darth Vader. I'm am an
extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan.

Never mind that now, never mind that now. No, fine, no , good, fine,
good. Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please excuse the
crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to scale or to
paint it. C'mon, open up, let me out of here, Yo. You know, Doc, you
left your equipment on all week.

Well, bring her along. This concerns her too. Yeah man, that was good.
Let's do another one. I think we need a rematch. Yeah, but I never
picked a fight in my entire life. When could weathermen predict the
weather, let alone the future.

Ho ho ho, look at it roll. Now we could watch Jackie Gleason while we
eat. Well yeah, you know we have two of them. Thanks, thanks a lot.
Uh, Lorraine. How did you know I was here? Well, this is a radiation
suit.

About 30 years, it's a nice round number. Scram, McFly. Well, bring
her along. This concerns her too. Yeah, it's in the back. Mom, Dad.

This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some scattered clouds. Lows in
the upper forties. We're gonna take a little break but we'll be back
in a while so, don't nobody go no where. Now, of course not, Biff,
now, I wouldn't want that to happen. That's George McFly. God dammit,
I'm late.

Nothing. Look at the time, you've got less than 4 minutes, please
hurry. Marty, you interacted with anybody else today, besides me? No
no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to
generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I
need. This sounds pretty heavy.

What, what, ma? Just finishing up the second coat now. Oh, thank you,
thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength electrical cable
from the top of the clocktower down to spreading it over the street
between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the vehicle with this
big pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-capacitor. At the
calculated moment, you start off from down the street driving toward
the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per hour. According to the
flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the clocktower sending one
point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-capacitor, sending you back
to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind up the car and release it,
I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set, release. Huhh. I have to
tell you about the future. Yeah okay.

Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of these
damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me take
him in the house. Alright, okay Jennifer. What if I send in the tape
and they don't like it. I mean, what if they say I'm no good. What if
they say, 'Get out of here, kid, you got no future.' I mean, I just
don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm beginning to
sound like my old man. Good morning, Mom. Let's put him in there.
Look, you gotta listen to me.

whoa, this is it, this is the part coming up, Doc. George, help me,
please. Oh. Which one's your pop? Uh?

Perfect, just perfect. Which one's your pop? This is it. This is the
answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning is gonna strike the
clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If we could
somehow harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the flux
capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you
back to the future. Alright, McFly, you're asking for it, and now
you're gonna get it. Where does he come from?

Not a word, not a word, not a word now. Quiet, uh, donations, you want
me to make a donation to the coast guard youth auxiliary? Just
finishing up the second coat now. Okay. Tab? I can't give you a tab
unless you order something. Damn. I'm late for school.

Ho, you mean you're gonna touch her on her- Um, well it's a delorean,
right? Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let anybody read my stories.
Well, ma, we talked about this, we're not gonna go to the lake, the
car's wrecked. You're George McFly.

Well, they're bigger than me. About how far ahead are you going? Don't
tell me. Uh, you want me to buy a subscription to the Saturday Evening
Post? You're gonna break his arm. Biff, leave him alone. Let him go.
Let him go. I do understand. If I know too much about my own future I
could endanger my own existence, just as you endangered yours.

Listen, I gotta go but I wanted to tell you that it's been
educational. Get out of town, I didn't know you did anything creative.
Ah, let me read some. That's Calvin Klein, oh my god, he's a dream.
Give me a hand, Lorenzo. Ow, dammit, man, I sliced my hand. Why not?

This sounds pretty heavy. Huh? Uh no, not hard at all. So anyway,
George, now Lorraine, she really likes you. She told me to tell you
that she wants you to ask her to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance.
Huh? My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines.

Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a sweet girl. Isn't tonight
the night of the big date? Are you gonna order something, kid? Well,
Biff. It's already mutated into human form, shoot it. Hello.

I'm telling the truth, Doc, you gotta believe me. It's safe now.
Everything's lead lined. Don't you lose those tapes now, we'll need a
record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they've got
cotton underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics. Hello,
hello, anybody home? Think, McFly, think. I gotta have time to recopy
it. Do your realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your
handwriting? I'd get kicked out of school. You wouldn't want that to
happen would you, would you? I hope you don't mind but George asked if
he could take me home. Jesus, you smoke too?

The keys are in the trunk. Alright kid, you stick to your father like
glue and make sure that he takes her to the dance. Oh. Uncle Jailbird
Joey? I will.

The storm. Not a word, not a word, not a word now. Quiet, uh,
donations, you want me to make a donation to the coast guard youth
auxiliary? Doc. What, what is it hot? I guess you guys aren't ready
for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.

Whoa, whoa, Biff, what's that? How could I have been so careless. One
point twenty-one gigawatts. Tom, how am I gonna generate that kind of
power, it can't be done, it can't. Is she pretty? Are those my clocks
I hear? Okay Doc, this is it.

So what's it to you, butthead. You know you've been looking for a,
since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't
you make like a tree, and get out of here. And Jack Benny is secretary
of the Treasury. George. Right. Oh.

Did you hurt your head? Ohh, no. No, Marty, we've already agreed that
having information about the future could be extremely dangerous. Even
if your intentions are good, they could backfire drastically. Whatever
you've got to tell me I'll find out through the natural course of
time. Pa, what is it? What is it, Pa? This is uh, this is heavy duty,
Doc, this is great. Uh, does it run on regular unleaded gasoline?

Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your brother. Just as
I thought, this proves my theory, look at your brother. You have this
thing hooked up to the car? Hey c'mon, I had to change, you think I'm
going back in that zoot suit? The old man really came through it
worked. Hey c'mon, I had to change, you think I'm going back in that
zoot suit? The old man really came through it worked. Hey Marty, I'm
not your answering service, but you're outside pouting about the car,
Jennifer Parker called you twice.

I noticed you band is on the roster for dance auditions after school
today. Why even bother Mcfly, you haven't got a chance, you're too
much like your own man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the
history of Hill Valley. So tell me, future boy, who's president of the
United States in 1985? Alright, I'm ready. Mom, is that you? Wait a
minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a time
machine out of a delorean.

Working. Children. That's a big bruise you have there. No, Biff, you
leave her alone. Alright, okay. Alright, there she is, George. Just go
in there and invite her.

How about a ride, Mister? Ohh, no. Jesus. oh yeah, all you gotta do is
go over there and ask her. Hey, hey listen guys. Look, I don't wanna
mess with no reefer addicts, okay?

Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. He's a
peeping tom. Dad. Now Biff, don't con me. Oh, pleased to meet you,
Calvin Marty Klein. Do you mind if I sit here? McFly.

But I can't go to the dance, I'll miss my favorite television program,
Science Fiction Theater. That's for messing up my hair. That's right.
The appropriate question is, weren't the hell are they. Einstein has
just become the world's first time traveler. I sent him into the
future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at exactly 1:21
a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine. Oh, no no no, I
never uh, I never let anybody read my stories.

Listen, Doc. Uh no, not hard at all. So anyway, George, now Lorraine,
she really likes you. She told me to tell you that she wants you to
ask her to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance. Oh, I sure like her,
Marty, she is such a sweet girl. Isn't tonight the night of the big
date? Without any sugar. No, bastards.

Yeah I know, If you put your mind to it you could accomplish anything.
I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you the number. Bye. He's a
peeping tom. Dad. Marty, you made it. I swiped it from the old lady's
liquor cabinet.

Don't tell me anything. But you're good, Marty, you're really good.
And this audition tape of your is great, you gotta send it in to the
record company. It's like Doc's always saying. Give me a hand,
Lorenzo. Ow, dammit, man, I sliced my hand. Looks like a airplane,
without wings. No, Doc.

Marty, this may seem a little foreward, but I was wondering if you
would ask me to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance on Saturday. Pa,
what is it? What is it, Pa? Pretty Mediocre photographic fakery, they
cut off your brother's hair. I'm gonna get that son-of-a-bitch. Well,
safe and sound, now, n good old 1955.

Well, safe and sound, now, n good old 1955. Marty, one rejection isn't
the end of the world. The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time
machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the
stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal- look out.
Nothing. That's right.

Thank god I still got my hair. What on Earth is that thing I'm
wearing? He laid out Biff in one punch. I never knew he had it in him.
He never stood up to Biff in his life. You do? Shit. No, Biff, you
leave her alone.

This sounds pretty heavy. Wow, ah Red, you look great. Everything
looks great. 1:24, I still got time. Oh my god. No, no not again,
c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans. I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm
never gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody. Keys? No no no
no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids,
Marty, something has got to be done about your kids.

About 30 years, it's a nice round number. Right. I don't wanna know
your name. I don't wanna know anything anything about you. My god,
it's my mother. Put your pants back on. Doc, look, all we need is a
little plutonium.

What about George? Go. That was so stupid, Grandpa hit him with the
car. My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn
thing doesn't work at all. What?

Alright, take it up, go. Doc. His head's gone, it's like it's been
erased. Leave her alone, you bastard. What? You too.

Well, safe and sound, now, n good old 1955. Yeah but George, Lorraine
wants to go with you. Give her a break. Hey, hey listen guys. Look, I
don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay? Well maybe you are and
you just don't know it yet. Oh.

Hey I'm talking to you, McFly, you Irish bug. George. George. Alright,
c'mon, I think we're safe. Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen
me in a week. Hey.

Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house.
He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, my heart just went
out for him. There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for
almost nine hours now. What about George? You bet. Wait a minute, Doc.
What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What do
we become assholes or something?

Yeah, it's 8:00. Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan.
And he told me that if I didn't take Lorraine, that he'd melt my
brain. That was so stupid, Grandpa hit him with the car. Uncle
Jailbird Joey? What was it, George, bird watching?

Indeed I will, roll em. I, Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on
an historic journey. What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to
bring some extra plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one
pallet one trip I must be out of my mind. What is it Einy? Oh my god,
they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.
Whoa, wait, Doc. Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I don't want her to
worry about you. That's for messing up my hair. That Biff, what a
character. Always trying to get away with something. Been on top of
Biff ever since high school. Although, if it wasn't for him-

You want it, you know you want it, and you know you want me to give it
to you. Yeah, I guessed you're a sailor, aren't you, that's why you
wear that life preserver. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a
sweet girl. Isn't tonight the night of the big date? Oh yes sir. Of
course not, Biff, now I wouldn't want that to happen. Now, uh, I'll
finish those reports up tonight, and I'll run em them on over first
thing tomorrow, alright?

Listen, woh. Hello, uh excuse me. Sorry about your barn. Doc? Am I to
understand you're still hanging around with Doctor Emmett Brown,
McFly? Tardy slip for you, Miss Parker. And one for you McFly I
believe that makes four in a row. Now let me give you a nickle's worth
of advice, young man. This so called Doctor Brown is dangerous, he's a
real nutcase. You hang around with him you're gonna end up in big
trouble. Where's Einstein, is he with you? Ah. Whoa. Why not?

Well, bring her along. This concerns her too. Jesus, George, it's a
wonder I was ever born. Yeah. Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I
don't want her to worry about you. How about a ride, Mister?

Doc? Am I to understand you're still hanging around with Doctor Emmett
Brown, McFly? Tardy slip for you, Miss Parker. And one for you McFly I
believe that makes four in a row. Now let me give you a nickle's worth
of advice, young man. This so called Doctor Brown is dangerous, he's a
real nutcase. You hang around with him you're gonna end up in big
trouble. Don't pay any attention to him, he's in one of his moods.
Sam, quit fiddling with that thing, come in here to dinner. Now let's
see, you already know Lorraine, this is Milton, this is Sally, that's
Toby, and over there in the playpen is little baby Joey. Brown, Brown,
Brown, Brown, Brown, great, you're alive. Do you know where 1640
Riverside- Uh, Doc. You'll find out.

I still don't understand, how am I supposed to go to the dance with
her, if she's already going to the dance with you. See, there's Biff
out there waxing it right now. Now, Biff, I wanna make sure that we
get two coats of wax this time, not just one. I'm gonna ram him. Are
you sure about this storm? Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain melting
stuff to ourselves, okay?

Oh. Can I go now, Mr. Strickland? Okay. No, Marty, we've already
agreed that having information about the future could be extremely
dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, they could backfire
drastically. Whatever you've got to tell me I'll find out through the
natural course of time. Don't worry, I'll take care of the lightning,
you take care of your pop. By the way, what happened today, did he ask
her out?

I said the keys are in here. I guess you guys aren't ready for that
yet. But your kids are gonna love it. Yeah well, you shouldn't drink.
Who is that guy. McFly.

Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? What? Wait a
minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a time
machine out of a delorean. No. Keys?

Marty, that's completely out of the question, you must not leave this
house. you must not see anybody or talk to anybody. Anything you do
could have serious repercussions on future events. Do you understand?
About how far ahead are you going? Oh, if Paul calls me tell him I'm
working at the boutique late tonight. Yeah I know, If you put your
mind to it you could accomplish anything. George, buddy. remember that
girl I introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you writing?

What was it, George, bird watching? Working. That's a Florence
Nightingale effect. It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love
with their patients. Go to it, kid. What a nightmare. Weight has
nothing to do with it.

Hey guys, you gotta get back in there and finish the dance. Working.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a
time machine out of a delorean. I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm
never gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody. Wait a minute.

No, bastards. Whoa, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that my
mother has got the hots for me? Marty, you interacted with anybody
else today, besides me? Why am I always the last one to know about
these things. Well, uh, listen, uh, I really-

Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house.
He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, my heart just went
out for him. Right. Don't tell me. Uh, you want me to buy a
subscription to the Saturday Evening Post? Ah well, sort of. Who is
that guy.

Whoa, wait, Doc. Now, of course not, Biff, now, I wouldn't want that
to happen. Oh, uh, this is my Doc, Uncle, Brown. That's George McFly.
Ahh.

I'll call you tonight. What, I don't get what happened. Ahh. How about
a ride, Mister? Yeah okay.

No, get out of town, my mom thinks I'm going camping with the guys.
Well, Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going up
there with you. And I get this standard lecture about how she never
did that kind of stuff when she was a kid. Now look, I think she was
born a nun. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a sweet girl.
Isn't tonight the night of the big date? I don't like her, Marty. Any
girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble. He's alright. I have
to tell you about the future.

The hell you doing to my car? You'll find out in thirty years. Good
morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called. Flux
capacitor. And he could sleep in my room.

Never mind that now, never mind that now. Huh? What's the meaning of
this. Hey not too early I sleep in Sunday's, hey McFly, you're shoe's
untied, don't be so gullible, McFly. Of course, from a group of Libyan
Nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their
plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny bomb case full of used pinball
machine parts.

You don't understand. What, I don't get what happened. No no no this
sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one
point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity- Look, there's a rhythmic
ceremonial ritual coming up. I said the keys are in here.

Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks. They're
late. My experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes
slow. I'm gonna get that son-of-a-bitch. Uh, plutonium, wait a minute,
are you telling me that this sucker's nuclear? No no. Lorraine,
Lorraine, what are you doing?

Um, yeah, I'm on my way. Whoa, they really cleaned this place up,
looks brand new. I'm really gonna miss you. Doc, about the future- I
over slept, look I need your help. I have to ask Lorraine out but I
don't know how to do it. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't know
how to do it. Remember, fellas, the future is in your hands. If you
believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle
name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress platform means more jobs, better
education, bigger civic improvements, and lower taxes. On election
day, cast your vote for a proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas...

Can't be. This is nuts. Aw, c'mon. The only way we're gonna get those
two to successfully meet is if they're alone together. So you've got
to get your father and mother to interact at some sort of social- Stop
it. You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week. No.

What do you mean you've seen this, it's brand new. Alright, let's set
your destination time. This is the exact time you left. I'm gonna send
you back at exactly the same time. It's be like you never left. Now, I
painted a white line on the street way over there, that's where you
start from. I've calculated the distance and wind resistance fresh to
active from the moment the lightning strikes, at exactly 7 minutes and
22 seconds. When this alarm goes off you hit the gas. The car, Dad, I
mean He wrecked it, totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad,
I mean do you have any idea how important this was, do you have any
clue? Lorraine, are you up there? I'd like you to meet my good friend
George McFly.

Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. Shit. What the hell is a
gigawatt? This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some scattered
clouds. Lows in the upper forties. Kids, we're gonna have to eat this
cake by ourselves, Uncle Joey didn't make parole again. I think it
would be nice, if you all dropped him a line.

I got enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy.
Well that's your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's written all over
your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh? Uh no, not hard at
all. So anyway, George, now Lorraine, she really likes you. She told
me to tell you that she wants you to ask her to the Enchantment Under
The Sea Dance. Well yeah, you know we have two of them. Now, now,
Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would drive it.
Hi, son.

Well, they're your parents, you must know them. What are their common
interests, what do they like to do together? Right about here. Excuse
me. Precisely. Not a word, not a word, not a word now. Quiet, uh,
donations, you want me to make a donation to the coast guard youth
auxiliary?

This is for all you lovers out there. Yeah, I think maybe you do. Oh,
what I meant to day was- I know, and all I could say is I'm sorry.
Calvin.

That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair? What were
you doing in the middle of the street, a kid your age. What, well you
mean like a date? Who the hell is John F. Kennedy? Yeah, who are you?

Yet. On the night I go back in time, you get- Doc. Hi, it's really a
pleasure to meet you. Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella,
another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out
here, help me take him in the house. My god, do you know what this
means? It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all.

Here you go, lady. There's a quarter. There's that word again, heavy.
Why are things so heavy in the future. Is there a problem with the
Earth's gravitational pull? Uh, stories, science fiction stories,
about visitors coming down to Earth from another planet. Wait a
minute, wait a minute. 1:15 in the morning? Whoa, this is heavy.

Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you looking at, butt-head? Marty, are you
alright? Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you looking at, butt-head? Do
you mind if we park for a while? I'd like you to meet my good friend
George McFly.

Aw yeah, everything is great. I think I know exactly what you mean.
Radiation suit, of course, cause all of the fall out from the atomic
wars. This is truly amazing, a portable television studio. No wonder
your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television.
No, Biff, you leave her alone. I need fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in
the car.

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something. Whoa, wait,
Doc. Bear with me, Marty, all of your questions will be answered. Roll
tape, we'll proceed. I'll get it back to you, alright? Please note
that Einstein's clock is in complete synchronization with my control
watch.

Hey Dad, George, hey, you on the bike. Whoa, whoa, okay. I'd like you
to meet my good friend George McFly. Yeah, you got my homework
finished, McFly? Well yeah, you know we have two of them.

Alright, take it up, go. Doc. Hey, Doc? Doc. Hello, anybody home?
Einstein, come here, boy. What's going on? Wha- aw, god. Aw, Jesus.
Whoa, rock and roll. Yo I'm gonna be at the dance. Thank god I found
you. Listen, can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've
made a major breakthrough, I'll need your assistance. Lorenzo,
where're you keys?

There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for almost nine
hours now. Now that's a risk you'll have to take you're life depends
on it. Right check, Doc. Something that really cooks. Alright, alright
this is an oldie, but uh, it's an oldie where I come from. Alright
guys, let's do some blues riff in b, watch me for the changes, and uh,
try and keep up, okay. How's your head?

Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking all over for you. You
remember me, the guy who saved your life the other day. It's already
mutated into human form, shoot it. Marty, don't be such a square.
Everybody who's anybody drinks. That ain't no airplane, look. Ah,
where're my pants?

Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Now Biff, don't con me. I don't
wanna see you in here again. Now that's a risk you'll have to take
you're life depends on it. Hello, hello, anybody home? Think, McFly,
think. I gotta have time to recopy it. Do your realize what would
happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting? I'd get kicked
out of school. You wouldn't want that to happen would you, would you?

Are you okay? he's an idiot, comes from upbringing, parents were
probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid like that, I'll
disown you. You guys, take him in back and I'll be right there. Well
c'mon, this ain't no peep show. Yeah man, that was good. Let's do
another one. Well, I figured, what the hell.

That's him. Good, you could start by sweeping the floor. Silence
Earthling. my name is Darth Vader. I'm am an extra-terrestrial from
the planet Vulcan. I'm really gonna miss you. Doc, about the future-
Welcome to my latest experiment. It's the one I've been waiting for
all my life.

Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been doing
all day? He's alright. Well, safe and sound, now, n good old 1955.
Erased from existence. Uh, Lorraine. How did you know I was here?

She's just trying to keep you respectable. Don't tell me anything.
Weight has nothing to do with it. We're gonna take a little break but
we'll be back in a while so, don't nobody go no where. Doc.

Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of these
damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me take
him in the house. Great good, good, Lorraine, I had a feeling about
you two. Crazy drunk drivers. It was meant to be. Anyway, if Grandpa
hadn't hit him, then none of you would have been born. I don't like
her, Marty. Any girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble.

You know Marty, you look so familiar, do I know your mother? Oh hey,
Biff, hey, guys, how are you doing? Yeah well, you shouldn't drink.
Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don't you know that
if you let people walk all over you know, they'll be walking all over
you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna
spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Listen, Doc.

Oh. I'm gonna get that son-of-a-bitch. Oh, great scott. You get the
cable, I'll throw the rope down to you. Yet. Good. Have a good trip
Einstein, watch your head.

I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a
blindspot. I could've been killed. Oh no, don't touch that. That's
some new specialized weather sensing equipment. Hey c'mon, I had to
change, you think I'm going back in that zoot suit? The old man really
came through it worked. Well, uh, listen, uh, I really- Where does he
come from?

Well, this is a radiation suit. Hey Dad, George, hey, you on the bike.
Biff. I had a horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was
terrible. Thanks.

Precisely. Well, ma, we talked about this, we're not gonna go to the
lake, the car's wrecked. Hey beat it, spook, this don't concern you.
I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug
store, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by. Marty, I'm sorry,
but I'm afraid you're stuck here. Uh Doc, uh no. No, don't be silly.

I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug
store, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by. Marty, I'm sorry,
but I'm afraid you're stuck here. Great Scott. Let me see that
photograph again of your brother. Just as I thought, this proves my
theory, look at your brother. Yes, definitely, god-dammit George,
swear. Okay, so now, you come up, you punch me in the stomach, I'm out
for the count, right? And you and Lorraine live happily ever after. A
block passed Maple, that's John F. Kennedy Drive. Ohh, no.

I'm gonna be at the dance. Ahh. this has gotta be a dream. Yeah. I
know, and all I could say is I'm sorry.

Oh. Oh, uh, hey you, get your damn hands off her. Do you really think
I oughta swear? There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for
almost nine hours now. Holy shit. Thank you, don't forget to take a
flyer.

And Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury. Precisely. Well gee, I
don't know. McFly. Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin?

Who are you? Thank god I found you. Listen, can you meet me at Twin
Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've made a major breakthrough, I'll need
your assistance. You cost three-hundred buck damage to my car, you
son-of-a-bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass. Hold him. And
he could sleep in my room. What did I just say?

I had a horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was
terrible. Good, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Lorraine. What,
what? Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it's a little
bumpy. Perfect, just perfect.

No, get out of town, my mom thinks I'm going camping with the guys.
Well, Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going up
there with you. And I get this standard lecture about how she never
did that kind of stuff when she was a kid. Now look, I think she was
born a nun. Well, you mean, it makes perfect sense. Are those my
clocks I hear? Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your
brother. Just as I thought, this proves my theory, look at your
brother. We're gonna take a little break but we'll be back in a while
so, don't nobody go no where.

No, not yet. Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your
brother. Just as I thought, this proves my theory, look at your
brother. Yeah well, you shouldn't drink. You're gonna break his arm.
Biff, leave him alone. Let him go. Let him go. George, there's nothing
to be scared of. All it takes is a little self confidence. You know,
if you put your mind to it, you could accomplish anything.

You extol me with a lot of confidence, Doc. That's a big bruise you
have there. Leave me alone. Yeah well, you shouldn't drink. Yeah but
George, Lorraine wants to go with you. Give her a break.

He's alright. Marty, I always wear a suit to the office. You alright?
Oh, yeah, yeah. That Biff, what a character. Always trying to get away
with something. Been on top of Biff ever since high school. Although,
if it wasn't for him- Look, there's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual
coming up.

Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Breakfast. What kind of date? I
don't know, what do kids do in the fifties? A block passed Maple,
that's John F. Kennedy Drive. You have this thing hooked up to the
car?

Uncle Jailbird Joey? You know Marty, you look so familiar, do I know
your mother? Hey beat it, spook, this don't concern you. Yeah, I'll
keep that in mind. Well that's your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's
written all over your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh?

It's a board with wheels. What, what? Just turn around, McFly, and
walk away. Are you deaf, McFly? Close the door and beat it. It's a
board with wheels. The appropriate question is, weren't the hell are
they. Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler. I sent
him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at
exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine.

I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm never gonna get a chance to play
in front of anybody. Doc, look, all we need is a little plutonium.
Marty, you didn't fall asleep, did you? I guarantee it. Right.

No sir, I'm gonna make something out of myself, I'm going to night
school and one day I'm gonna be somebody. Are you sure about this
storm? Nothing's coming to my mind. Maybe you were adopted. You know,
Doc, you left your equipment on all week.

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something. Alright, okay
Jennifer. What if I send in the tape and they don't like it. I mean,
what if they say I'm no good. What if they say, 'Get out of here, kid,
you got no future.' I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of
rejection. Jesus, I'm beginning to sound like my old man. Right.
Listen, I gotta go but I wanted to tell you that it's been
educational. Yeah.

Listen, Doc. Doc, look, all we need is a little plutonium. I need
fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the car. I'm gonna ram him. What were
you doing in the middle of the street, a kid your age.

Okay Doc, this is it. Ah. Well, it will just happen. Like the way I
met your father. Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. Let's get him.

Well, because George, nice girls get angry when guys take advantage of
them. Well gee, I don't know. He's a very strange young man. What,
what, ma? Don't pay any attention to him, he's in one of his moods.
Sam, quit fiddling with that thing, come in here to dinner. Now let's
see, you already know Lorraine, this is Milton, this is Sally, that's
Toby, and over there in the playpen is little baby Joey.

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something. Without any
sugar. Let's put him in there. Yeah, exactly. Don't tell me. Uh, you
want me to buy a subscription to the Saturday Evening Post?

Are you sure about this storm? This is it. This is the answer. It says
here that a bolt of lightning is gonna strike the clock tower
precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If we could somehow
harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the flux capacitor, it
just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the
future. Mr. McFly, Mr. McFly, this just arrived, oh hi Marty. I think
it's your new book. Yes, yes, I'm George, George McFly, and I'm your
density. I mean, I'm your destiny. Good morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I
almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called.

I'll get it back to you, alright? C'mon, c'mon. Oh honey, he's teasing
you, nobody has two television sets. Now that's a risk you'll have to
take you're life depends on it. Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown,
great, you're alive. Do you know where 1640 Riverside-

Oh, you mean how you're supposed to act on a first date. whoa, this is
it, this is the part coming up, Doc. No, no, George, look, it's just
an act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're strolling through the parking lot,
you see us struggling in the car, you walk up, you open the door and
you say, your line, George. Yes, definitely, god-dammit George, swear.
Okay, so now, you come up, you punch me in the stomach, I'm out for
the count, right? And you and Lorraine live happily ever after. The
car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it, totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow
night, Dad, I mean do you have any idea how important this was, do you
have any clue?

The future, it's where you're going? No. Oh. Okay, that's enough. Now
stop the microphone. I'm sorry fellas. I'm afraid you're just too darn
loud. Next, please. Where's the next group, please. Marty, one
rejection isn't the end of the world.

Hello, Jennifer. No, Doc. Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let
anybody read my stories. You want it, you know you want it, and you
know you want me to give it to you. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing,
Dave.

Okay, alright, Saturday is good, Saturday's good, I could spend a week
in 1955. I could hang out, you could show me around. Hey Biff, check
out this guy's life preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown. Good.
Have a good trip Einstein, watch your head. I still don't understand,
how am I supposed to go to the dance with her, if she's already going
to the dance with you. Marty, you seem so nervous, is something wrong?

Wow, you must be rich. Right. After I fell off my toilet, I drew this.
In that case, I'll tell you strait out. Quiet down, I'm sure the car
is fine.

Lynda, first of all, I'm not your answering service. Second of all,
somebody named Greg or Craig called you just a little while ago.
Indeed I will, roll em. I, Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on
an historic journey. What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to
bring some extra plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one
pallet one trip I must be out of my mind. What is it Einy? Oh my god,
they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.
What did you say? Okay, alright, I'll prove it to you. Look at my
driver's license, expires 1987. Look at my birthday, for crying out
load I haven't even been born yet. And, look at this picture, my
brother, my sister, and me. Look at the sweatshirt, Doc, class of
1984. Precisely.

Shape up, man. You're a slacker. You wanna be a slacker for the rest
of your life? Good morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I almost forgot, Jennifer
Parker called. Save the clock tower, save the clock tower. Mayor
Wilson is sponsoring an initiative to replace that clock. Thirty years
ago, lightning struck that clock tower and the clock hasn't run since.
We at the Hill Valley Preservation Society think it should be
preserved exactly the way it is as part of our history and heritage.
No. Go. Go.

Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks. Oh, I
sure like her, Marty, she is such a sweet girl. Isn't tonight the
night of the big date? I do understand. If I know too much about my
own future I could endanger my own existence, just as you endangered
yours. On the night I go back in time, you get- Doc. Yeah, I think
it's a major embarrassment having an uncle in prison.

Just say anything, George, say what ever's natural, the first thing
that comes to your mind. You broke it. Wow, look at him go. Nah, I
just don't think I'm cut out for music. Oh. Uh, well, I haven't
finished those up yet, but you know I figured since they weren't due
till-

That's right, he's gonna be mayor. Oh, great scott. You get the cable,
I'll throw the rope down to you. I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.
Doc. That Biff, what a character. Always trying to get away with
something. Been on top of Biff ever since high school. Although, if it
wasn't for him-

She's just trying to keep you respectable. Right check, Doc. Ah well,
sort of. I hope you don't mind but George asked if he could take me
home. On the night I go back in time, you get- Doc.

Uncle Jailbird Joey? I think I know exactly what you mean. Wrecked?
Say, why do you let those boys push you around like that? Hey guys,
you gotta get back in there and finish the dance.

Yoo. C'mon, c'mon let's go. I need fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the
car. Stop it. You have this thing hooked up to the car?

Yeah, but I never picked a fight in my entire life. No no no this
sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one
point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity- You too. Breakfast.
Because, you might regret it later in life.

Aw yeah, everything is great. Over there, on my hope chest. I've never
seen purple underwear before, Calvin. Great good, good, Lorraine, I
had a feeling about you two. Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in
a time machine that you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to
the year 1985. Get out of town, I didn't know you did anything
creative. Ah, let me read some.

See, there's Biff out there waxing it right now. Now, Biff, I wanna
make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one. That's
for messing up my hair. It's about the future, isn't it? And he could
sleep in my room. Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking all over
for you. You remember me, the guy who saved your life the other day.

Well, this is a radiation suit. Yeah, it's 8:00. Weight has nothing to
do with it. Yeah well look, Marvin, Marvin, you gotta play. See that's
where they kiss for the first time on the dance floor. And if there's
no music, they can't dance, and if they can't dance, they can't kiss,
and if they can't kiss, they can't fall in love and I'm history. Damn.
I'm late for school.

What's a rerun? They're late. My experiment worked. They're all
exactly twenty-five minutes slow. Jesus. He's an absolute dream. Give
me a hand, Lorenzo. Ow, dammit, man, I sliced my hand.

Good evening, I'm Doctor Emmet Brown, I'm standing here on the parking
lot of- What, I don't get what happened. Yeah, but I never picked a
fight in my entire life. Einstein, hey Einstein, where's the Doc, boy,
huh? Doc Well, this is a radiation suit.

Watch it, Goldie. What the hell is a gigawatt? Oh, thank you, thank
you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength electrical cable from
the top of the clocktower down to spreading it over the street between
two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the vehicle with this big
pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-capacitor. At the
calculated moment, you start off from down the street driving toward
the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per hour. According to the
flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the clocktower sending one
point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-capacitor, sending you back
to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind up the car and release it,
I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set, release. Huhh. Jennifer.
Well that's your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's written all over
your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh?

That's true, Marty, I think you should spend the night. I think you're
our responsibility. Hello, hello, anybody home? Think, McFly, think. I
gotta have time to get them re-typed. Do you realize what would happen
if I hand in my reports in your handwriting. I'll get fired. You
wouldn't want that to happen would you? Would you? Alright, let's set
your destination time. This is the exact time you left. I'm gonna send
you back at exactly the same time. It's be like you never left. Now, I
painted a white line on the street way over there, that's where you
start from. I've calculated the distance and wind resistance fresh to
active from the moment the lightning strikes, at exactly 7 minutes and
22 seconds. When this alarm goes off you hit the gas. Damn. I'm late
for school. It's already mutated into human form, shoot it.

What's going on? Where have you been all week? Because, you might
regret it later in life. Yet. And he could sleep in my room. Alright
kid, you stick to your father like glue and make sure that he takes
her to the dance.

Back to the future. Hey, not too early I sleep in on Saturday. Oh,
McFly, your shoe's untied. Don't be so gullible, McFly. You got the
place fixed up nice, McFly. I have you're car towed all the way to
your house and all you've got for me is light beer. What are you
looking at, butthead. Say hi to your mom for me. I'm too loud. I can't
believe it. I'm never gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody.
The flux capacitor. Ho ho ho, look at it roll. Now we could watch
Jackie Gleason while we eat.

The future, it's where you're going? Okay, alright, Saturday is good,
Saturday's good, I could spend a week in 1955. I could hang out, you
could show me around. You cost three-hundred buck damage to my car,
you son-of-a-bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass. Hold him.
Who are you calling spook, pecker-wood. I'm gonna get that son-of-a-
bitch.

you guys look great. Mom, you look so thin. Mayor Goldie Wilson, I
like the sound of that. Yeah, it's in the back. Wrecked? When did this
happen and- You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week.

Nah, I just don't think I'm cut out for music. The flux capacitor.
Doc. I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you the number. Bye.
What Lorraine, what?

Hey, Doc, we better back up, we don't have enough roads to get up to
88. Marty, that was very interesting music. Of course I do. Just a
second, let's see if I could find it. I swiped it from the old lady's
liquor cabinet. George McFly? Oh, he's kinda cute and all, but, well,
I think a man should be strong, so he could stand up for himself, and
protect the woman he loves. Don't you?

No, no, George, look, it's just an act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're
strolling through the parking lot, you see us struggling in the car,
you walk up, you open the door and you say, your line, George. Ahh. On
the night I go back in time, you get- Doc. Go. It's uh, the other end
of town, a block past Maple.

Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Stand tall, boy, have some
respect for yourself. Don't you know that if you let people walk all
over you know, they'll be walking all over you for the rest of your
life? Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
in this slop house? Well, they're your parents, you must know them.
What are their common interests, what do they like to do together? You
do? George: you ever think of running for class president?

Actually, people call me Marty. That's right, he's gonna be mayor.
Doc, she didn't even look at him. Marty, don't be such a square.
Everybody who's anybody drinks. Something wrong with the starter, so I
hid it.

You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will be mayor and I'll be the most
powerful mayor in the history of Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up
this town. Stop it. Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought
him into the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy,
my heart just went out for him. Yeah, but I never picked a fight in my
entire life. That's good advice, Marty.

Children. Ronald Reagon. We never would have fallen in love. Scram,
McFly. No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear
reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of
electricity-

I'd like you to meet my good friend George McFly. So what's it to you,
butthead. You know you've been looking for a, since you're new here,
I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a tree,
and get out of here. That's right, twenty five years into the future.
I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years,
seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the
next twenty-five world series. I swiped it from the old lady's liquor
cabinet. Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been
doing all day?

It's uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. About 30 years,
it's a nice round number. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? Mom,
Dad. Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine that you
invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.

No, it was The Enchantment Under The Sea Dance. Our first date. It was
the night of that terrible thunderstorm, remember George? Your father
kissed me for the very first time on that dance floor. It was then I
realized I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. Um, yeah,
I'm on my way. Well, because George, nice girls get angry when guys
take advantage of them. How about a ride, Mister? This Saturday night,
mostly clear, with some scattered clouds. Lows in the upper forties.

Oh, hi , Marty. I didn't hear you come in. Fascinating device, this
video unit. No, fine, no , good, fine, good. On the night I go back in
time, you get- Doc. You're George McFly. The car, Dad, I mean He
wrecked it, totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean
do you have any idea how important this was, do you have any clue?

I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm never gonna get a chance to play
in front of anybody. That's right, he's gonna be mayor. Good morning.
Here you go, lady. There's a quarter. Alright, okay. Alright, there
she is, George. Just go in there and invite her.

Well, they're your parents, you must know them. What are their common
interests, what do they like to do together? Jennifer, oh are you a
sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. I don't know, Doc, I guess
she felt sorry for him cause her did hit him with the car, hit me with
the car. I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet. C'mon.

We never would have fallen in love. Thanks a lot, kid. Ahh. Can't be.
This is nuts. Aw, c'mon. Hi, it's really a pleasure to meet you.

Ah, honey, your first novel. Oh. Yeah Mom, we know, you've told us
this story a million times. You felt sorry for him so you decided to
go with him to The Fish Under The Sea Dance. Yeah, but I never picked
a fight in my entire life. Keys?

Marty, why are you so nervous? Listen, this is very important, I
forgot my video camera, could you stop by my place and pick it up on
your way to the mall? Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc? Marty,
one rejection isn't the end of the world. Good morning, Mom. Oh,
Marty, I almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called.

Okay Doc, this is it. Oh. Of course, from a group of Libyan
Nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their
plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny bomb case full of used pinball
machine parts. So tell me, Marty, how long have you been in port? Ahh.

Look me up when you get there, guess I'll be about 47. Marty, you're
beginning to sound just like my mother. Kids, we're gonna have to eat
this cake by ourselves, Uncle Joey didn't make parole again. I think
it would be nice, if you all dropped him a line. I had a horrible
nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was terrible. Yeah well,
you shouldn't drink.

Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? Doc, she
didn't even look at him. What? Of course, the Enchantment Under The
Sea Dance they're supposed to go to this, that's where they kiss for
the first time. Whoa, they really cleaned this place up, looks brand
new.

No. Now, Biff, um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for
the damage? Yeah, I think it's a major embarrassment having an uncle
in prison. Okay. Yoo.

You can't, uh, that is, uh, nobody's home. Well, because George, nice
girls get angry when guys take advantage of them. Look, there's a
rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up. Yoo. Wrecked? When did this
happen and-

Doc, Doc. Oh, no. You're alive. Bullet proof vest, how did you know, I
never got a chance to tell you. About all that talk about screwing up
future events, the space time continuum. That's right, twenty five
years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future,
looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be
able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series. Welcome to my
latest experiment. It's the one I've been waiting for all my life. Who
are you? A colored mayor, that'll be the day.

Yeah but George, Lorraine wants to go with you. Give her a break. Of
course, from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted me to build
them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny
bomb case full of used pinball machine parts. Listen, woh. Hello, uh
excuse me. Sorry about your barn. Over there, on my hope chest. I've
never seen purple underwear before, Calvin. Anyway, Grandpa hit him
with the car and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless,
like a little lost puppy, my heart just went out for him.

Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad was doing in the middle
of the street. Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I don't want her to
worry about you. They're late. My experiment worked. They're all
exactly twenty-five minutes slow. Yeah, you got my homework finished,
McFly? Marty, why are you so nervous?

Well, she's not doing a very good job. Ronald Reagon, the actor? Then
who's vice president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wymann is the first
lady. Oh, uh, this is my Doc, Uncle, Brown. But I can't go to the
dance, I'll miss my favorite television program, Science Fiction
Theater. No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine.
It's your kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids.

I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a
blindspot. I could've been killed. Something that really cooks.
Alright, alright this is an oldie, but uh, it's an oldie where I come
from. Alright guys, let's do some blues riff in b, watch me for the
changes, and uh, try and keep up, okay. Where's Einstein, is he with
you? Where does he come from? Over there, on my hope chest. I've never
seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

No, no, George, look, it's just an act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're
strolling through the parking lot, you see us struggling in the car,
you walk up, you open the door and you say, your line, George. Is she
pretty? C'mon. I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was
your age I never chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car
with a boy. Hey man, the dance is over. Unless you know someone else
who could play the guitar.

Of course I do. Just a second, let's see if I could find it. Marty,
don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks. Okay. C'mon,
open up, let me out of here, Yo. Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch
that re-entry, it's a little bumpy.

I'm really gonna miss you. Doc, about the future- Remember, fellas,
the future is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect
Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's
progress platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic
improvements, and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a
proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas... Who are you? Oh, just a
little weather experiment. Are you sure about this storm?

Don't tell me. Uh, you want me to buy a subscription to the Saturday
Evening Post? Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the
connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instance the
lightning strikes the tower, everything will be fine. I got enough
practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy. Yeah Mom, we
know, you've told us this story a million times. You felt sorry for
him so you decided to go with him to The Fish Under The Sea Dance. Its
good.

It's information about the future isn't it. I warned you about this
kid. The consequences could be disastrous. Are you okay? Hey, hey,
Doc, where are you? No, why, what's a matter? Right, gimme a Pepsi
free.

Shit. Stop it. Please, Marty, don't tell me, no man should know too
much about their own destiny. I guess you guys aren't ready for that
yet. But your kids are gonna love it. Marty, you interacted with
anybody else today, besides me?

Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin Pines
Mall. What the hell is this? Hello. Uh, you mean nobody's asked you?
Whoa, whoa, kid, kid, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Good morning. Excuse me. George McFly? Oh, he's kinda cute and all,
but, well, I think a man should be strong, so he could stand up for
himself, and protect the woman he loves. Don't you? Keys? This is for
all you lovers out there.

Okay. Of course I do. Just a second, let's see if I could find it.
It's my dad. Let him go, Biff, you're drunk. Let's put him in there.

Breakfast. George. Well, they're bigger than me. It was meant to be.
Anyway, if Grandpa hadn't hit him, then none of you would have been
born. Who?

Marty, don't go this way. Strickland's looking for you. If you're
caught it'll be four tardies in a row. You wanna a Pepsi, pall, you're
gonna pay for it. What was it, George, bird watching? What was it,
George, bird watching? No, Marty, we've already agreed that having
information about the future could be extremely dangerous. Even if
your intentions are good, they could backfire drastically. Whatever
you've got to tell me I'll find out through the natural course of
time.

What? What's the meaning of this. Hey boy, are you alright? Okay,
alright, Saturday is good, Saturday's good, I could spend a week in
1955. I could hang out, you could show me around. Hey, not too early I
sleep in on Saturday. Oh, McFly, your shoe's untied. Don't be so
gullible, McFly. You got the place fixed up nice, McFly. I have you're
car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is light
beer. What are you looking at, butthead. Say hi to your mom for me.

Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here. Well it's
gonna cost you. How much money you got on you? Save the clock tower,
save the clock tower. Mayor Wilson is sponsoring an initiative to
replace that clock. Thirty years ago, lightning struck that clock
tower and the clock hasn't run since. We at the Hill Valley
Preservation Society think it should be preserved exactly the way it
is as part of our history and heritage. Yeah, I think maybe you do.
Doc. Scram, McFly.

Oh. No, bastards. You want it, you know you want it, and you know you
want me to give it to you. Why is she gonna get angry with you? I
still don't understand, how am I supposed to go to the dance with her,
if she's already going to the dance with you.

Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I don't want her to worry about you.
Listen, woh. Hello, uh excuse me. Sorry about your barn. Look, I'm
just not ready to ask Lorraine out to the dance, and not you, nor
anybody else on this planet is gonna make me change my mind. Hey wait,
wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of these damn kids
jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me take him in the
house. Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay?

Oh, hi , Marty. I didn't hear you come in. Fascinating device, this
video unit. Just say anything, George, say what ever's natural, the
first thing that comes to your mind. Remember, fellas, the future is
in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas,
progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress platform
means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements, and
lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a proven leader, re-
elect Mayor Red Thomas... Yeah, well, I still don't understand what
Dad was doing in the middle of the street. What did you say?

I'd like you to meet my good friend George McFly. Damn, where is that
kid. Damn. Damn damn. You're late, do you have no concept of time? One
point twenty-one gigawatts. One point twenty-one gigawatts. Great
Scott. McFly. What?

Mr. McFly, Mr. McFly, this just arrived, oh hi Marty. I think it's
your new book. Thanks. My god, do you know what this means? It means
that this damn thing doesn't work at all. Don't worry. As long as you
hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour,
the instance the lightning strikes the tower, everything will be fine.
Wow, ah Red, you look great. Everything looks great. 1:24, I still got
time. Oh my god. No, no not again, c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans.

Children. Looks like a airplane, without wings. I think you got the
wrong car, McFly. Please note that Einstein's clock is in complete
synchronization with my control watch. Yeah, I guessed you're a
sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that life preserver.

I'll get it back to you, alright? Good, you could start by sweeping
the floor. Of course, from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted
me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave
them a shiny bomb case full of used pinball machine parts. Hey Marty,
I'm not your answering service, but you're outside pouting about the
car, Jennifer Parker called you twice. It's cold, damn cold. Ha, ha,
ha, Einstein, you little devil. Einstein's clock is exactly one minute
behind mine, it's still ticking.

Well yeah, you know we have two of them. He's a very strange young
man. I followed you. Damn, where is that kid. Damn. Damn damn. You're
late, do you have no concept of time? Oh, just a little weather
experiment.

Of course, the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance they're supposed to go
to this, that's where they kiss for the first time. Hey you, get your
damn hands off, oh. Okay. What? Doc.

Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here. Well it's
gonna cost you. How much money you got on you? Whoa, this is heavy. I
over slept, look I need your help. I have to ask Lorraine out but I
don't know how to do it. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't know
how to do it. I don't worry. this is all wrong. I don't know what it
is but when I kiss you, it's like kissing my brother. I guess that
doesn't make any sense, does it? Get your meat hooks off of me.

Oh, just a little weather experiment. Which one's your pop? Alright,
okay listen, keep your pants on, she's over in the cafe. God, how do
you do this? What made you change your mind, George? Y'know this time
it wasn't my fault. The Doc set all of his clocks twenty-five minutes
slow. No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction
to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I
need.

I have a feeling too. Doc. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes.
Let me look at you. He's alright. Ahh. Ahh.

Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick,
plutonium. Where were we. Just turn around, McFly, and walk away. Are
you deaf, McFly? Close the door and beat it. Hello. Jesus, George,
it's a wonder I was ever born.

Uh, coast guard. Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin? My name's
Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. Where were we. Just say anything, George,
say what ever's natural, the first thing that comes to your mind.

Okay. Uh, well, I gotta go. Why is she gonna get angry with you? Yeah,
it's in the back. Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

Oh, oh Marty, here's your keys. You're all waxed up, ready for
tonight. Science Fiction Theater. You cost three-hundred buck damage
to my car, you son-of-a-bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass.
Hold him. Doc. No, Doc.

Say that again. Perfect, just perfect. Alright, we're the pinheads. No
no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to
generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I
need. Uh, Doc.

Right. Hey kid, what you do, jump ship? Um, yeah, I'm on my way. We
never would have fallen in love. Go.

Nah, I just don't think I'm cut out for music. Looks like a airplane,
without wings. He's a peeping tom. Dad. Alright, we're the pinheads.
No, Doc.

I don't wanna know your name. I don't wanna know anything anything
about you. Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody. I've gotta go.
Precisely. Let's get him.

Oh. Y'know this time it wasn't my fault. The Doc set all of his clocks
twenty-five minutes slow. It works, ha ha ha ha, it works. I finally
invent something that works. Precisely. I guarantee it.

I have a feeling too. I don't wanna see you in here again. What, what?
Okay, real mature guys. Okay, Biff, will you pick up my books? Hey,
hey, Doc, where are you?

Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain melting stuff to ourselves, okay?
Marty, are you alright? I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you
the number. Bye. Yeah. Uh no, not hard at all. So anyway, George, now
Lorraine, she really likes you. She told me to tell you that she wants
you to ask her to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance.

Never? Nothing, nothing, nothing, look tell her destiny has brought
you together, tell her that she's the most beautiful you have ever
seen. Girls like that stuff. What, what are you doing George? Here you
go, lady. There's a quarter. Thanks, thanks a lot. They're late. My
experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow.

Excuse me. George. George. Let's get you into a radiation suit, we
must prepare to reload. George, help me, please. Right.

Lorraine, have you ever, uh, been in a situation where you know you
had to act a certain way but when you got there, you didn't know if
you could go through with it? Uh, I think so. No no no, Doc, I just
got here, okay, Jennifer's here, we're gonna take the new truck for a
spin. Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by ourselves, Uncle Joey
didn't make parole again. I think it would be nice, if you all dropped
him a line. Hey Marty, I'm not your answering service, but you're
outside pouting about the car, Jennifer Parker called you twice.

What? The hell you doing to my car? It's my dad. Marty, such a nice
name. Look, George, I'm telling you George, if you do not ask Lorraine
to that dance, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.

Oh, great scott. You get the cable, I'll throw the rope down to you.
Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source capable of generating one
point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, look tell her destiny has brought you
together, tell her that she's the most beautiful you have ever seen.
Girls like that stuff. What, what are you doing George? Okay, alright,
I'll prove it to you. Look at my driver's license, expires 1987. Look
at my birthday, for crying out load I haven't even been born yet. And,
look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me. Look at the
sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984. Oh.

Precisely. Oh, hi , Marty. I didn't hear you come in. Fascinating
device, this video unit. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a
sweet girl. Isn't tonight the night of the big date? You heard her she
said get your meat hooks, off, uh please. Calm down, Marty, I didn't
disintegrate anything. The molecular structure of Einstein and the car
are completely intact.

Ah. Now that's a risk you'll have to take you're life depends on it.
Right. Lou, gimme a milk, chocolate. Lorraine, my density has popped
me to you. Bet your ass it works. Where the hell are they.

One point twenty-one gigawatts. One point twenty-one gigawatts. Great
Scott. What did your mother ever see in that kid? Look, George, I'm
telling you George, if you do not ask Lorraine to that dance, I'm
gonna regret it for the rest of my life. Nothing's coming to my mind.
Oh, thank you, thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength
electrical cable from the top of the clocktower down to spreading it
over the street between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the
vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-
capacitor. At the calculated moment, you start off from down the
street driving toward the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per
hour. According to the flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the
clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-
capacitor, sending you back to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind
up the car and release it, I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set,
release. Huhh.

Hey, Doc, we better back up, we don't have enough roads to get up to
88. George. The only way we're gonna get those two to successfully
meet is if they're alone together. So you've got to get your father
and mother to interact at some sort of social- Hello, hello, anybody
home? Think, McFly, think. I gotta have time to get them re-typed. Do
you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports in your
handwriting. I'll get fired. You wouldn't want that to happen would
you? Would you? I do understand. If I know too much about my own
future I could endanger my own existence, just as you endangered
yours.

No, Marty, we've already agreed that having information about the
future could be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good,
they could backfire drastically. Whatever you've got to tell me I'll
find out through the natural course of time. Say, why do you let those
boys push you around like that? C'mon, open up, let me out of here,
Yo. Marty, such a nice name. Yeah, well, how about my homework, McFly?

Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc? He's a peeping tom. Dad. God
dammit, I'm late. George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it
takes is a little self confidence. You know, if you put your mind to
it, you could accomplish anything. Oh.

Well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet. You know what I do
in those situations? Marty, I always wear a suit to the office. You
alright? Ah. Bear with me, Marty, all of your questions will be
answered. Roll tape, we'll proceed.

Actually, people call me Marty. This is it. This is the answer. It
says here that a bolt of lightning is gonna strike the clock tower
precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If we could somehow
harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the flux capacitor, it
just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the
future. I had a horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it
was terrible. What, what is it hot? It's a board with wheels.

Who are you calling spook, pecker-wood. Yeah, who are you? Jesus, you
smoke too? Oh, thank you, thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial
strength electrical cable from the top of the clocktower down to
spreading it over the street between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we
out-fitted the vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly
into the flux-capacitor. At the calculated moment, you start off from
down the street driving toward the cable execrating to eighty-eight
miles per hour. According to the flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will
strike the clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts into the
flux-capacitor, sending you back to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You
wind up the car and release it, I'll simulate the lightening. Ready,
set, release. Huhh. Don't tell me. Uh, you want me to buy a
subscription to the Saturday Evening Post?

Oh, what I meant to day was- Marty, is that you? He's your brother,
Mom. Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of
these damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me
take him in the house. Doc? Am I to understand you're still hanging
around with Doctor Emmett Brown, McFly? Tardy slip for you, Miss
Parker. And one for you McFly I believe that makes four in a row. Now
let me give you a nickle's worth of advice, young man. This so called
Doctor Brown is dangerous, he's a real nutcase. You hang around with
him you're gonna end up in big trouble.

My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. Ah. Mom, is that you? I don't
like her, Marty. Any girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble.
What?

Thanks a lot, kid. No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn
out fine. It's your kids, Marty, something has got to be done about
your kids. What's that thing he's on? So what's it to you, butthead.
You know you've been looking for a, since you're new here, I'm gonna
cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a tree, and get out
of here. Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more
kick, plutonium.

Chuck, Chuck, its' your cousin. Your cousin Marvin Berry, you know
that new sound you're lookin for, well listen to this. Marty, you
didn't fall asleep, did you? Well, Marty, I want to thank you for all
your good advice, I'll never forget it. Yeah, I guessed you're a
sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that life preserver. No no no
this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate
the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I need.

Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad was doing in the middle
of the street. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. You can't, uh,
that is, uh, nobody's home. George, buddy. remember that girl I
introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you writing? What were you doing
in the middle of the street, a kid your age.

C'mon, c'mon. Marty, is that you? Well yeah, you know we have two of
them. What, what? Well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet.

Wrecked? When did this happen and- It's a board with wheels. I don't
worry. this is all wrong. I don't know what it is but when I kiss you,
it's like kissing my brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense,
does it? Look, George, I'm telling you George, if you do not ask
Lorraine to that dance, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.
Its good.

Hey, hey, Doc, where are you? That's Calvin Klein, oh my god, he's a
dream. Wait a minute. Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. No, Marty,
we've already agreed that having information about the future could be
extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, they could
backfire drastically. Whatever you've got to tell me I'll find out
through the natural course of time.

I haven't I'll call you tonight. You bet. Uncle Jailbird Joey? Uh
listen, do you know where Riverside Drive is?

Go. Go. Don't tell me anything. A block passed Maple, that's John F.
Kennedy Drive. Good. Have a good trip Einstein, watch your head. Ah
well, sort of.

Look, there's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up. Well, Marty, I
want to thank you for all your good advice, I'll never forget it. Uh,
Doc. He's a very strange young man. yes, Joey just loves being in his
playpen. he cries whenever we take him out so we just leave him in
there all the time. Well Marty, I hope you like meatloaf.

Why do you keep following me around? No. Last night, Darth Vader came
down from planet Vulcan. And he told me that if I didn't take
Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain. Lynda, first of all, I'm not your
answering service. Second of all, somebody named Greg or Craig called
you just a little while ago. Take care.

Alright, I'm ready. Who's are these? Oh, uh, hey you, get your damn
hands off her. Do you really think I oughta swear? Marty, that was
very interesting music. No wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your
head, I know how that happened, you told me the whole story. you were
standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell,
and you hit your head on the sink, and that's when you came up with
the idea for the flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible.

Why do you keep following me around? His head's gone, it's like it's
been erased. Marty, one rejection isn't the end of the world. Hi, it's
really a pleasure to meet you. Don't worry, I'll take care of the
lightning, you take care of your pop. By the way, what happened today,
did he ask her out?

Well, they're bigger than me. You don't understand. Remember, fellas,
the future is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect
Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's
progress platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic
improvements, and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a
proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas... Chuck, Chuck, its' your
cousin. Your cousin Marvin Berry, you know that new sound you're
lookin for, well listen to this. Right, gimme a Pepsi free.

Do you mind if we park for a while? Good evening, I'm Doctor Emmett
Brown. I'm standing on the parking lot of Twin Pines Mall. It's
Saturday morning, October 26, 1985, 1:18 a.m. and this is temporal
experiment number one. C'mon, Einy, hey hey boy, get in there, that a
boy, in you go, get down, that's it. You'll find out. The flux
capacitor. You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will be mayor and I'll
be the most powerful mayor in the history of Hill Valley, and I'm
gonna clean up this town.

You extol me with a lot of confidence, Doc. Hello, Jennifer. Pa, what
is it? What is it, Pa? Well, Marty, I want to thank you for all your
good advice, I'll never forget it. Hey kid, what you do, jump ship?

Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine that you
invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985. Now,
now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would
drive it. Hi, son. Let's get you into a radiation suit, we must
prepare to reload. Uh, well, actually, I figured since it wasn't due
till Monday- What the hell is this?

Nothing, nothing, nothing, look tell her destiny has brought you
together, tell her that she's the most beautiful you have ever seen.
Girls like that stuff. What, what are you doing George? I know what
you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But Biff just
happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very good at
confrontations. I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. Hey Biff, check
out this guy's life preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown. Thank
you. In about thirty years.

Uh, yeah. Whoa, whoa, kid, kid, stop, stop, stop, stop. Are you sure
about this storm? Hey Dad, George, hey, you on the bike. George.

Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week. You got a
permit for that? Go. Go. What a nightmare. Wait a minute, what are you
doing, Doc?

I followed you. Marty, don't go this way. Strickland's looking for
you. If you're caught it'll be four tardies in a row. I don't wanna
know your name. I don't wanna know anything anything about you. It's
uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. Marty, I always wear a
suit to the office. You alright?

Doc, look, all we need is a little plutonium. They're late. My
experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow. No
wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your head, I know how that
happened, you told me the whole story. you were standing on your
toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your
head on the sink, and that's when you came up with the idea for the
flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible. Right. Uh?

You're gonna break his arm. Biff, leave him alone. Let him go. Let him
go. Whoa, wait, Doc. Doc, is that a de- Wait a minute, wait a minute,
Doc, are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a
delorean. Yeah, it's in the back.

About how far ahead are you going? I'll call you tonight. So what's it
to you, butthead. You know you've been looking for a, since you're new
here, I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a
tree, and get out of here. I swiped it from the old lady's liquor
cabinet. Can I go now, Mr. Strickland?

Where the hell are they. Lorraine, are you up there? They're late. My
experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow.
Ronald Reagon. Bet your ass it works.

What a nightmare. Alright, let's set your destination time. This is
the exact time you left. I'm gonna send you back at exactly the same
time. It's be like you never left. Now, I painted a white line on the
street way over there, that's where you start from. I've calculated
the distance and wind resistance fresh to active from the moment the
lightning strikes, at exactly 7 minutes and 22 seconds. When this
alarm goes off you hit the gas. But you're good, Marty, you're really
good. And this audition tape of your is great, you gotta send it in to
the record company. It's like Doc's always saying. I'm sure that in
1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug store, but in 1955,
it's a little hard to come by. Marty, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're
stuck here. And Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury.

Yeah. Hey kid, what you do, jump ship? Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1:15 in the morning? Oh, just a little weather experiment. I have a
feeling too.

Yeah, I guessed you're a sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that
life preserver. Yeah, I'm- mayor. Now that's a good idea. I could run
for mayor. Our first television set, Dad just picked it up today. Do
you have a television? That Biff, what a character. Always trying to
get away with something. Been on top of Biff ever since high school.
Although, if it wasn't for him- Why am I always the last one to know
about these things.

Uh, I think so. Jesus, you smoke too? Well, safe and sound, now, n
good old 1955. Uh, well, okay Biff, uh, I'll finish that on up tonight
and I'll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning. It's cold, damn
cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil. Einstein's clock is
exactly one minute behind mine, it's still ticking.

Who, who? Here you go, lady. There's a quarter. Are you okay? Hey Dad,
George, hey, you on the bike. George, there's nothing to be scared of.
All it takes is a little self confidence. You know, if you put your
mind to it, you could accomplish anything.

Thank you, don't forget to take a flyer. Of course not, Biff, now I
wouldn't want that to happen. Now, uh, I'll finish those reports up
tonight, and I'll run em them on over first thing tomorrow, alright?
Okay, okay you guys, oh ha ha ha very funny. Hey you guys are being
real mature. No, not yet. Oh, you make it sound so easy. I just, I
wish I wasn't so scared.

Yeah. He laid out Biff in one punch. I never knew he had it in him. He
never stood up to Biff in his life. Marty, such a nice name. Yeah
well, you shouldn't drink. Okay, okay you guys, oh ha ha ha very
funny. Hey you guys are being real mature.

Wrecked? What you got under here? Whoa, wait a minute, Doc, are you
telling me that my mother has got the hots for me? Maybe you were
adopted. Back to the future.

Leave me alone. you guys look great. Mom, you look so thin. Listen, I
gotta go but I wanted to tell you that it's been educational. Why do
you keep following me around? Look me up when you get there, guess
I'll be about 47.

Well, Marty, I want to thank you for all your good advice, I'll never
forget it. Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you looking at, butt-head? I
think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never
chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy.
Well, I guess that's everything. George, buddy. remember that girl I
introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you writing?

I haven't Are you gonna order something, kid? Flux capacitor. Well
looky what we have here. No no no, you're staying right here with me.
It works, ha ha ha ha, it works. I finally invent something that
works.

What the hell is this? Let's put him in there. We never would have
fallen in love. Marty, you didn't fall asleep, did you? What a
nightmare.

Good. Have a good trip Einstein, watch your head. Calvin, why do you
keep calling me Calvin? But, what are you blind McFly, it's there. How
else do you explain that wreck out there? you guys look great. Mom,
you look so thin. Excuse me.

There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for almost nine
hours now. Stop it. It's uh, the other end of town, a block past
Maple. Yeah. I have to tell you about the future.

What's the meaning of this. Oh no, don't touch that. That's some new
specialized weather sensing equipment. Hey Biff, check out this guy's
life preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown. Marty, why are you so
nervous? Do you mind if we park for a while?

Huh? You do? Now which one was it, Greg or Craig? Right. Well, what if
they didn't like them, what if they told me I was no good. I guess
that would be pretty hard for somebody to understand.

Oh, if Paul calls me tell him I'm working at the boutique late
tonight. No, I refuse to except the responsibility. No. Listen, Doc,
you know there's something I haven't told you about the night we made
that tape. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a sweet girl. Isn't
tonight the night of the big date?

Oh, pleased to meet you, Calvin Marty Klein. Do you mind if I sit
here? Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by ourselves, Uncle Joey
didn't make parole again. I think it would be nice, if you all dropped
him a line. David, watch your mouth. You come here and kiss your
mother before you go, come here. So tell me, Marty, how long have you
been in port? Get your meat hooks off of me.

Mom, Dad. Hey Dad, George, hey, you on the bike. Look, there's a
rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up. What's that thing he's on? The
storm.

Oh yes sir. Shut your filthy mouth, I'm not that kind of girl. Oh, uh,
hey you, get your damn hands off her. Do you really think I oughta
swear? Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad was doing in the
middle of the street. You got a permit for that?

Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody. Ah, honey, your first
novel. Good morning, Mom. Well uh, good, fine. yes, Joey just loves
being in his playpen. he cries whenever we take him out so we just
leave him in there all the time. Well Marty, I hope you like meatloaf.

But you're good, Marty, you're really good. And this audition tape of
your is great, you gotta send it in to the record company. It's like
Doc's always saying. Alright, okay listen, keep your pants on, she's
over in the cafe. God, how do you do this? What made you change your
mind, George? He's your brother, Mom. Marty you gotta come back with
me. Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let anybody read my stories.

It's uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. Bear with me,
Marty, all of your questions will be answered. Roll tape, we'll
proceed. Well, this is a radiation suit. He's your brother, Mom.
Jennifer.

Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. My
insurance, it's your car, your insurance should pay for it. Hey, I
wanna know who's gonna pay for this? I spilled beer all over it when
that car smashed into me. Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill? Take that
you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You space bastard, you
killed a pine. Go. Alright, punk, now-

I know what you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But
Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very
good at confrontations. What Lorraine, what? I don't wanna know your
name. I don't wanna know anything anything about you. Sit here, Marty.
Biff.

That's a great idea. I'd love to park. Of course, the Enchantment
Under The Sea Dance they're supposed to go to this, that's where they
kiss for the first time. Thanks a lot, kid. You want it, you know you
want it, and you know you want me to give it to you. Don't worry. As
long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88
miles per hour, the instance the lightning strikes the tower,
everything will be fine.

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cdef const char* long_cstring = """A very long string - DeLorean Ipsum.

I had a horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was
terrible. Don't worry, I'll take care of the lightning, you take care
of your pop. By the way, what happened today, did he ask her out? Yeah
man, that was good. Let's do another one. God dammit, I'm late. That's
a great idea. I'd love to park.

Say, why do you let those boys push you around like that? Take that
you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You space bastard, you
killed a pine. Doc, she didn't even look at him. Ahh. Nah, I just
don't think I'm cut out for music.

Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born. Uncle Jailbird Joey? A
colored mayor, that'll be the day. You're George McFly. Oh Mom,
there's nothing wrong with calling a boy.

I don't know, Doc, I guess she felt sorry for him cause her did hit
him with the car, hit me with the car. Hey George, heard you laid out
Biff, nice going. God dammit, I'm late. Why that's me, look at me, I'm
an old man. You guys, take him in back and I'll be right there. Well
c'mon, this ain't no peep show.

Ho, you mean you're gonna touch her on her- I know what you're gonna
say, son, and you're right, you're right, But Biff just happens to be
my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very good at confrontations.
Radiation suit, of course, cause all of the fall out from the atomic
wars. This is truly amazing, a portable television studio. No wonder
your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television.
Indeed I will, roll em. I, Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on
an historic journey. What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to
bring some extra plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one
pallet one trip I must be out of my mind. What is it Einy? Oh my god,
they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.
Ah. Whoa.

C'mon, Mom, make it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop.
Woo, time to change that oil. Yeah I know, If you put your mind to it
you could accomplish anything. The storm. No no no this sucker's
electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one point
twenty-one gigawatts of electricity- George, buddy. remember that girl
I introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you writing?

You wanna a Pepsi, pall, you're gonna pay for it. Yeah, alright, bye-
bye. What? Listen, Doc. No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need
a nuclear reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of
electricity- I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you the
number. Bye.

Calm down, Marty, I didn't disintegrate anything. The molecular
structure of Einstein and the car are completely intact. Will you take
care of that? Marty, you seem so nervous, is something wrong? Look me
up when you get there, guess I'll be about 47. Why not?

Lynda, first of all, I'm not your answering service. Second of all,
somebody named Greg or Craig called you just a little while ago.
That's George McFly. Hello, Jennifer. I don't like her, Marty. Any
girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble. Your not gonna be
picking a fight, Dad, dad dad daddy-o. You're coming to a rescue,
right? Okay, let's go over the plan again. 8:55, where are you gonna
be.

Oh, great scott. You get the cable, I'll throw the rope down to you.
Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born. Ho, you mean you're
gonna touch her on her- Bet your ass it works. Who, who?

Yeah, alright, bye-bye. What? Whoa, whoa, Biff, what's that? Alright,
punk, now- Thank god I still got my hair. What on Earth is that thing
I'm wearing? Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one
of these damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help
me take him in the house.

Yeah, it's 8:00. Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain melting stuff to
ourselves, okay? McFly. The flux capacitor. You'll find out in thirty
years.

George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a little self
confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you could accomplish
anything. Listen, I gotta go but I wanted to tell you that it's been
educational. That's a big bruise you have there. Last night, Darth
Vader came down from planet Vulcan. And he told me that if I didn't
take Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain. So tell me, future boy, who's
president of the United States in 1985?

That's George McFly. I will. Sam, here's the young man you hit with
your car out there. He's alright, thank god. Because, you might regret
it later in life. Right.

Okay, real mature guys. Okay, Biff, will you pick up my books? I had a
horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was terrible.
whoa, whoa Doc, stuck here, I can't be stuck here, I got a life in
1985. I got a girl. What? Jennifer.

My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing
doesn't work at all. Yeah man, that was good. Let's do another one.
Hey not too early I sleep in Sunday's, hey McFly, you're shoe's
untied, don't be so gullible, McFly. Over there, on my hope chest.
I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin. You heard her she
said get your meat hooks, off, uh please.

Alright, c'mon, I think we're safe. Well, bring her along. This
concerns her too. You know Marty, I'm gonna be very sad to see you go.
You've really mad a difference in my life, you've given me something
to shoot for. Just knowing, that I'm gonna be around to se 1985, that
I'm gonna succeed in this. That I'm gonna have a chance to travel
through time. It's going to be really hard waiting 30 years before I
could talk to you about everything that's happened in the past few
days. I'm really gonna miss you, Marty. Whoa, wait, Doc. Which one's
your pop?

Biff. You cost three-hundred buck damage to my car, you son-of-a-
bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass. Hold him. I'm gonna be
at the dance. Biff. Wrecked? When did this happen and-

Don't stop, Wilbert, drive. Well, because George, nice girls get angry
when guys take advantage of them. Well, Marty, I want to thank you for
all your good advice, I'll never forget it. Oh, then I wanna give her
a call, I don't want her to worry about you. No, no, George, look,
it's just an act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're strolling through the
parking lot, you see us struggling in the car, you walk up, you open
the door and you say, your line, George.

I'm telling the truth, Doc, you gotta believe me. I don't know, but
I'm gonna find out. Take that you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why
you. You space bastard, you killed a pine. Anyway, Grandpa hit him
with the car and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless,
like a little lost puppy, my heart just went out for him. Well, aren't
you going up to the lake tonight, you've been planning it for two
weeks.

That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was
standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet,
I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I
had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this.
This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. You know
what I do in those situations? I think I know exactly what you mean.
Great good, good, Lorraine, I had a feeling about you two. What did
she say? It's your mom, she's tracked you down. Quick, let's cover the
time machine.

Yeah. Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of
these damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me
take him in the house. Doc, is that a de- That's good advice, Marty.
Thank you, don't forget to take a flyer.

Oh, pleased to meet you, Calvin Marty Klein. Do you mind if I sit
here? Oh Mom, there's nothing wrong with calling a boy. Well that's
your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's written all over your
underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh? Remember, fellas, the
future is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect Mayor
Red Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress
platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements,
and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a proven leader,
re-elect Mayor Red Thomas... Over there, on my hope chest. I've never
seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

Yeah okay. Really. Don't worry, I'll take care of the lightning, you
take care of your pop. By the way, what happened today, did he ask her
out? That Biff, what a character. Always trying to get away with
something. Been on top of Biff ever since high school. Although, if it
wasn't for him- You okay, is everything alright?

Our first television set, Dad just picked it up today. Do you have a
television? Alright, I'm ready. Huh? You too. Oh, you make it sound so
easy. I just, I wish I wasn't so scared.

Oh no, don't touch that. That's some new specialized weather sensing
equipment. Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source capable of
generating one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of
lightning. Say, why do you let those boys push you around like that?
When could weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future. whoa,
this is it, this is the part coming up, Doc.

Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been doing
all day? Who is that guy. I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet.
But your kids are gonna love it. Why thank you, Marty. George. Good
morning, sleepyhead, Good morning, Dave, Lynda That's right, twenty
five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future,
looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be
able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.

Just turn around, McFly, and walk away. Are you deaf, McFly? Close the
door and beat it. Aw yeah, everything is great. Whoa, they really
cleaned this place up, looks brand new. Doc, look, all we need is a
little plutonium. Well, I figured, what the hell.

Um, yeah well I might have sort of ran into my parents. Holy shit.
Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don't you know that
if you let people walk all over you know, they'll be walking all over
you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna
spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Where? The keys are in
the trunk.

Yoo. Uh, yeah. I don't wanna know your name. I don't wanna know
anything anything about you. Who are you calling spook, pecker-wood.
That was so stupid, Grandpa hit him with the car.

Well, Marty, I want to thank you for all your good advice, I'll never
forget it. Your, your right. Lorraine, are you up there? Marty. Marty.
Marty. Take that you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You
space bastard, you killed a pine.

Marty, such a nice name. Perfect, just perfect. Why that's me, look at
me, I'm an old man. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. Just relax
now Calvin, you've got a big bruise on you're head.

No, Marty, we've already agreed that having information about the
future could be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good,
they could backfire drastically. Whatever you've got to tell me I'll
find out through the natural course of time. You don't understand. Uh,
look me up when you get there. Say that again. Lorenzo, where're you
keys?

Yeah, who are you? It's about the future, isn't it? Biff. Okay,
alright, I'll prove it to you. Look at my driver's license, expires
1987. Look at my birthday, for crying out load I haven't even been
born yet. And, look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me.
Look at the sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984. Yeah.

Why that's me, look at me, I'm an old man. Wait a minute, what are you
doing, Doc? Wrecked? This is for all you lovers out there. I know what
you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But Biff just
happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very good at
confrontations.

Marty, will we ever see you again? What do you mean you've seen this,
it's brand new. Yeah. Who are you? Oh hey, Biff, hey, guys, how are
you doing?

Doc, Doc, it's me, Marty. George: you ever think of running for class
president? Oh, thank you, thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial
strength electrical cable from the top of the clocktower down to
spreading it over the street between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we
out-fitted the vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly
into the flux-capacitor. At the calculated moment, you start off from
down the street driving toward the cable execrating to eighty-eight
miles per hour. According to the flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will
strike the clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts into the
flux-capacitor, sending you back to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You
wind up the car and release it, I'll simulate the lightening. Ready,
set, release. Huhh. It's about the future, isn't it? Do you mind if we
park for a while?

Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your brother. Just as
I thought, this proves my theory, look at your brother. Alright, take
it up, go. Doc. It's my dad. Wrecked? When did this happen and- Hey,
McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here. Well it's gonna
cost you. How much money you got on you?

What, I don't get what happened. The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it,
totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have
any idea how important this was, do you have any clue? Jesus. Now,
now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would
drive it. Hi, son. Of course I do. Just a second, let's see if I could
find it.

Believe me, Marty, you're better off not having to worry about all the
aggravation and headaches of playing at that dance. That's a great
idea. I'd love to park. That's George McFly. Um, yeah well I might
have sort of ran into my parents. Yeah well look, Marvin, Marvin, you
gotta play. See that's where they kiss for the first time on the dance
floor. And if there's no music, they can't dance, and if they can't
dance, they can't kiss, and if they can't kiss, they can't fall in
love and I'm history.

Well, Biff. Thanks a lot, kid. Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ,
Doc, you disintegrated Einstein. No wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise
on your head, I know how that happened, you told me the whole story.
you were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you
fell, and you hit your head on the sink, and that's when you came up
with the idea for the flux capacitor, which makes time travel
possible. Thank you. In about thirty years.

Marty, is that you? Hey, hey, Doc, where are you? Marty, will we ever
see you again? This sounds pretty heavy. Precisely.

Yes, definitely, god-dammit George, swear. Okay, so now, you come up,
you punch me in the stomach, I'm out for the count, right? And you and
Lorraine live happily ever after. No, no, George, look, it's just an
act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're strolling through the parking lot,
you see us struggling in the car, you walk up, you open the door and
you say, your line, George. Yeah, sure, okay. I don't know, but I'm
gonna find out. Mayor Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that.

Uh, Doc. You know what I do in those situations? Alright, alright,
okay McFly, get a grip on yourself. It's all a dream. Just a very
intense dream. Woh, hey, listen, you gotta help me. Jennifer, oh are
you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. You bet.

Alright, I'm ready. Thanks a lot, kid. I have a feeling too. The flux
capacitor. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1:15 in the morning?

Science Fiction Theater. Listen, this is very important, I forgot my
video camera, could you stop by my place and pick it up on your way to
the mall? Well, you mean, it makes perfect sense. Jesus, George, it's
a wonder I was ever born. Ah, where're my pants?

Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let anybody read my stories. That
was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was
standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet,
I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I
had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this.
This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. That's a
great idea. I'd love to park. You okay, is everything alright? Yeah, I
guessed you're a sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that life
preserver.

That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed
on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of
mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world
series. Good, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Lorraine. That's
George McFly? Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week.
Well, uh, listen, uh, I really-

I'm writing this down, this is good stuff. I noticed you band is on
the roster for dance auditions after school today. Why even bother
Mcfly, you haven't got a chance, you're too much like your own man. No
McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley. Well,
now we gotta sneak this back into my laboratory, we've gotta get you
home. After I fell off my toilet, I drew this. Uh, well, okay Biff,
uh, I'll finish that on up tonight and I'll bring it over first thing
tomorrow morning.

No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your
kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids. No. I had a
horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was terrible. Who
do you think, the Libyans. Okay, alright, Saturday is good, Saturday's
good, I could spend a week in 1955. I could hang out, you could show
me around.

Yes, definitely, god-dammit George, swear. Okay, so now, you come up,
you punch me in the stomach, I'm out for the count, right? And you and
Lorraine live happily ever after. Oh, oh a rematch, why, were you
cheating? Uh listen, do you know where Riverside Drive is? That's for
messing up my hair. No, it was The Enchantment Under The Sea Dance.
Our first date. It was the night of that terrible thunderstorm,
remember George? Your father kissed me for the very first time on that
dance floor. It was then I realized I was going to spend the rest of
my life with him.

Oh. His head's gone, it's like it's been erased. Whoa, whoa, Biff,
what's that? We all make mistakes in life, children Calm down, Marty,
I didn't disintegrate anything. The molecular structure of Einstein
and the car are completely intact.

Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc? It's my dad. Well yeah, you
know we have two of them. Yeah Mom, we know, you've told us this story
a million times. You felt sorry for him so you decided to go with him
to The Fish Under The Sea Dance. Quiet.

Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin? I don't wanna see you in
here again. No, fine, no , good, fine, good. Well, it will just
happen. Like the way I met your father. My god, it's my mother. Put
your pants back on.

Working. That's for messing up my hair. Hi, it's really a pleasure to
meet you. What, what is it hot? C'mon, open up, let me out of here,
Yo.

Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, great, you're alive. Do you know
where 1640 Riverside- Lynda, first of all, I'm not your answering
service. Second of all, somebody named Greg or Craig called you just a
little while ago. Yeah, it's 8:00. Yes, definitely, god-dammit George,
swear. Okay, so now, you come up, you punch me in the stomach, I'm out
for the count, right? And you and Lorraine live happily ever after.
Um, well it's a delorean, right?

This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some scattered clouds. Lows in
the upper forties. Biff. Get out of town, I didn't know you did
anything creative. Ah, let me read some. It's safe now. Everything's
lead lined. Don't you lose those tapes now, we'll need a record. Wup,
wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they've got cotton
underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics. C'mon, open
up, let me out of here, Yo.

Ah. You'll find out in thirty years. I haven't You okay, is everything
alright? You know Marty, I'm gonna be very sad to see you go. You've
really mad a difference in my life, you've given me something to shoot
for. Just knowing, that I'm gonna be around to se 1985, that I'm gonna
succeed in this. That I'm gonna have a chance to travel through time.
It's going to be really hard waiting 30 years before I could talk to
you about everything that's happened in the past few days. I'm really
gonna miss you, Marty.

Good. Have a good trip Einstein, watch your head. Hey Marty, I'm not
your answering service, but you're outside pouting about the car,
Jennifer Parker called you twice. Listen, this is very important, I
forgot my video camera, could you stop by my place and pick it up on
your way to the mall? Look at the time, you've got less than 4
minutes, please hurry. Whoa, whoa, kid, kid, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Well, uh, listen, uh, I really- You want it, you know you want it, and
you know you want me to give it to you. George. Yeah, I guessed you're
a sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that life preserver. What's
with the life preserver?

Ronald Reagon. Why not? Whoa, whoa, okay. Remember, fellas, the future
is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red
Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress
platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements,
and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a proven leader,
re-elect Mayor Red Thomas... Check out that four by four. That is hot.
Someday, Jennifer, someday. Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up
to the lake. Throw a couple of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out
under the stars.

One point twenty-one gigawatts. One point twenty-one gigawatts. Great
Scott. In that case, I'll tell you strait out. George. George.
Einstein, hey Einstein, where's the Doc, boy, huh? Doc Last night,
Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan. And he told me that if I
didn't take Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain.

Nothing's coming to my mind. And where's my reports? There's that word
again, heavy. Why are things so heavy in the future. Is there a
problem with the Earth's gravitational pull? Excuse me. Uh, look me up
when you get there.

Right. Wait a minute. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. That's
George McFly. this has gotta be a dream.

Doc, wait. No, bastards. Hey Biff, check out this guy's life
preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown. Listen, this is very
important, I forgot my video camera, could you stop by my place and
pick it up on your way to the mall? Lorenzo, where're you keys? Marty,
are you alright?

Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, great, you're alive. Do you know
where 1640 Riverside- Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry,
it's a little bumpy. Shape up, man. You're a slacker. You wanna be a
slacker for the rest of your life? You cost three-hundred buck damage
to my car, you son-of-a-bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass.
Hold him. Excuse me.

Oh yes sir. Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please
excuse the crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to
scale or to paint it. Marty, why are you so nervous? Yeah, exactly. Uh
listen, do you know where Riverside Drive is?

What? The future, it's where you're going? It's about the future,
isn't it? Excuse me. Ah.

Dammit, Doc, why did you have to tear up that letter? If only I had
more time. Wait a minute, I got all the time I want I got a time
machine, I'll just go back and warn him. 10 minutes oughta do it.
Time-circuits on, flux-capacitor fluxing, engine running, alright. No,
no no no no, c'mon c'mon. C'mon c'mon, here we go, this time. Please,
please, c'mon. Watch this. Not me, the car, the car. My calculations
are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, your
gonna see some serious shit. Watch this, watch this. Ha, what did I
tell you, eighty-eight miles per hour. The temporal displacement
occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds. That's a great idea.
I'd love to park. Well yeah, you know we have two of them. It's my
dad.

Uh, Doc. That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it
vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the
porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And
when I came to I had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a
picture of this. This is what makes time travel possible. The flux
capacitor. Leave her alone, you bastard. Well, Biff. Oh, thank you,
thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength electrical cable
from the top of the clocktower down to spreading it over the street
between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the vehicle with this
big pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-capacitor. At the
calculated moment, you start off from down the street driving toward
the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per hour. According to the
flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the clocktower sending one
point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-capacitor, sending you back
to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind up the car and release it,
I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set, release. Huhh.

How could I have been so careless. One point twenty-one gigawatts.
Tom, how am I gonna generate that kind of power, it can't be done, it
can't. Yeah. Look, George, I'm telling you George, if you do not ask
Lorraine to that dance, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life. A
bolt of lightning, unfortunately, you never know when or where it's
ever gonna strike. Yeah.

Precisely. I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was your
age I never chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car with
a boy. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. Of course, the Enchantment
Under The Sea Dance they're supposed to go to this, that's where they
kiss for the first time. Look, you gotta listen to me.

Who? Look, you gotta listen to me. Doc, look, all we need is a little
plutonium. The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it, totaled it. I needed
that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have any idea how
important this was, do you have any clue? That's a Florence
Nightingale effect. It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love
with their patients. Go to it, kid.

Now, of course not, Biff, now, I wouldn't want that to happen. Mom, is
that you? Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into
the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, my heart
just went out for him. This is for all you lovers out there. Yeah,
it's in the back.

Yeah, sure, okay. And Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury. No no
no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids,
Marty, something has got to be done about your kids. Oh, if Paul calls
me tell him I'm working at the boutique late tonight. What kind of
date? I don't know, what do kids do in the fifties?

I know what you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But
Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very
good at confrontations. What? this has gotta be a dream. The way I see
it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car why not do it with
some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction made the flux
dispersal- look out. Well just gimme something without any sugar in
it, okay?

Thank god I still got my hair. What on Earth is that thing I'm
wearing? Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen this one. This is a
classic, this is where Ralph dresses up as the man from space. What
the hell is a gigawatt? Of course I do. Just a second, let's see if I
could find it. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave.

Save the clock tower. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let
me look at you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me
that it's 8:25? It's about the future, isn't it? Well, Marty, I want
to thank you for all your good advice, I'll never forget it.

Hello. Doc. Now Biff, don't con me. That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't
that guy ever have hair? Doc.

Check out that four by four. That is hot. Someday, Jennifer, someday.
Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up to the lake. Throw a couple
of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out under the stars. Leave her
alone, you bastard. Yeah. Good, you could start by sweeping the floor.
C'mon, Mom, make it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop.
Woo, time to change that oil.

Actually, people call me Marty. Who the hell is John F. Kennedy? No.
Hey guys, you gotta get back in there and finish the dance. Now which
one was it, Greg or Craig?

C'mon, c'mon let's go. Yeah. Ohh, no. About how far ahead are you
going? I will.

Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? He's fine,
and he's completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he's
concerned the trip was instantaneous. That's why Einstein's watch is
exactly one minute behind mine. He skipped over that minute to
instantly arrive at this moment in time. Come here, I'll show you how
it works. First, you turn the time circuits on. This readout tell you
where you're going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells
you where you were. You imput the destination time on this keypad.
Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or
witness the birth or Christ. Here's a red-letter date in the history
of science, November 5, 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955.
George. George. Calm down, Marty, I didn't disintegrate anything. The
molecular structure of Einstein and the car are completely intact.
C'mon, he's not that bad. At least he's letting you borrow the car
tomorrow night.

Don't say a word. Just turn around, McFly, and walk away. Are you
deaf, McFly? Close the door and beat it. So tell me, Marty, how long
have you been in port? Nah, I just don't think I'm cut out for music.
Whoa, whoa, kid, kid, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Dear Doctor Brown, on the night that I go back in time, you will be
shot by terrorists. Please take whatever precautions are necessary to
prevent this terrible disaster. Your friend, Marty. Take that you
mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You space bastard, you
killed a pine. Are those my clocks I hear? Uh listen, do you know
where Riverside Drive is? Save the clock tower.

Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking all over for you. You
remember me, the guy who saved your life the other day. Hey c'mon, I
had to change, you think I'm going back in that zoot suit? The old man
really came through it worked. What was it, George, bird watching?
Where? They're late. My experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-
five minutes slow.

Doc, Doc. Oh, no. You're alive. Bullet proof vest, how did you know, I
never got a chance to tell you. About all that talk about screwing up
future events, the space time continuum. Hi. Hello. C'mon, Mom, make
it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop. Woo, time to
change that oil. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave.

The future, it's where you're going? Radiation suit, of course, cause
all of the fall out from the atomic wars. This is truly amazing, a
portable television studio. No wonder your president has to be an
actor, he's gotta look good on television. Right. Your not gonna be
picking a fight, Dad, dad dad daddy-o. You're coming to a rescue,
right? Okay, let's go over the plan again. 8:55, where are you gonna
be. That's right, he's gonna be mayor.

What a nightmare. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. He's a peeping
tom. Dad. Stop it. Yeah, exactly.

You guys, take him in back and I'll be right there. Well c'mon, this
ain't no peep show. No, Biff, you leave her alone. You'll find out.
Just say anything, George, say what ever's natural, the first thing
that comes to your mind. The keys are in the trunk.

The flux capacitor. My god, do you know what this means? It means that
this damn thing doesn't work at all. Uh, coast guard. Doc, look, all
we need is a little plutonium. What?

And where's my reports? That's a big bruise you have there. Of course,
the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance they're supposed to go to this,
that's where they kiss for the first time. Why do you keep following
me around? Hey kid, what you do, jump ship?

Yeah, I think maybe you do. Yeah, I'm- mayor. Now that's a good idea.
I could run for mayor. Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source
capable of generating one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity is
a bolt of lightning. You extol me with a lot of confidence, Doc.
That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair?

Ah, honey, your first novel. Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain
melting stuff to ourselves, okay? Alright, I'm ready. He's fine, and
he's completely unaware that anything happened. As far as he's
concerned the trip was instantaneous. That's why Einstein's watch is
exactly one minute behind mine. He skipped over that minute to
instantly arrive at this moment in time. Come here, I'll show you how
it works. First, you turn the time circuits on. This readout tell you
where you're going, this one tells you where you are, this one tells
you where you were. You imput the destination time on this keypad.
Say, you wanna see the signing of the declaration of independence, or
witness the birth or Christ. Here's a red-letter date in the history
of science, November 5, 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955. I over
slept, look I need your help. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't
know how to do it. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't know how to
do it.

This is it. This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning
is gonna strike the clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday
night. If we could somehow harness this bolt of lightning, channel it
into the flux capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night,
we're sending you back to the future. Just relax now Calvin, you've
got a big bruise on you're head. Do you mind if we park for a while?
Why am I always the last one to know about these things. Einstein, hey
Einstein, where's the Doc, boy, huh? Doc

You'll find out in thirty years. It's my dad. Yeah, but you're uh,
you're so, you're so thin. Whoa, this is heavy. Well, aren't you going
up to the lake tonight, you've been planning it for two weeks.

Well, because George, nice girls get angry when guys take advantage of
them. Damn. I'm late for school. You want it, you know you want it,
and you know you want me to give it to you. McFly. The storm.

Give me a hand, Lorenzo. Ow, dammit, man, I sliced my hand. I don't
know, but I'm gonna find out. Yeah, gimme a Tab. Alright, good-bye
Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it's a little bumpy. Ronald Reagon, the
actor? Then who's vice president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wymann
is the first lady.

Calvin. It works, ha ha ha ha, it works. I finally invent something
that works. He's your brother, Mom. I think it's terrible. Girls
chasing boys. When I was your age I never chased a boy, or called a
boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy. Wait a minute, what are you
doing, Doc?

No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to
generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity- Well just
gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? Jesus. Yeah, alright,
bye-bye. What? Right, I got it.

Wrecked? See, there's Biff out there waxing it right now. Now, Biff, I
wanna make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one.
No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your
kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids. Yeah well,
you shouldn't drink. Biff.

Oh. What do you mean you've seen this, it's brand new. I don't wanna
see you in here again. What's the meaning of this. Marty, you made it.

What did you say? oh yeah, all you gotta do is go over there and ask
her. Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been
doing all day? No, Biff, you leave her alone. Not a word, not a word,
not a word now. Quiet, uh, donations, you want me to make a donation
to the coast guard youth auxiliary?

C'mon, c'mon. Why is she gonna get angry with you? Right, George.
Well, good luck you guys. Oh, one other thing, if you guys ever have
kids and one of them when he's eight years old, accidentally sets fire
to the living room rug, be easy on him. I over slept, look I need your
help. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't know how to do it. I have
to ask Lorraine out but I don't know how to do it. Oh honey, he's
teasing you, nobody has two television sets.

That's a great idea. I'd love to park. Watch it, Goldie. Uh, I think
so. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1:15 in the morning? Right.

Doc, look, all we need is a little plutonium. Uh listen, do you know
where Riverside Drive is? I got enough practical jokes for one
evening. Good night, future boy. Please, Marty, don't tell me, no man
should know too much about their own destiny. Marty, I always wear a
suit to the office. You alright?

Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin? Uh Doc, uh no. No, don't be
silly. That's a great idea. I'd love to park. And where's my reports?
Hello.

Listen, Doc, you know there's something I haven't told you about the
night we made that tape. Alright kid, you stick to your father like
glue and make sure that he takes her to the dance. Oh. oh yeah, all
you gotta do is go over there and ask her. They're late. My experiment
worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow.

Right. After I fell off my toilet, I drew this. Can't be. This is
nuts. Aw, c'mon. So tell me, future boy, who's president of the United
States in 1985? Oh, if Paul calls me tell him I'm working at the
boutique late tonight.

Damn. I'm late for school. Now that's a risk you'll have to take
you're life depends on it. Marty, that's completely out of the
question, you must not leave this house. you must not see anybody or
talk to anybody. Anything you do could have serious repercussions on
future events. Do you understand? What's with the life preserver? Hey
man, look at Marvin's hand. He can't play with his hands like that,
and we can't play without him.

What? Aw yeah, everything is great. No. Please note that Einstein's
clock is in complete synchronization with my control watch. No, get
out of town, my mom thinks I'm going camping with the guys. Well,
Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going up there
with you. And I get this standard lecture about how she never did that
kind of stuff when she was a kid. Now look, I think she was born a
nun.

It's cold, damn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil.
Einstein's clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it's still
ticking. Let's go. I got enough practical jokes for one evening. Good
night, future boy. Thanks. Uh, plutonium, wait a minute, are you
telling me that this sucker's nuclear?

Um, yeah well I might have sort of ran into my parents. Let's get him.
Hey, Doc? Doc. Hello, anybody home? Einstein, come here, boy. What's
going on? Wha- aw, god. Aw, Jesus. Whoa, rock and roll. Yo Jesus. Now,
now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would
drive it. Hi, son.

What? Doc, you don't just walk into a store and ask for plutonium. Did
you rip this off? Okay Doc, this is it. Just relax now Calvin, you've
got a big bruise on you're head. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore
eyes. Let me look at you.

I don't know, Doc, I guess she felt sorry for him cause her did hit
him with the car, hit me with the car. Hey, McFly, I thought I told
you never to come in here. Well it's gonna cost you. How much money
you got on you? Uh, Doc. Hey you, get your damn hands off, oh. Yeah,
but you're uh, you're so, you're so thin.

What? Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc? I guess you guys aren't
ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it. The appropriate
question is, weren't the hell are they. Einstein has just become the
world's first time traveler. I sent him into the future. One minute
into the future to be exact. And at exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h
up with him and the time machine. Lorenzo, where're you keys?

Uh, plutonium, wait a minute, are you telling me that this sucker's
nuclear? Well, they're bigger than me. No. Hey George, heard you laid
out Biff, nice going. whoa, this is it, this is the part coming up,
Doc.

Hey guys, you gotta get back in there and finish the dance. Get out of
town, I didn't know you did anything creative. Ah, let me read some.
It's already mutated into human form, shoot it. Hey, Doc? Doc. Hello,
anybody home? Einstein, come here, boy. What's going on? Wha- aw, god.
Aw, Jesus. Whoa, rock and roll. Yo C'mon.

Oh, you make it sound so easy. I just, I wish I wasn't so scared.
Breakfast. We're gonna take a little break but we'll be back in a
while so, don't nobody go no where. That's a big bruise you have
there. Yeah, exactly.

Marty, you didn't fall asleep, did you? Well maybe you are and you
just don't know it yet. He's absolutely right, Marty. the last thing
you need is headaches. Does your mom know about tomorrow night? Hey,
George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been doing all
day?

Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad was doing in the middle
of the street. That's for messing up my hair. Oh, just a little
weather experiment. That ain't no airplane, look. I think I know
exactly what you mean.

Ahh. You extol me with a lot of confidence, Doc. That's a big bruise
you have there. Really. The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it, totaled
it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have any idea
how important this was, do you have any clue?

Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? Well uh, good, fine. Thank you,
don't forget to take a flyer. What the hell is a gigawatt? Oh, you
mean how you're supposed to act on a first date.

Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it's a little bumpy.
What, what? You know Marty, you look so familiar, do I know your
mother? This is it. This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of
lightning is gonna strike the clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next
Saturday night. If we could somehow harness this bolt of lightning,
channel it into the flux capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday
night, we're sending you back to the future. Marty, that was very
interesting music.

Ahh. Don't pay any attention to him, he's in one of his moods. Sam,
quit fiddling with that thing, come in here to dinner. Now let's see,
you already know Lorraine, this is Milton, this is Sally, that's Toby,
and over there in the playpen is little baby Joey. Doc, Doc, it's me,
Marty. Save the clock tower. Whoa, whoa, okay.

Right check, Doc. Ronald Reagon. Oh. He's fine, and he's completely
unaware that anything happened. As far as he's concerned the trip was
instantaneous. That's why Einstein's watch is exactly one minute
behind mine. He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this
moment in time. Come here, I'll show you how it works. First, you turn
the time circuits on. This readout tell you where you're going, this
one tells you where you are, this one tells you where you were. You
imput the destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see the
signing of the declaration of independence, or witness the birth or
Christ. Here's a red-letter date in the history of science, November
5, 1955. Yes, of course, November 5, 1955. You got a real attitude
problem, McFly. You're a slacker. You remind me of you father when he
went her, he was a slacker too.

Hey you, get your damn hands off, oh. I noticed you band is on the
roster for dance auditions after school today. Why even bother Mcfly,
you haven't got a chance, you're too much like your own man. No McFly
ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley. That's
Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair? We never would have
fallen in love. Wait a minute.

Alright, McFly, you're asking for it, and now you're gonna get it.
This is more serious than I thought. Apparently your mother is
amorously infatuated with you instead of your father. A bolt of
lightning, unfortunately, you never know when or where it's ever gonna
strike. It's safe now. Everything's lead lined. Don't you lose those
tapes now, we'll need a record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage.
Who knows if they've got cotton underwear in the future. I'm allergic
to all synthetics. Just relax now Calvin, you've got a big bruise on
you're head.

C'mon, open up, let me out of here, Yo. Shape up, man. You're a
slacker. You wanna be a slacker for the rest of your life? What, I
don't get what happened. Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a
time machine that you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to
the year 1985. I've gotta go.

Doc, Doc, it's me, Marty. Alright, alright, okay McFly, get a grip on
yourself. It's all a dream. Just a very intense dream. Woh, hey,
listen, you gotta help me. Stand tall, boy, have some respect for
yourself. Don't you know that if you let people walk all over you
know, they'll be walking all over you for the rest of your life?
Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in this
slop house? Alright, McFly, you're asking for it, and now you're gonna
get it. He's a peeping tom. Dad.

That was so stupid, Grandpa hit him with the car. yes, Joey just loves
being in his playpen. he cries whenever we take him out so we just
leave him in there all the time. Well Marty, I hope you like meatloaf.
Your, your right. whoa, this is it, this is the part coming up, Doc.
You got a permit for that?

The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car why
not do it with some style. Besides, the stainless, steel construction
made the flux dispersal- look out. He's a very strange young man.
Perfect, just perfect. Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. Hey.

Who, who? I think we need a rematch. Yeah, I think maybe you do.
Jesus, you smoke too? Yeah.

Of course, from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted me to
build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave them a
shiny bomb case full of used pinball machine parts. Keys? Say that
again. Who do you think, the Libyans. Hey, hey listen guys. Look, I
don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay?

No sir, I'm gonna make something out of myself, I'm going to night
school and one day I'm gonna be somebody. And he could sleep in my
room. Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan. And he
told me that if I didn't take Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain. Good
morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called. Hi,
it's really a pleasure to meet you.

Well, it will just happen. Like the way I met your father. Actually,
people call me Marty. Marty, will we ever see you again? Yeah well
look, Marvin, Marvin, you gotta play. See that's where they kiss for
the first time on the dance floor. And if there's no music, they can't
dance, and if they can't dance, they can't kiss, and if they can't
kiss, they can't fall in love and I'm history. Hey, Doc? Doc. Hello,
anybody home? Einstein, come here, boy. What's going on? Wha- aw, god.
Aw, Jesus. Whoa, rock and roll. Yo

Well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet. Whoa, whoa, okay.
That's George McFly? Shit. Oh, hi , Marty. I didn't hear you come in.
Fascinating device, this video unit.

Leave her alone, you bastard. He's a very strange young man. Well, uh,
listen, uh, I really- Listen, Doc, you know there's something I
haven't told you about the night we made that tape. Shape up, man.
You're a slacker. You wanna be a slacker for the rest of your life?

Oh. Save the clock tower. Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking
all over for you. You remember me, the guy who saved your life the
other day. Yeah, he's right here. Where the hell are they.

Which one's your pop? Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry,
it's a little bumpy. Yeah. You know, Doc, you left your equipment on
all week. Are you sure about this storm?

I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a
blindspot. I could've been killed. No no no this sucker's electrical,
but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one point twenty-one
gigawatts of electricity- But I can't go to the dance, I'll miss my
favorite television program, Science Fiction Theater. This is for all
you lovers out there. whoa, whoa Doc, stuck here, I can't be stuck
here, I got a life in 1985. I got a girl.

Uh, well, I haven't finished those up yet, but you know I figured
since they weren't due till- Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen
this one. This is a classic, this is where Ralph dresses up as the man
from space. Okay, alright, Saturday is good, Saturday's good, I could
spend a week in 1955. I could hang out, you could show me around.
George: you ever think of running for class president? Okay, alright,
I'll prove it to you. Look at my driver's license, expires 1987. Look
at my birthday, for crying out load I haven't even been born yet. And,
look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me. Look at the
sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984.

Excuse me. Uh, well, I haven't finished those up yet, but you know I
figured since they weren't due till- Doc? Doc, she's beautiful. She's
crazy about me. Look at this, look what she wrote me, Doc. That says
it all. Doc, you're my only hope. Oh Mom, there's nothing wrong with
calling a boy.

Why not? Whoa, this is heavy. You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will
be mayor and I'll be the most powerful mayor in the history of Hill
Valley, and I'm gonna clean up this town. But I can't go to the dance,
I'll miss my favorite television program, Science Fiction Theater. Oh,
thank you, thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength
electrical cable from the top of the clocktower down to spreading it
over the street between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the
vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-
capacitor. At the calculated moment, you start off from down the
street driving toward the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per
hour. According to the flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the
clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-
capacitor, sending you back to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind
up the car and release it, I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set,
release. Huhh.

Holy shit. Now, now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before
when I would drive it. Hi, son. What, what, ma? What the hell is a
gigawatt? But I can't go to the dance, I'll miss my favorite
television program, Science Fiction Theater.

His head's gone, it's like it's been erased. Don't tell me. Uh, you
want me to buy a subscription to the Saturday Evening Post? You're
George McFly. Hey man, the dance is over. Unless you know someone else
who could play the guitar. Marty, you're beginning to sound just like
my mother.

Check out that four by four. That is hot. Someday, Jennifer, someday.
Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up to the lake. Throw a couple
of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out under the stars. Ahh. Excuse me.
What about George? Alright, c'mon, I think we're safe.

I'm gonna be at the dance. Yeah, I guessed you're a sailor, aren't
you, that's why you wear that life preserver. Unfortunately no, it
requires something with a little more kick, plutonium. C'mon, c'mon
let's go. Good evening, I'm Doctor Emmett Brown. I'm standing on the
parking lot of Twin Pines Mall. It's Saturday morning, October 26,
1985, 1:18 a.m. and this is temporal experiment number one. C'mon,
Einy, hey hey boy, get in there, that a boy, in you go, get down,
that's it.

Uh, Doc. You're George McFly. Whoa, they really cleaned this place up,
looks brand new. Marty, don't go this way. Strickland's looking for
you. If you're caught it'll be four tardies in a row. Hey, not too
early I sleep in on Saturday. Oh, McFly, your shoe's untied. Don't be
so gullible, McFly. You got the place fixed up nice, McFly. I have
you're car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me
is light beer. What are you looking at, butthead. Say hi to your mom
for me.

He's an absolute dream. This is uh, this is heavy duty, Doc, this is
great. Uh, does it run on regular unleaded gasoline? Listen, woh.
Hello, uh excuse me. Sorry about your barn. Yeah, well, I still don't
understand what Dad was doing in the middle of the street. George,
buddy. remember that girl I introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you
writing?

Never mind that, never mind that now, never mind that, never mind-
Yeah, sure, okay. They're late. My experiment worked. They're all
exactly twenty-five minutes slow. Its good. Indeed I will, roll em. I,
Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on an historic journey. What
have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to bring some extra
plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one pallet one trip I
must be out of my mind. What is it Einy? Oh my god, they found me, I
don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.

Why is she gonna get angry with you? Never mind that now, never mind
that now. Something wrong with the starter, so I hid it. Your, your
right. That's Calvin Klein, oh my god, he's a dream.

No wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your head, I know how that
happened, you told me the whole story. you were standing on your
toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your
head on the sink, and that's when you came up with the idea for the
flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible. Right. I noticed you
band is on the roster for dance auditions after school today. Why even
bother Mcfly, you haven't got a chance, you're too much like your own
man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley.
What about George? And he could sleep in my room.

Well, ma, we talked about this, we're not gonna go to the lake, the
car's wrecked. What did you sleep in your clothes again last night. No
wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your head, I know how that
happened, you told me the whole story. you were standing on your
toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your
head on the sink, and that's when you came up with the idea for the
flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible. Now that's a risk
you'll have to take you're life depends on it. Yeah, yeah what are you
wearing, Dave.

He's your brother, Mom. Right. I gotta go, uh, I gotta go. Thanks very
much, it was wonderful, you were all great. See you all later, much
later. Science Fiction Theater. Biff, stop it. Biff, you're breaking
his arm. Biff, stop.

That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was
standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet,
I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I
had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this.
This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. Oh, if
Paul calls me tell him I'm working at the boutique late tonight. Are
you okay? Which one's your pop? Wrecked? When did this happen and-

You're gonna be in the car with her. How's your head? You got a real
attitude problem, McFly. You're a slacker. You remind me of you father
when he went her, he was a slacker too. Ah, honey, your first novel.
George.

Actually, people call me Marty. Ah. Whoa. C'mon, c'mon let's go.
Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week. About how far
ahead are you going?

I don't wanna know your name. I don't wanna know anything anything
about you. There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for
almost nine hours now. Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by
ourselves, Uncle Joey didn't make parole again. I think it would be
nice, if you all dropped him a line. I think we need a rematch.
George, help me, please.

Marty, don't go this way. Strickland's looking for you. If you're
caught it'll be four tardies in a row. Right check, Doc. Alright, I'm
ready. Did you hurt your head? Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't
forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin Pines Mall.

Mayor Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that. Hey I'm talking to you,
McFly, you Irish bug. The appropriate question is, weren't the hell
are they. Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler. I
sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And
at exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine.
Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen this one. This is a classic,
this is where Ralph dresses up as the man from space. Wow, ah Red, you
look great. Everything looks great. 1:24, I still got time. Oh my god.
No, no not again, c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans.

He laid out Biff in one punch. I never knew he had it in him. He never
stood up to Biff in his life. You okay, is everything alright? Quiet,
quiet. I'm gonna read your thoughts. Let's see now, you've come from a
great distance? Go. You too.

Is she pretty? That's a great idea. I'd love to park. So what's it to
you, butthead. You know you've been looking for a, since you're new
here, I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a
tree, and get out of here. Hey boy, are you alright? And he could
sleep in my room.

A bolt of lightning, unfortunately, you never know when or where it's
ever gonna strike. Of course, the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance
they're supposed to go to this, that's where they kiss for the first
time. Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin
Pines Mall. I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids
are gonna love it. What did your mother ever see in that kid?

What? I think I know exactly what you mean. Yoo. Right. Marty, one
rejection isn't the end of the world.

You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will be mayor and I'll be the most
powerful mayor in the history of Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up
this town. Ah well, sort of. We're gonna take a little break but we'll
be back in a while so, don't nobody go no where. How's your head?
George.

How could I have been so careless. One point twenty-one gigawatts.
Tom, how am I gonna generate that kind of power, it can't be done, it
can't. I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had
a blindspot. I could've been killed. It's uh, the other end of town, a
block past Maple. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Now remember,
according to my theory you interfered with with your parent's first
meeting. They don't meet, they don't fall in love, they won't get
married and they wont have kids. That's why your older brother's
disappeared from that photograph. Your sister will follow and unless
you repair the damages, you will be next.

Look at the time, you've got less than 4 minutes, please hurry. Damn.
I'm late for school. I can't believe you loaned me a car, without
telling me it had a blindspot. I could've been killed. Biff, stop it.
Biff, you're breaking his arm. Biff, stop. Oh hey, Biff, hey, guys,
how are you doing?

C'mon, Mom, make it fast, I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop.
Woo, time to change that oil. I know what you're gonna say, son, and
you're right, you're right, But Biff just happens to be my supervisor,
and I'm afraid I'm not very good at confrontations. Thanks. It's cold,
damn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil. Einstein's clock is
exactly one minute behind mine, it's still ticking. On the night I go
back in time, you get- Doc.

Believe me, Marty, you're better off not having to worry about all the
aggravation and headaches of playing at that dance. I said the keys
are in here. Listen, Doc, you know there's something I haven't told
you about the night we made that tape. Wait a minute. Wait a minute,
Doc. Are you telling me that it's 8:25? I swiped it from the old
lady's liquor cabinet.

Go. Go. Its good. Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by
ourselves, Uncle Joey didn't make parole again. I think it would be
nice, if you all dropped him a line. So tell me, future boy, who's
president of the United States in 1985? Mom, is that you?

Over there, on my hope chest. I've never seen purple underwear before,
Calvin. Nothing's coming to my mind. We do now. Jennifer, oh are you a
sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. Listen, woh. Hello, uh excuse
me. Sorry about your barn.

We never would have fallen in love. That's right. Mr. McFly, Mr.
McFly, this just arrived, oh hi Marty. I think it's your new book.
George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a little self
confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you could accomplish
anything. Excuse me.

Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin Pines
Mall. Hey man, look at Marvin's hand. He can't play with his hands
like that, and we can't play without him. Are you sure about this
storm? C'mon, he's not that bad. At least he's letting you borrow the
car tomorrow night. Breakfast.

Doc. Yeah, I think it's a major embarrassment having an uncle in
prison. Lorraine, have you ever, uh, been in a situation where you
know you had to act a certain way but when you got there, you didn't
know if you could go through with it? What? What did I just say?

Let's go. You bet. You too. What? Why am I always the last one to know
about these things.

And he could sleep in my room. He's your brother, Mom. Yeah, but I
never picked a fight in my entire life. Ah. Whoa. Hey Biff, check out
this guy's life preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown.

Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house.
He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, my heart just went
out for him. I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet. I need
fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the car. It's a board with wheels. You
know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week.

This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some scattered clouds. Lows in
the upper forties. What? I don't wanna know your name. I don't wanna
know anything anything about you. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for
sore eyes. Let me look at you. 1955? You're my ma- you're my ma.

It's uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. Bear with me,
Marty, all of your questions will be answered. Roll tape, we'll
proceed. Right. The appropriate question is, weren't the hell are
they. Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler. I sent
him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at
exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine.
Who's are these?

Shut your filthy mouth, I'm not that kind of girl. It's about the
future, isn't it? Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Well, I
figured, what the hell. Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-
entry, it's a little bumpy.

Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you looking at, butt-head? Wow, you must
be rich. Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? I'm
sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug store,
but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by. Marty, I'm sorry, but I'm
afraid you're stuck here. You okay, is everything alright?

Sam, here's the young man you hit with your car out there. He's
alright, thank god. You know what I do in those situations? Biff. And
where's my reports? Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what
have you been doing all day?

Like I always told you, if you put your mind to it you could
accomplish anything. Marty, this may seem a little foreward, but I was
wondering if you would ask me to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance
on Saturday. What's that thing he's on? About 30 years, it's a nice
round number. Good, you could start by sweeping the floor.

Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine that you
invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985. Wait a
minute. Yes, yes, I'm George, George McFly, and I'm your density. I
mean, I'm your destiny. Are you sure about this storm? Sam, quit
fiddling with that thing and come in here and eat your dinner.

That was the day I invented time travel. I remember it vividly. I was
standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet,
I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I
had a revelation, a picture, a picture in my head, a picture of this.
This is what makes time travel possible. The flux capacitor. I'm
telling the truth, Doc, you gotta believe me. Yoo. Doc, is that a de-
Right, George. Well, good luck you guys. Oh, one other thing, if you
guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old,
accidentally sets fire to the living room rug, be easy on him.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a
time machine out of a delorean. You have this thing hooked up to the
car? I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a
blindspot. I could've been killed. I don't wanna see you in here
again. You wanna a Pepsi, pall, you're gonna pay for it.

I don't know, I can't keep up with all of your boyfriends. I just
wanna use the phone. David, watch your mouth. You come here and kiss
your mother before you go, come here. Wow, ah Red, you look great.
Everything looks great. 1:24, I still got time. Oh my god. No, no not
again, c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans. When could weathermen predict the
weather, let alone the future.

Ah, where're my pants? Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking all
over for you. You remember me, the guy who saved your life the other
day. You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will be mayor and I'll be the
most powerful mayor in the history of Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean
up this town. Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine
that you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
You got a permit for that?

I can't play. Looks like a airplane, without wings. Erased from
existence. Alright, okay Jennifer. What if I send in the tape and they
don't like it. I mean, what if they say I'm no good. What if they say,
'Get out of here, kid, you got no future.' I mean, I just don't think
I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm beginning to sound like
my old man. Wait a minute.

Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don't you know that
if you let people walk all over you know, they'll be walking all over
you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna
spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Jennifer, oh are you a
sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. Right check, Doc. So what's
it to you, butthead. You know you've been looking for a, since you're
new here, I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like
a tree, and get out of here. Unfortunately no, it requires something
with a little more kick, plutonium.

Marty, you made it. Listen, woh. Hello, uh excuse me. Sorry about your
barn. Thanks, thanks a lot. Hey. This sounds pretty heavy.

Look, George, I'm telling you George, if you do not ask Lorraine to
that dance, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life. Ah. You'll
find out in thirty years. Hey c'mon, I had to change, you think I'm
going back in that zoot suit? The old man really came through it
worked. You know what I do in those situations?

you guys look great. Mom, you look so thin. Doc, I'm from the future.
I came here in a time machine that you invented. Now, I need your help
to get back to the year 1985. After I fell off my toilet, I drew this.
Are you okay? Well yeah, you know we have two of them.

Right, gimme a Pepsi free. The future, it's where you're going?
Welcome to my latest experiment. It's the one I've been waiting for
all my life. Right. Lou, gimme a milk, chocolate. Lorraine, my density
has popped me to you. Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad
was doing in the middle of the street.

Alright, okay. Alright, there she is, George. Just go in there and
invite her. Look me up when you get there, guess I'll be about 47. I
just wanna use the phone. Ho ho ho, look at it roll. Now we could
watch Jackie Gleason while we eat. You know what I do in those
situations?

Okay, okay you guys, oh ha ha ha very funny. Hey you guys are being
real mature. Check out that four by four. That is hot. Someday,
Jennifer, someday. Wouldn't it be great to take that truck up to the
lake. Throw a couple of sleeping bags in the back. Lie out under the
stars. Marty, I always wear a suit to the office. You alright? Yeah.
Alright, McFly, you're asking for it, and now you're gonna get it.

Maybe you were adopted. No sir, I'm gonna make something out of
myself, I'm going to night school and one day I'm gonna be somebody.
What? Uh? Holy shit.

Hey boy, are you alright? Unroll their fire. Okay. That's good advice,
Marty. You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week.

Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain melting stuff to ourselves, okay?
Huh? Well, I figured, what the hell. He's an absolute dream. Doc,
she's beautiful. She's crazy about me. Look at this, look what she
wrote me, Doc. That says it all. Doc, you're my only hope.

Working. George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a
little self confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you
could accomplish anything. Now Biff, don't con me. Check out that four
by four. That is hot. Someday, Jennifer, someday. Wouldn't it be great
to take that truck up to the lake. Throw a couple of sleeping bags in
the back. Lie out under the stars. Go. Go.

I think we need a rematch. You guys, take him in back and I'll be
right there. Well c'mon, this ain't no peep show. Great good, good,
Lorraine, I had a feeling about you two. Hey, hey, I've seen this one,
I've seen this one. This is a classic, this is where Ralph dresses up
as the man from space. Whoa, whoa, Biff, what's that?

Stop it. No, Biff, you leave her alone. Hey. C'mon, Mom, make it fast,
I'll miss my bus. Hey see you tonight, Pop. Woo, time to change that
oil. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave.

Yeah man, that was good. Let's do another one. Silence Earthling. my
name is Darth Vader. I'm am an extra-terrestrial from the planet
Vulcan. Oh, oh a rematch, why, were you cheating? Alright, okay
listen, keep your pants on, she's over in the cafe. God, how do you do
this? What made you change your mind, George? Who's are these?

Let him go, Biff, you're drunk. Yeah, where does he live? Wow, ah Red,
you look great. Everything looks great. 1:24, I still got time. Oh my
god. No, no not again, c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans. That's Strickland.
Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair? Good morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I
almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called.

No. Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please excuse the
crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to scale or to
paint it. Why thank you, Marty. George. Good morning, sleepyhead, Good
morning, Dave, Lynda Why thank you, Marty. George. Good morning,
sleepyhead, Good morning, Dave, Lynda Thank you. In about thirty
years.

George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a little self
confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you could accomplish
anything. Of course, the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance they're
supposed to go to this, that's where they kiss for the first time.
Right, okay, so right around 9:00 she's gonna get very angry with me.
Hey, hey, I've seen this one, I've seen this one. This is a classic,
this is where Ralph dresses up as the man from space. No.

Something that really cooks. Alright, alright this is an oldie, but
uh, it's an oldie where I come from. Alright guys, let's do some blues
riff in b, watch me for the changes, and uh, try and keep up, okay.
I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you the number. Bye. I
think I know exactly what you mean. So what's it to you, butthead. You
know you've been looking for a, since you're new here, I'm gonna cut
you a break, today. So why don't you make like a tree, and get out of
here. Whoa, whoa, okay.

What's a rerun? Never mind that now, never mind that now. Excuse me.
That's George McFly. Um, well it's a delorean, right?

Ahh. Yeah, I guessed you're a sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear
that life preserver. This is uh, this is heavy duty, Doc, this is
great. Uh, does it run on regular unleaded gasoline? Its good. Oh Mom,
there's nothing wrong with calling a boy.

Oh, you make it sound so easy. I just, I wish I wasn't so scared.
Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your brother. Just as
I thought, this proves my theory, look at your brother. Who's are
these? Marty, that's completely out of the question, you must not
leave this house. you must not see anybody or talk to anybody.
Anything you do could have serious repercussions on future events. Do
you understand? My god, it's my mother. Put your pants back on.

Damn, where is that kid. Damn. Damn damn. You're late, do you have no
concept of time? Remember, fellas, the future is in your hands. If you
believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle
name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress platform means more jobs, better
education, bigger civic improvements, and lower taxes. On election
day, cast your vote for a proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas...
Look, there's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up. Okay Doc, this
is it. Right, okay, so right around 9:00 she's gonna get very angry
with me.

Okay, that's enough. Now stop the microphone. I'm sorry fellas. I'm
afraid you're just too darn loud. Next, please. Where's the next
group, please. He's a very strange young man. 1955? You're my ma-
you're my ma. What do you mean you've seen this, it's brand new. No no
no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate
the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I need.

Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? Now, Biff,
um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for the damage?
Don't worry, I'll take care of the lightning, you take care of your
pop. By the way, what happened today, did he ask her out? I guess you
guys aren't ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it. This
is for all you lovers out there.

It's uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. It's uh, the other
end of town, a block past Maple. A bolt of lightning, unfortunately,
you never know when or where it's ever gonna strike. You can't, uh,
that is, uh, nobody's home. Just finishing up the second coat now.

Now Biff, don't con me. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a
sweet girl. Isn't tonight the night of the big date? Well, what if
they didn't like them, what if they told me I was no good. I guess
that would be pretty hard for somebody to understand. Marty. Marty.
Marty. What did your mother ever see in that kid?

What? What, I don't get what happened. Um, yeah well I might have sort
of ran into my parents. Hey boy, are you alright? Marty. Marty. Marty.

Who is that guy. I know what you're gonna say, son, and you're right,
you're right, But Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm
afraid I'm not very good at confrontations. Marty, you made it. Ah,
where're my pants? Your, your right.

Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. Who's are these? Pa, what is it?
What is it, Pa? He's an absolute dream. I'm writing this down, this is
good stuff.

Can I go now, Mr. Strickland? Right. Hey guys, you gotta get back in
there and finish the dance. It's a board with wheels. Yeah well, I saw
it on a rerun.

Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it's a little bumpy.
Now, Biff, um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for the
damage? You okay, is everything alright? Oh. Marty, don't be such a
square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.

Marty, are you alright? Now, now, Biff, now, I never noticed any
blindspot before when I would drive it. Hi, son. No, Biff, you leave
her alone. George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it takes is a
little self confidence. You know, if you put your mind to it, you
could accomplish anything. There, there, now, just relax. You've been
asleep for almost nine hours now.

I know what you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But
Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very
good at confrontations. Calm down, Marty, I didn't disintegrate
anything. The molecular structure of Einstein and the car are
completely intact. Next, please. I don't worry. this is all wrong. I
don't know what it is but when I kiss you, it's like kissing my
brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense, does it? Hey, hey, Doc,
where are you?

Whoa, they really cleaned this place up, looks brand new. You can't,
uh, that is, uh, nobody's home. Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't
forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin Pines Mall. Now, Biff, um, can I assume
that your insurance is gonna pay for the damage? That's right, twenty
five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future,
looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be
able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.

Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. Yeah,
alright, bye-bye. What? I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm never
gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody. Doc. Doc, wait. No,
bastards.

Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I don't want her to worry about you.
Ahh. Marty, you're beginning to sound just like my mother. Don't say a
word. Uh, well, okay Biff, uh, I'll finish that on up tonight and I'll
bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.

Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
Yeah. I hope you don't mind but George asked if he could take me home.
Yeah but George, Lorraine wants to go with you. Give her a break.
What?

Say that again. Well, you mean, it makes perfect sense. this has gotta
be a dream. No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear
reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity
that I need. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look
at you.

Uh, well, actually, I figured since it wasn't due till Monday- This is
it. This is the answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning is gonna
strike the clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If
we could somehow harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the
flux capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending
you back to the future. Marty, why are you so nervous? Right, I got
it. No, not yet.

That's a big bruise you have there. On the night I go back in time,
you get- Doc. I know, and all I could say is I'm sorry. Well gee, I
don't know. George, aren't you gonna kiss me?

This is uh, this is heavy duty, Doc, this is great. Uh, does it run on
regular unleaded gasoline? What did your mother ever see in that kid?
Time machine, I haven't invented any time machine. Marty you gotta
come back with me. Now that's a risk you'll have to take you're life
depends on it.

Hey McFly, what do you think you're doing. Well that's your name,
isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's written all over your underwear. Oh, I
guess they call you Cal, huh? Um, yeah well I might have sort of ran
into my parents. This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some
scattered clouds. Lows in the upper forties. This sounds pretty heavy.

Mayor Goldie Wilson, I like the sound of that. This sounds pretty
heavy. Bet your ass it works. The car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it,
totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean do you have
any idea how important this was, do you have any clue? Y'know this
time it wasn't my fault. The Doc set all of his clocks twenty-five
minutes slow.

Marty, are you alright? The flux capacitor. Uncle Jailbird Joey? You
guys, take him in back and I'll be right there. Well c'mon, this ain't
no peep show. Silence Earthling. my name is Darth Vader. I'm am an
extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan.

Never mind that now, never mind that now. No, fine, no , good, fine,
good. Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please excuse the
crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to scale or to
paint it. C'mon, open up, let me out of here, Yo. You know, Doc, you
left your equipment on all week.

Well, bring her along. This concerns her too. Yeah man, that was good.
Let's do another one. I think we need a rematch. Yeah, but I never
picked a fight in my entire life. When could weathermen predict the
weather, let alone the future.

Ho ho ho, look at it roll. Now we could watch Jackie Gleason while we
eat. Well yeah, you know we have two of them. Thanks, thanks a lot.
Uh, Lorraine. How did you know I was here? Well, this is a radiation
suit.

About 30 years, it's a nice round number. Scram, McFly. Well, bring
her along. This concerns her too. Yeah, it's in the back. Mom, Dad.

This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some scattered clouds. Lows in
the upper forties. We're gonna take a little break but we'll be back
in a while so, don't nobody go no where. Now, of course not, Biff,
now, I wouldn't want that to happen. That's George McFly. God dammit,
I'm late.

Nothing. Look at the time, you've got less than 4 minutes, please
hurry. Marty, you interacted with anybody else today, besides me? No
no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to
generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I
need. This sounds pretty heavy.

What, what, ma? Just finishing up the second coat now. Oh, thank you,
thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength electrical cable
from the top of the clocktower down to spreading it over the street
between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the vehicle with this
big pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-capacitor. At the
calculated moment, you start off from down the street driving toward
the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per hour. According to the
flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the clocktower sending one
point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-capacitor, sending you back
to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind up the car and release it,
I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set, release. Huhh. I have to
tell you about the future. Yeah okay.

Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of these
damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me take
him in the house. Alright, okay Jennifer. What if I send in the tape
and they don't like it. I mean, what if they say I'm no good. What if
they say, 'Get out of here, kid, you got no future.' I mean, I just
don't think I can take that kind of rejection. Jesus, I'm beginning to
sound like my old man. Good morning, Mom. Let's put him in there.
Look, you gotta listen to me.

whoa, this is it, this is the part coming up, Doc. George, help me,
please. Oh. Which one's your pop? Uh?

Perfect, just perfect. Which one's your pop? This is it. This is the
answer. It says here that a bolt of lightning is gonna strike the
clock tower precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If we could
somehow harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the flux
capacitor, it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you
back to the future. Alright, McFly, you're asking for it, and now
you're gonna get it. Where does he come from?

Not a word, not a word, not a word now. Quiet, uh, donations, you want
me to make a donation to the coast guard youth auxiliary? Just
finishing up the second coat now. Okay. Tab? I can't give you a tab
unless you order something. Damn. I'm late for school.

Ho, you mean you're gonna touch her on her- Um, well it's a delorean,
right? Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let anybody read my stories.
Well, ma, we talked about this, we're not gonna go to the lake, the
car's wrecked. You're George McFly.

Well, they're bigger than me. About how far ahead are you going? Don't
tell me. Uh, you want me to buy a subscription to the Saturday Evening
Post? You're gonna break his arm. Biff, leave him alone. Let him go.
Let him go. I do understand. If I know too much about my own future I
could endanger my own existence, just as you endangered yours.

Listen, I gotta go but I wanted to tell you that it's been
educational. Get out of town, I didn't know you did anything creative.
Ah, let me read some. That's Calvin Klein, oh my god, he's a dream.
Give me a hand, Lorenzo. Ow, dammit, man, I sliced my hand. Why not?

This sounds pretty heavy. Huh? Uh no, not hard at all. So anyway,
George, now Lorraine, she really likes you. She told me to tell you
that she wants you to ask her to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance.
Huh? My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines.

Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a sweet girl. Isn't tonight
the night of the big date? Are you gonna order something, kid? Well,
Biff. It's already mutated into human form, shoot it. Hello.

I'm telling the truth, Doc, you gotta believe me. It's safe now.
Everything's lead lined. Don't you lose those tapes now, we'll need a
record. Wup, wup, I almost forgot my luggage. Who knows if they've got
cotton underwear in the future. I'm allergic to all synthetics. Hello,
hello, anybody home? Think, McFly, think. I gotta have time to recopy
it. Do your realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your
handwriting? I'd get kicked out of school. You wouldn't want that to
happen would you, would you? I hope you don't mind but George asked if
he could take me home. Jesus, you smoke too?

The keys are in the trunk. Alright kid, you stick to your father like
glue and make sure that he takes her to the dance. Oh. Uncle Jailbird
Joey? I will.

The storm. Not a word, not a word, not a word now. Quiet, uh,
donations, you want me to make a donation to the coast guard youth
auxiliary? Doc. What, what is it hot? I guess you guys aren't ready
for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it.

Whoa, whoa, Biff, what's that? How could I have been so careless. One
point twenty-one gigawatts. Tom, how am I gonna generate that kind of
power, it can't be done, it can't. Is she pretty? Are those my clocks
I hear? Okay Doc, this is it.

So what's it to you, butthead. You know you've been looking for a,
since you're new here, I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't
you make like a tree, and get out of here. And Jack Benny is secretary
of the Treasury. George. Right. Oh.

Did you hurt your head? Ohh, no. No, Marty, we've already agreed that
having information about the future could be extremely dangerous. Even
if your intentions are good, they could backfire drastically. Whatever
you've got to tell me I'll find out through the natural course of
time. Pa, what is it? What is it, Pa? This is uh, this is heavy duty,
Doc, this is great. Uh, does it run on regular unleaded gasoline?

Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your brother. Just as
I thought, this proves my theory, look at your brother. You have this
thing hooked up to the car? Hey c'mon, I had to change, you think I'm
going back in that zoot suit? The old man really came through it
worked. Hey c'mon, I had to change, you think I'm going back in that
zoot suit? The old man really came through it worked. Hey Marty, I'm
not your answering service, but you're outside pouting about the car,
Jennifer Parker called you twice.

I noticed you band is on the roster for dance auditions after school
today. Why even bother Mcfly, you haven't got a chance, you're too
much like your own man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the
history of Hill Valley. So tell me, future boy, who's president of the
United States in 1985? Alright, I'm ready. Mom, is that you? Wait a
minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a time
machine out of a delorean.

Working. Children. That's a big bruise you have there. No, Biff, you
leave her alone. Alright, okay. Alright, there she is, George. Just go
in there and invite her.

How about a ride, Mister? Ohh, no. Jesus. oh yeah, all you gotta do is
go over there and ask her. Hey, hey listen guys. Look, I don't wanna
mess with no reefer addicts, okay?

Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. He's a
peeping tom. Dad. Now Biff, don't con me. Oh, pleased to meet you,
Calvin Marty Klein. Do you mind if I sit here? McFly.

But I can't go to the dance, I'll miss my favorite television program,
Science Fiction Theater. That's for messing up my hair. That's right.
The appropriate question is, weren't the hell are they. Einstein has
just become the world's first time traveler. I sent him into the
future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at exactly 1:21
a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine. Oh, no no no, I
never uh, I never let anybody read my stories.

Listen, Doc. Uh no, not hard at all. So anyway, George, now Lorraine,
she really likes you. She told me to tell you that she wants you to
ask her to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance. Oh, I sure like her,
Marty, she is such a sweet girl. Isn't tonight the night of the big
date? Without any sugar. No, bastards.

Yeah I know, If you put your mind to it you could accomplish anything.
I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you the number. Bye. He's a
peeping tom. Dad. Marty, you made it. I swiped it from the old lady's
liquor cabinet.

Don't tell me anything. But you're good, Marty, you're really good.
And this audition tape of your is great, you gotta send it in to the
record company. It's like Doc's always saying. Give me a hand,
Lorenzo. Ow, dammit, man, I sliced my hand. Looks like a airplane,
without wings. No, Doc.

Marty, this may seem a little foreward, but I was wondering if you
would ask me to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance on Saturday. Pa,
what is it? What is it, Pa? Pretty Mediocre photographic fakery, they
cut off your brother's hair. I'm gonna get that son-of-a-bitch. Well,
safe and sound, now, n good old 1955.

Well, safe and sound, now, n good old 1955. Marty, one rejection isn't
the end of the world. The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time
machine into a car why not do it with some style. Besides, the
stainless, steel construction made the flux dispersal- look out.
Nothing. That's right.

Thank god I still got my hair. What on Earth is that thing I'm
wearing? He laid out Biff in one punch. I never knew he had it in him.
He never stood up to Biff in his life. You do? Shit. No, Biff, you
leave her alone.

This sounds pretty heavy. Wow, ah Red, you look great. Everything
looks great. 1:24, I still got time. Oh my god. No, no not again,
c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans. I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm
never gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody. Keys? No no no
no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids,
Marty, something has got to be done about your kids.

About 30 years, it's a nice round number. Right. I don't wanna know
your name. I don't wanna know anything anything about you. My god,
it's my mother. Put your pants back on. Doc, look, all we need is a
little plutonium.

What about George? Go. That was so stupid, Grandpa hit him with the
car. My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn
thing doesn't work at all. What?

Alright, take it up, go. Doc. His head's gone, it's like it's been
erased. Leave her alone, you bastard. What? You too.

Well, safe and sound, now, n good old 1955. Yeah but George, Lorraine
wants to go with you. Give her a break. Hey, hey listen guys. Look, I
don't wanna mess with no reefer addicts, okay? Well maybe you are and
you just don't know it yet. Oh.

Hey I'm talking to you, McFly, you Irish bug. George. George. Alright,
c'mon, I think we're safe. Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen
me in a week. Hey.

Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house.
He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, my heart just went
out for him. There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for
almost nine hours now. What about George? You bet. Wait a minute, Doc.
What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What do
we become assholes or something?

Yeah, it's 8:00. Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan.
And he told me that if I didn't take Lorraine, that he'd melt my
brain. That was so stupid, Grandpa hit him with the car. Uncle
Jailbird Joey? What was it, George, bird watching?

Indeed I will, roll em. I, Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on
an historic journey. What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to
bring some extra plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one
pallet one trip I must be out of my mind. What is it Einy? Oh my god,
they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.
Whoa, wait, Doc. Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I don't want her to
worry about you. That's for messing up my hair. That Biff, what a
character. Always trying to get away with something. Been on top of
Biff ever since high school. Although, if it wasn't for him-

You want it, you know you want it, and you know you want me to give it
to you. Yeah, I guessed you're a sailor, aren't you, that's why you
wear that life preserver. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a
sweet girl. Isn't tonight the night of the big date? Oh yes sir. Of
course not, Biff, now I wouldn't want that to happen. Now, uh, I'll
finish those reports up tonight, and I'll run em them on over first
thing tomorrow, alright?

Listen, woh. Hello, uh excuse me. Sorry about your barn. Doc? Am I to
understand you're still hanging around with Doctor Emmett Brown,
McFly? Tardy slip for you, Miss Parker. And one for you McFly I
believe that makes four in a row. Now let me give you a nickle's worth
of advice, young man. This so called Doctor Brown is dangerous, he's a
real nutcase. You hang around with him you're gonna end up in big
trouble. Where's Einstein, is he with you? Ah. Whoa. Why not?

Well, bring her along. This concerns her too. Jesus, George, it's a
wonder I was ever born. Yeah. Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I
don't want her to worry about you. How about a ride, Mister?

Doc? Am I to understand you're still hanging around with Doctor Emmett
Brown, McFly? Tardy slip for you, Miss Parker. And one for you McFly I
believe that makes four in a row. Now let me give you a nickle's worth
of advice, young man. This so called Doctor Brown is dangerous, he's a
real nutcase. You hang around with him you're gonna end up in big
trouble. Don't pay any attention to him, he's in one of his moods.
Sam, quit fiddling with that thing, come in here to dinner. Now let's
see, you already know Lorraine, this is Milton, this is Sally, that's
Toby, and over there in the playpen is little baby Joey. Brown, Brown,
Brown, Brown, Brown, great, you're alive. Do you know where 1640
Riverside- Uh, Doc. You'll find out.

I still don't understand, how am I supposed to go to the dance with
her, if she's already going to the dance with you. See, there's Biff
out there waxing it right now. Now, Biff, I wanna make sure that we
get two coats of wax this time, not just one. I'm gonna ram him. Are
you sure about this storm? Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain melting
stuff to ourselves, okay?

Oh. Can I go now, Mr. Strickland? Okay. No, Marty, we've already
agreed that having information about the future could be extremely
dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, they could backfire
drastically. Whatever you've got to tell me I'll find out through the
natural course of time. Don't worry, I'll take care of the lightning,
you take care of your pop. By the way, what happened today, did he ask
her out?

I said the keys are in here. I guess you guys aren't ready for that
yet. But your kids are gonna love it. Yeah well, you shouldn't drink.
Who is that guy. McFly.

Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? What? Wait a
minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a time
machine out of a delorean. No. Keys?

Marty, that's completely out of the question, you must not leave this
house. you must not see anybody or talk to anybody. Anything you do
could have serious repercussions on future events. Do you understand?
About how far ahead are you going? Oh, if Paul calls me tell him I'm
working at the boutique late tonight. Yeah I know, If you put your
mind to it you could accomplish anything. George, buddy. remember that
girl I introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you writing?

What was it, George, bird watching? Working. That's a Florence
Nightingale effect. It happens in hospitals when nurses fall in love
with their patients. Go to it, kid. What a nightmare. Weight has
nothing to do with it.

Hey guys, you gotta get back in there and finish the dance. Working.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that you built a
time machine out of a delorean. I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm
never gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody. Wait a minute.

No, bastards. Whoa, wait a minute, Doc, are you telling me that my
mother has got the hots for me? Marty, you interacted with anybody
else today, besides me? Why am I always the last one to know about
these things. Well, uh, listen, uh, I really-

Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought him into the house.
He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy, my heart just went
out for him. Right. Don't tell me. Uh, you want me to buy a
subscription to the Saturday Evening Post? Ah well, sort of. Who is
that guy.

Whoa, wait, Doc. Now, of course not, Biff, now, I wouldn't want that
to happen. Oh, uh, this is my Doc, Uncle, Brown. That's George McFly.
Ahh.

I'll call you tonight. What, I don't get what happened. Ahh. How about
a ride, Mister? Yeah okay.

No, get out of town, my mom thinks I'm going camping with the guys.
Well, Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going up
there with you. And I get this standard lecture about how she never
did that kind of stuff when she was a kid. Now look, I think she was
born a nun. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a sweet girl.
Isn't tonight the night of the big date? I don't like her, Marty. Any
girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble. He's alright. I have
to tell you about the future.

The hell you doing to my car? You'll find out in thirty years. Good
morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called. Flux
capacitor. And he could sleep in my room.

Never mind that now, never mind that now. Huh? What's the meaning of
this. Hey not too early I sleep in Sunday's, hey McFly, you're shoe's
untied, don't be so gullible, McFly. Of course, from a group of Libyan
Nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their
plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny bomb case full of used pinball
machine parts.

You don't understand. What, I don't get what happened. No no no this
sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one
point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity- Look, there's a rhythmic
ceremonial ritual coming up. I said the keys are in here.

Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks. They're
late. My experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes
slow. I'm gonna get that son-of-a-bitch. Uh, plutonium, wait a minute,
are you telling me that this sucker's nuclear? No no. Lorraine,
Lorraine, what are you doing?

Um, yeah, I'm on my way. Whoa, they really cleaned this place up,
looks brand new. I'm really gonna miss you. Doc, about the future- I
over slept, look I need your help. I have to ask Lorraine out but I
don't know how to do it. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't know
how to do it. Remember, fellas, the future is in your hands. If you
believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle
name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress platform means more jobs, better
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day, cast your vote for a proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas...

Can't be. This is nuts. Aw, c'mon. The only way we're gonna get those
two to successfully meet is if they're alone together. So you've got
to get your father and mother to interact at some sort of social- Stop
it. You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week. No.

What do you mean you've seen this, it's brand new. Alright, let's set
your destination time. This is the exact time you left. I'm gonna send
you back at exactly the same time. It's be like you never left. Now, I
painted a white line on the street way over there, that's where you
start from. I've calculated the distance and wind resistance fresh to
active from the moment the lightning strikes, at exactly 7 minutes and
22 seconds. When this alarm goes off you hit the gas. The car, Dad, I
mean He wrecked it, totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad,
I mean do you have any idea how important this was, do you have any
clue? Lorraine, are you up there? I'd like you to meet my good friend
George McFly.

Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. Shit. What the hell is a
gigawatt? This Saturday night, mostly clear, with some scattered
clouds. Lows in the upper forties. Kids, we're gonna have to eat this
cake by ourselves, Uncle Joey didn't make parole again. I think it
would be nice, if you all dropped him a line.

I got enough practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy.
Well that's your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's written all over
your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh? Uh no, not hard at
all. So anyway, George, now Lorraine, she really likes you. She told
me to tell you that she wants you to ask her to the Enchantment Under
The Sea Dance. Well yeah, you know we have two of them. Now, now,
Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would drive it.
Hi, son.

Well, they're your parents, you must know them. What are their common
interests, what do they like to do together? Right about here. Excuse
me. Precisely. Not a word, not a word, not a word now. Quiet, uh,
donations, you want me to make a donation to the coast guard youth
auxiliary?

This is for all you lovers out there. Yeah, I think maybe you do. Oh,
what I meant to day was- I know, and all I could say is I'm sorry.
Calvin.

That's Strickland. Jesus, didn't that guy ever have hair? What were
you doing in the middle of the street, a kid your age. What, well you
mean like a date? Who the hell is John F. Kennedy? Yeah, who are you?

Yet. On the night I go back in time, you get- Doc. Hi, it's really a
pleasure to meet you. Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella,
another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out
here, help me take him in the house. My god, do you know what this
means? It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all.

Here you go, lady. There's a quarter. There's that word again, heavy.
Why are things so heavy in the future. Is there a problem with the
Earth's gravitational pull? Uh, stories, science fiction stories,
about visitors coming down to Earth from another planet. Wait a
minute, wait a minute. 1:15 in the morning? Whoa, this is heavy.

Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you looking at, butt-head? Marty, are you
alright? Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you looking at, butt-head? Do
you mind if we park for a while? I'd like you to meet my good friend
George McFly.

Aw yeah, everything is great. I think I know exactly what you mean.
Radiation suit, of course, cause all of the fall out from the atomic
wars. This is truly amazing, a portable television studio. No wonder
your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television.
No, Biff, you leave her alone. I need fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in
the car.

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something. Whoa, wait,
Doc. Bear with me, Marty, all of your questions will be answered. Roll
tape, we'll proceed. I'll get it back to you, alright? Please note
that Einstein's clock is in complete synchronization with my control
watch.

Hey Dad, George, hey, you on the bike. Whoa, whoa, okay. I'd like you
to meet my good friend George McFly. Yeah, you got my homework
finished, McFly? Well yeah, you know we have two of them.

Alright, take it up, go. Doc. Hey, Doc? Doc. Hello, anybody home?
Einstein, come here, boy. What's going on? Wha- aw, god. Aw, Jesus.
Whoa, rock and roll. Yo I'm gonna be at the dance. Thank god I found
you. Listen, can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've
made a major breakthrough, I'll need your assistance. Lorenzo,
where're you keys?

There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for almost nine
hours now. Now that's a risk you'll have to take you're life depends
on it. Right check, Doc. Something that really cooks. Alright, alright
this is an oldie, but uh, it's an oldie where I come from. Alright
guys, let's do some blues riff in b, watch me for the changes, and uh,
try and keep up, okay. How's your head?

Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking all over for you. You
remember me, the guy who saved your life the other day. It's already
mutated into human form, shoot it. Marty, don't be such a square.
Everybody who's anybody drinks. That ain't no airplane, look. Ah,
where're my pants?

Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Now Biff, don't con me. I don't
wanna see you in here again. Now that's a risk you'll have to take
you're life depends on it. Hello, hello, anybody home? Think, McFly,
think. I gotta have time to recopy it. Do your realize what would
happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting? I'd get kicked
out of school. You wouldn't want that to happen would you, would you?

Are you okay? he's an idiot, comes from upbringing, parents were
probably idiots too. Lorraine, if you ever have a kid like that, I'll
disown you. You guys, take him in back and I'll be right there. Well
c'mon, this ain't no peep show. Yeah man, that was good. Let's do
another one. Well, I figured, what the hell.

That's him. Good, you could start by sweeping the floor. Silence
Earthling. my name is Darth Vader. I'm am an extra-terrestrial from
the planet Vulcan. I'm really gonna miss you. Doc, about the future-
Welcome to my latest experiment. It's the one I've been waiting for
all my life.

Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been doing
all day? He's alright. Well, safe and sound, now, n good old 1955.
Erased from existence. Uh, Lorraine. How did you know I was here?

She's just trying to keep you respectable. Don't tell me anything.
Weight has nothing to do with it. We're gonna take a little break but
we'll be back in a while so, don't nobody go no where. Doc.

Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of these
damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me take
him in the house. Great good, good, Lorraine, I had a feeling about
you two. Crazy drunk drivers. It was meant to be. Anyway, if Grandpa
hadn't hit him, then none of you would have been born. I don't like
her, Marty. Any girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble.

You know Marty, you look so familiar, do I know your mother? Oh hey,
Biff, hey, guys, how are you doing? Yeah well, you shouldn't drink.
Stand tall, boy, have some respect for yourself. Don't you know that
if you let people walk all over you know, they'll be walking all over
you for the rest of your life? Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna
spend the rest of my life in this slop house? Listen, Doc.

Oh. I'm gonna get that son-of-a-bitch. Oh, great scott. You get the
cable, I'll throw the rope down to you. Yet. Good. Have a good trip
Einstein, watch your head.

I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a
blindspot. I could've been killed. Oh no, don't touch that. That's
some new specialized weather sensing equipment. Hey c'mon, I had to
change, you think I'm going back in that zoot suit? The old man really
came through it worked. Well, uh, listen, uh, I really- Where does he
come from?

Well, this is a radiation suit. Hey Dad, George, hey, you on the bike.
Biff. I had a horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was
terrible. Thanks.

Precisely. Well, ma, we talked about this, we're not gonna go to the
lake, the car's wrecked. Hey beat it, spook, this don't concern you.
I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug
store, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by. Marty, I'm sorry,
but I'm afraid you're stuck here. Uh Doc, uh no. No, don't be silly.

I'm sure that in 1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug
store, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by. Marty, I'm sorry,
but I'm afraid you're stuck here. Great Scott. Let me see that
photograph again of your brother. Just as I thought, this proves my
theory, look at your brother. Yes, definitely, god-dammit George,
swear. Okay, so now, you come up, you punch me in the stomach, I'm out
for the count, right? And you and Lorraine live happily ever after. A
block passed Maple, that's John F. Kennedy Drive. Ohh, no.

I'm gonna be at the dance. Ahh. this has gotta be a dream. Yeah. I
know, and all I could say is I'm sorry.

Oh. Oh, uh, hey you, get your damn hands off her. Do you really think
I oughta swear? There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for
almost nine hours now. Holy shit. Thank you, don't forget to take a
flyer.

And Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury. Precisely. Well gee, I
don't know. McFly. Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin?

Who are you? Thank god I found you. Listen, can you meet me at Twin
Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I've made a major breakthrough, I'll need
your assistance. You cost three-hundred buck damage to my car, you
son-of-a-bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass. Hold him. And
he could sleep in my room. What did I just say?

I had a horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was
terrible. Good, there's somebody I'd like you to meet. Lorraine. What,
what? Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it's a little
bumpy. Perfect, just perfect.

No, get out of town, my mom thinks I'm going camping with the guys.
Well, Jennifer, my mother would freak out if she knew I was going up
there with you. And I get this standard lecture about how she never
did that kind of stuff when she was a kid. Now look, I think she was
born a nun. Well, you mean, it makes perfect sense. Are those my
clocks I hear? Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your
brother. Just as I thought, this proves my theory, look at your
brother. We're gonna take a little break but we'll be back in a while
so, don't nobody go no where.

No, not yet. Great Scott. Let me see that photograph again of your
brother. Just as I thought, this proves my theory, look at your
brother. Yeah well, you shouldn't drink. You're gonna break his arm.
Biff, leave him alone. Let him go. Let him go. George, there's nothing
to be scared of. All it takes is a little self confidence. You know,
if you put your mind to it, you could accomplish anything.

You extol me with a lot of confidence, Doc. That's a big bruise you
have there. Leave me alone. Yeah well, you shouldn't drink. Yeah but
George, Lorraine wants to go with you. Give her a break.

He's alright. Marty, I always wear a suit to the office. You alright?
Oh, yeah, yeah. That Biff, what a character. Always trying to get away
with something. Been on top of Biff ever since high school. Although,
if it wasn't for him- Look, there's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual
coming up.

Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Breakfast. What kind of date? I
don't know, what do kids do in the fifties? A block passed Maple,
that's John F. Kennedy Drive. You have this thing hooked up to the
car?

Uncle Jailbird Joey? You know Marty, you look so familiar, do I know
your mother? Hey beat it, spook, this don't concern you. Yeah, I'll
keep that in mind. Well that's your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's
written all over your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh?

It's a board with wheels. What, what? Just turn around, McFly, and
walk away. Are you deaf, McFly? Close the door and beat it. It's a
board with wheels. The appropriate question is, weren't the hell are
they. Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler. I sent
him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at
exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine.

I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm never gonna get a chance to play
in front of anybody. Doc, look, all we need is a little plutonium.
Marty, you didn't fall asleep, did you? I guarantee it. Right.

No sir, I'm gonna make something out of myself, I'm going to night
school and one day I'm gonna be somebody. Are you sure about this
storm? Nothing's coming to my mind. Maybe you were adopted. You know,
Doc, you left your equipment on all week.

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something. Alright, okay
Jennifer. What if I send in the tape and they don't like it. I mean,
what if they say I'm no good. What if they say, 'Get out of here, kid,
you got no future.' I mean, I just don't think I can take that kind of
rejection. Jesus, I'm beginning to sound like my old man. Right.
Listen, I gotta go but I wanted to tell you that it's been
educational. Yeah.

Listen, Doc. Doc, look, all we need is a little plutonium. I need
fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the car. I'm gonna ram him. What were
you doing in the middle of the street, a kid your age.

Okay Doc, this is it. Ah. Well, it will just happen. Like the way I
met your father. Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. Let's get him.

Well, because George, nice girls get angry when guys take advantage of
them. Well gee, I don't know. He's a very strange young man. What,
what, ma? Don't pay any attention to him, he's in one of his moods.
Sam, quit fiddling with that thing, come in here to dinner. Now let's
see, you already know Lorraine, this is Milton, this is Sally, that's
Toby, and over there in the playpen is little baby Joey.

Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something. Without any
sugar. Let's put him in there. Yeah, exactly. Don't tell me. Uh, you
want me to buy a subscription to the Saturday Evening Post?

Are you sure about this storm? This is it. This is the answer. It says
here that a bolt of lightning is gonna strike the clock tower
precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If we could somehow
harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the flux capacitor, it
just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the
future. Mr. McFly, Mr. McFly, this just arrived, oh hi Marty. I think
it's your new book. Yes, yes, I'm George, George McFly, and I'm your
density. I mean, I'm your destiny. Good morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I
almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called.

I'll get it back to you, alright? C'mon, c'mon. Oh honey, he's teasing
you, nobody has two television sets. Now that's a risk you'll have to
take you're life depends on it. Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown,
great, you're alive. Do you know where 1640 Riverside-

Oh, you mean how you're supposed to act on a first date. whoa, this is
it, this is the part coming up, Doc. No, no, George, look, it's just
an act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're strolling through the parking lot,
you see us struggling in the car, you walk up, you open the door and
you say, your line, George. Yes, definitely, god-dammit George, swear.
Okay, so now, you come up, you punch me in the stomach, I'm out for
the count, right? And you and Lorraine live happily ever after. The
car, Dad, I mean He wrecked it, totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow
night, Dad, I mean do you have any idea how important this was, do you
have any clue?

The future, it's where you're going? No. Oh. Okay, that's enough. Now
stop the microphone. I'm sorry fellas. I'm afraid you're just too darn
loud. Next, please. Where's the next group, please. Marty, one
rejection isn't the end of the world.

Hello, Jennifer. No, Doc. Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let
anybody read my stories. You want it, you know you want it, and you
know you want me to give it to you. Yeah, yeah what are you wearing,
Dave.

Okay, alright, Saturday is good, Saturday's good, I could spend a week
in 1955. I could hang out, you could show me around. Hey Biff, check
out this guy's life preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown. Good.
Have a good trip Einstein, watch your head. I still don't understand,
how am I supposed to go to the dance with her, if she's already going
to the dance with you. Marty, you seem so nervous, is something wrong?

Wow, you must be rich. Right. After I fell off my toilet, I drew this.
In that case, I'll tell you strait out. Quiet down, I'm sure the car
is fine.

Lynda, first of all, I'm not your answering service. Second of all,
somebody named Greg or Craig called you just a little while ago.
Indeed I will, roll em. I, Doctor Emmett Brown, am about to embark on
an historic journey. What have I been thinking of, I almost forgot to
bring some extra plutonium. How did I ever expect to get back, one
pallet one trip I must be out of my mind. What is it Einy? Oh my god,
they found me, I don't know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty.
What did you say? Okay, alright, I'll prove it to you. Look at my
driver's license, expires 1987. Look at my birthday, for crying out
load I haven't even been born yet. And, look at this picture, my
brother, my sister, and me. Look at the sweatshirt, Doc, class of
1984. Precisely.

Shape up, man. You're a slacker. You wanna be a slacker for the rest
of your life? Good morning, Mom. Oh, Marty, I almost forgot, Jennifer
Parker called. Save the clock tower, save the clock tower. Mayor
Wilson is sponsoring an initiative to replace that clock. Thirty years
ago, lightning struck that clock tower and the clock hasn't run since.
We at the Hill Valley Preservation Society think it should be
preserved exactly the way it is as part of our history and heritage.
No. Go. Go.

Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks. Oh, I
sure like her, Marty, she is such a sweet girl. Isn't tonight the
night of the big date? I do understand. If I know too much about my
own future I could endanger my own existence, just as you endangered
yours. On the night I go back in time, you get- Doc. Yeah, I think
it's a major embarrassment having an uncle in prison.

Just say anything, George, say what ever's natural, the first thing
that comes to your mind. You broke it. Wow, look at him go. Nah, I
just don't think I'm cut out for music. Oh. Uh, well, I haven't
finished those up yet, but you know I figured since they weren't due
till-

That's right, he's gonna be mayor. Oh, great scott. You get the cable,
I'll throw the rope down to you. I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.
Doc. That Biff, what a character. Always trying to get away with
something. Been on top of Biff ever since high school. Although, if it
wasn't for him-

She's just trying to keep you respectable. Right check, Doc. Ah well,
sort of. I hope you don't mind but George asked if he could take me
home. On the night I go back in time, you get- Doc.

Uncle Jailbird Joey? I think I know exactly what you mean. Wrecked?
Say, why do you let those boys push you around like that? Hey guys,
you gotta get back in there and finish the dance.

Yoo. C'mon, c'mon let's go. I need fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the
car. Stop it. You have this thing hooked up to the car?

Yeah, but I never picked a fight in my entire life. No no no this
sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the one
point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity- You too. Breakfast.
Because, you might regret it later in life.

Aw yeah, everything is great. Over there, on my hope chest. I've never
seen purple underwear before, Calvin. Great good, good, Lorraine, I
had a feeling about you two. Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in
a time machine that you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to
the year 1985. Get out of town, I didn't know you did anything
creative. Ah, let me read some.

See, there's Biff out there waxing it right now. Now, Biff, I wanna
make sure that we get two coats of wax this time, not just one. That's
for messing up my hair. It's about the future, isn't it? And he could
sleep in my room. Hey George, buddy, hey, I've been looking all over
for you. You remember me, the guy who saved your life the other day.

Well, this is a radiation suit. Yeah, it's 8:00. Weight has nothing to
do with it. Yeah well look, Marvin, Marvin, you gotta play. See that's
where they kiss for the first time on the dance floor. And if there's
no music, they can't dance, and if they can't dance, they can't kiss,
and if they can't kiss, they can't fall in love and I'm history. Damn.
I'm late for school.

What's a rerun? They're late. My experiment worked. They're all
exactly twenty-five minutes slow. Jesus. He's an absolute dream. Give
me a hand, Lorenzo. Ow, dammit, man, I sliced my hand.

Good evening, I'm Doctor Emmet Brown, I'm standing here on the parking
lot of- What, I don't get what happened. Yeah, but I never picked a
fight in my entire life. Einstein, hey Einstein, where's the Doc, boy,
huh? Doc Well, this is a radiation suit.

Watch it, Goldie. What the hell is a gigawatt? Oh, thank you, thank
you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength electrical cable from
the top of the clocktower down to spreading it over the street between
two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the vehicle with this big
pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-capacitor. At the
calculated moment, you start off from down the street driving toward
the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per hour. According to the
flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the clocktower sending one
point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-capacitor, sending you back
to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind up the car and release it,
I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set, release. Huhh. Jennifer.
Well that's your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein. it's written all over
your underwear. Oh, I guess they call you Cal, huh?

That's true, Marty, I think you should spend the night. I think you're
our responsibility. Hello, hello, anybody home? Think, McFly, think. I
gotta have time to get them re-typed. Do you realize what would happen
if I hand in my reports in your handwriting. I'll get fired. You
wouldn't want that to happen would you? Would you? Alright, let's set
your destination time. This is the exact time you left. I'm gonna send
you back at exactly the same time. It's be like you never left. Now, I
painted a white line on the street way over there, that's where you
start from. I've calculated the distance and wind resistance fresh to
active from the moment the lightning strikes, at exactly 7 minutes and
22 seconds. When this alarm goes off you hit the gas. Damn. I'm late
for school. It's already mutated into human form, shoot it.

What's going on? Where have you been all week? Because, you might
regret it later in life. Yet. And he could sleep in my room. Alright
kid, you stick to your father like glue and make sure that he takes
her to the dance.

Back to the future. Hey, not too early I sleep in on Saturday. Oh,
McFly, your shoe's untied. Don't be so gullible, McFly. You got the
place fixed up nice, McFly. I have you're car towed all the way to
your house and all you've got for me is light beer. What are you
looking at, butthead. Say hi to your mom for me. I'm too loud. I can't
believe it. I'm never gonna get a chance to play in front of anybody.
The flux capacitor. Ho ho ho, look at it roll. Now we could watch
Jackie Gleason while we eat.

The future, it's where you're going? Okay, alright, Saturday is good,
Saturday's good, I could spend a week in 1955. I could hang out, you
could show me around. You cost three-hundred buck damage to my car,
you son-of-a-bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass. Hold him.
Who are you calling spook, pecker-wood. I'm gonna get that son-of-a-
bitch.

you guys look great. Mom, you look so thin. Mayor Goldie Wilson, I
like the sound of that. Yeah, it's in the back. Wrecked? When did this
happen and- You know, Doc, you left your equipment on all week.

Nah, I just don't think I'm cut out for music. The flux capacitor.
Doc. I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you the number. Bye.
What Lorraine, what?

Hey, Doc, we better back up, we don't have enough roads to get up to
88. Marty, that was very interesting music. Of course I do. Just a
second, let's see if I could find it. I swiped it from the old lady's
liquor cabinet. George McFly? Oh, he's kinda cute and all, but, well,
I think a man should be strong, so he could stand up for himself, and
protect the woman he loves. Don't you?

No, no, George, look, it's just an act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're
strolling through the parking lot, you see us struggling in the car,
you walk up, you open the door and you say, your line, George. Ahh. On
the night I go back in time, you get- Doc. Go. It's uh, the other end
of town, a block past Maple.

Yeah, yeah what are you wearing, Dave. Stand tall, boy, have some
respect for yourself. Don't you know that if you let people walk all
over you know, they'll be walking all over you for the rest of your
life? Listen to me, do you think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
in this slop house? Well, they're your parents, you must know them.
What are their common interests, what do they like to do together? You
do? George: you ever think of running for class president?

Actually, people call me Marty. That's right, he's gonna be mayor.
Doc, she didn't even look at him. Marty, don't be such a square.
Everybody who's anybody drinks. Something wrong with the starter, so I
hid it.

You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will be mayor and I'll be the most
powerful mayor in the history of Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up
this town. Stop it. Anyway, Grandpa hit him with the car and brought
him into the house. He seemed so helpless, like a little lost puppy,
my heart just went out for him. Yeah, but I never picked a fight in my
entire life. That's good advice, Marty.

Children. Ronald Reagon. We never would have fallen in love. Scram,
McFly. No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear
reaction to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of
electricity-

I'd like you to meet my good friend George McFly. So what's it to you,
butthead. You know you've been looking for a, since you're new here,
I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a tree,
and get out of here. That's right, twenty five years into the future.
I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years,
seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the
next twenty-five world series. I swiped it from the old lady's liquor
cabinet. Hey, George, buddy, you weren't at school, what have you been
doing all day?

It's uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. About 30 years,
it's a nice round number. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? Mom,
Dad. Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine that you
invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.

No, it was The Enchantment Under The Sea Dance. Our first date. It was
the night of that terrible thunderstorm, remember George? Your father
kissed me for the very first time on that dance floor. It was then I
realized I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. Um, yeah,
I'm on my way. Well, because George, nice girls get angry when guys
take advantage of them. How about a ride, Mister? This Saturday night,
mostly clear, with some scattered clouds. Lows in the upper forties.

Oh, hi , Marty. I didn't hear you come in. Fascinating device, this
video unit. No, fine, no , good, fine, good. On the night I go back in
time, you get- Doc. You're George McFly. The car, Dad, I mean He
wrecked it, totaled it. I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad, I mean
do you have any idea how important this was, do you have any clue?

I'm too loud. I can't believe it. I'm never gonna get a chance to play
in front of anybody. That's right, he's gonna be mayor. Good morning.
Here you go, lady. There's a quarter. Alright, okay. Alright, there
she is, George. Just go in there and invite her.

Well, they're your parents, you must know them. What are their common
interests, what do they like to do together? Jennifer, oh are you a
sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. I don't know, Doc, I guess
she felt sorry for him cause her did hit him with the car, hit me with
the car. I swiped it from the old lady's liquor cabinet. C'mon.

We never would have fallen in love. Thanks a lot, kid. Ahh. Can't be.
This is nuts. Aw, c'mon. Hi, it's really a pleasure to meet you.

Ah, honey, your first novel. Oh. Yeah Mom, we know, you've told us
this story a million times. You felt sorry for him so you decided to
go with him to The Fish Under The Sea Dance. Yeah, but I never picked
a fight in my entire life. Keys?

Marty, why are you so nervous? Listen, this is very important, I
forgot my video camera, could you stop by my place and pick it up on
your way to the mall? Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc? Marty,
one rejection isn't the end of the world. Good morning, Mom. Oh,
Marty, I almost forgot, Jennifer Parker called.

Okay Doc, this is it. Oh. Of course, from a group of Libyan
Nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their
plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny bomb case full of used pinball
machine parts. So tell me, Marty, how long have you been in port? Ahh.

Look me up when you get there, guess I'll be about 47. Marty, you're
beginning to sound just like my mother. Kids, we're gonna have to eat
this cake by ourselves, Uncle Joey didn't make parole again. I think
it would be nice, if you all dropped him a line. I had a horrible
nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it was terrible. Yeah well,
you shouldn't drink.

Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay? Doc, she
didn't even look at him. What? Of course, the Enchantment Under The
Sea Dance they're supposed to go to this, that's where they kiss for
the first time. Whoa, they really cleaned this place up, looks brand
new.

No. Now, Biff, um, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for
the damage? Yeah, I think it's a major embarrassment having an uncle
in prison. Okay. Yoo.

You can't, uh, that is, uh, nobody's home. Well, because George, nice
girls get angry when guys take advantage of them. Look, there's a
rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up. Yoo. Wrecked? When did this
happen and-

Doc, Doc. Oh, no. You're alive. Bullet proof vest, how did you know, I
never got a chance to tell you. About all that talk about screwing up
future events, the space time continuum. That's right, twenty five
years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future,
looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be
able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series. Welcome to my
latest experiment. It's the one I've been waiting for all my life. Who
are you? A colored mayor, that'll be the day.

Yeah but George, Lorraine wants to go with you. Give her a break. Of
course, from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted me to build
them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave them a shiny
bomb case full of used pinball machine parts. Listen, woh. Hello, uh
excuse me. Sorry about your barn. Over there, on my hope chest. I've
never seen purple underwear before, Calvin. Anyway, Grandpa hit him
with the car and brought him into the house. He seemed so helpless,
like a little lost puppy, my heart just went out for him.

Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad was doing in the middle
of the street. Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I don't want her to
worry about you. They're late. My experiment worked. They're all
exactly twenty-five minutes slow. Yeah, you got my homework finished,
McFly? Marty, why are you so nervous?

Well, she's not doing a very good job. Ronald Reagon, the actor? Then
who's vice president, Jerry Lewis? I suppose Jane Wymann is the first
lady. Oh, uh, this is my Doc, Uncle, Brown. But I can't go to the
dance, I'll miss my favorite television program, Science Fiction
Theater. No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn out fine.
It's your kids, Marty, something has got to be done about your kids.

I can't believe you loaned me a car, without telling me it had a
blindspot. I could've been killed. Something that really cooks.
Alright, alright this is an oldie, but uh, it's an oldie where I come
from. Alright guys, let's do some blues riff in b, watch me for the
changes, and uh, try and keep up, okay. Where's Einstein, is he with
you? Where does he come from? Over there, on my hope chest. I've never
seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

No, no, George, look, it's just an act, right? Okay, so 9:00 you're
strolling through the parking lot, you see us struggling in the car,
you walk up, you open the door and you say, your line, George. Is she
pretty? C'mon. I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was
your age I never chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car
with a boy. Hey man, the dance is over. Unless you know someone else
who could play the guitar.

Of course I do. Just a second, let's see if I could find it. Marty,
don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks. Okay. C'mon,
open up, let me out of here, Yo. Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch
that re-entry, it's a little bumpy.

I'm really gonna miss you. Doc, about the future- Remember, fellas,
the future is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect
Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's
progress platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic
improvements, and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a
proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas... Who are you? Oh, just a
little weather experiment. Are you sure about this storm?

Don't tell me. Uh, you want me to buy a subscription to the Saturday
Evening Post? Don't worry. As long as you hit that wire with the
connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instance the
lightning strikes the tower, everything will be fine. I got enough
practical jokes for one evening. Good night, future boy. Yeah Mom, we
know, you've told us this story a million times. You felt sorry for
him so you decided to go with him to The Fish Under The Sea Dance. Its
good.

It's information about the future isn't it. I warned you about this
kid. The consequences could be disastrous. Are you okay? Hey, hey,
Doc, where are you? No, why, what's a matter? Right, gimme a Pepsi
free.

Shit. Stop it. Please, Marty, don't tell me, no man should know too
much about their own destiny. I guess you guys aren't ready for that
yet. But your kids are gonna love it. Marty, you interacted with
anybody else today, besides me?

Good, I'll see you tonight. Don't forget, now, 1:15 a.m., Twin Pines
Mall. What the hell is this? Hello. Uh, you mean nobody's asked you?
Whoa, whoa, kid, kid, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Good morning. Excuse me. George McFly? Oh, he's kinda cute and all,
but, well, I think a man should be strong, so he could stand up for
himself, and protect the woman he loves. Don't you? Keys? This is for
all you lovers out there.

Okay. Of course I do. Just a second, let's see if I could find it.
It's my dad. Let him go, Biff, you're drunk. Let's put him in there.

Breakfast. George. Well, they're bigger than me. It was meant to be.
Anyway, if Grandpa hadn't hit him, then none of you would have been
born. Who?

Marty, don't go this way. Strickland's looking for you. If you're
caught it'll be four tardies in a row. You wanna a Pepsi, pall, you're
gonna pay for it. What was it, George, bird watching? What was it,
George, bird watching? No, Marty, we've already agreed that having
information about the future could be extremely dangerous. Even if
your intentions are good, they could backfire drastically. Whatever
you've got to tell me I'll find out through the natural course of
time.

What? What's the meaning of this. Hey boy, are you alright? Okay,
alright, Saturday is good, Saturday's good, I could spend a week in
1955. I could hang out, you could show me around. Hey, not too early I
sleep in on Saturday. Oh, McFly, your shoe's untied. Don't be so
gullible, McFly. You got the place fixed up nice, McFly. I have you're
car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is light
beer. What are you looking at, butthead. Say hi to your mom for me.

Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here. Well it's
gonna cost you. How much money you got on you? Save the clock tower,
save the clock tower. Mayor Wilson is sponsoring an initiative to
replace that clock. Thirty years ago, lightning struck that clock
tower and the clock hasn't run since. We at the Hill Valley
Preservation Society think it should be preserved exactly the way it
is as part of our history and heritage. Yeah, I think maybe you do.
Doc. Scram, McFly.

Oh. No, bastards. You want it, you know you want it, and you know you
want me to give it to you. Why is she gonna get angry with you? I
still don't understand, how am I supposed to go to the dance with her,
if she's already going to the dance with you.

Oh, then I wanna give her a call, I don't want her to worry about you.
Listen, woh. Hello, uh excuse me. Sorry about your barn. Look, I'm
just not ready to ask Lorraine out to the dance, and not you, nor
anybody else on this planet is gonna make me change my mind. Hey wait,
wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of these damn kids
jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me take him in the
house. Well just gimme something without any sugar in it, okay?

Oh, hi , Marty. I didn't hear you come in. Fascinating device, this
video unit. Just say anything, George, say what ever's natural, the
first thing that comes to your mind. Remember, fellas, the future is
in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas,
progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's progress platform
means more jobs, better education, bigger civic improvements, and
lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a proven leader, re-
elect Mayor Red Thomas... Yeah, well, I still don't understand what
Dad was doing in the middle of the street. What did you say?

I'd like you to meet my good friend George McFly. Damn, where is that
kid. Damn. Damn damn. You're late, do you have no concept of time? One
point twenty-one gigawatts. One point twenty-one gigawatts. Great
Scott. McFly. What?

Mr. McFly, Mr. McFly, this just arrived, oh hi Marty. I think it's
your new book. Thanks. My god, do you know what this means? It means
that this damn thing doesn't work at all. Don't worry. As long as you
hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour,
the instance the lightning strikes the tower, everything will be fine.
Wow, ah Red, you look great. Everything looks great. 1:24, I still got
time. Oh my god. No, no not again, c'mon, c'mon. Hey. Libyans.

Children. Looks like a airplane, without wings. I think you got the
wrong car, McFly. Please note that Einstein's clock is in complete
synchronization with my control watch. Yeah, I guessed you're a
sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that life preserver.

I'll get it back to you, alright? Good, you could start by sweeping
the floor. Of course, from a group of Libyan Nationalists. They wanted
me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn gave
them a shiny bomb case full of used pinball machine parts. Hey Marty,
I'm not your answering service, but you're outside pouting about the
car, Jennifer Parker called you twice. It's cold, damn cold. Ha, ha,
ha, Einstein, you little devil. Einstein's clock is exactly one minute
behind mine, it's still ticking.

Well yeah, you know we have two of them. He's a very strange young
man. I followed you. Damn, where is that kid. Damn. Damn damn. You're
late, do you have no concept of time? Oh, just a little weather
experiment.

Of course, the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance they're supposed to go
to this, that's where they kiss for the first time. Hey you, get your
damn hands off, oh. Okay. What? Doc.

Hey, McFly, I thought I told you never to come in here. Well it's
gonna cost you. How much money you got on you? Whoa, this is heavy. I
over slept, look I need your help. I have to ask Lorraine out but I
don't know how to do it. I have to ask Lorraine out but I don't know
how to do it. I don't worry. this is all wrong. I don't know what it
is but when I kiss you, it's like kissing my brother. I guess that
doesn't make any sense, does it? Get your meat hooks off of me.

Oh, just a little weather experiment. Which one's your pop? Alright,
okay listen, keep your pants on, she's over in the cafe. God, how do
you do this? What made you change your mind, George? Y'know this time
it wasn't my fault. The Doc set all of his clocks twenty-five minutes
slow. No no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction
to generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I
need.

I have a feeling too. Doc. Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes.
Let me look at you. He's alright. Ahh. Ahh.

Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick,
plutonium. Where were we. Just turn around, McFly, and walk away. Are
you deaf, McFly? Close the door and beat it. Hello. Jesus, George,
it's a wonder I was ever born.

Uh, coast guard. Calvin, why do you keep calling me Calvin? My name's
Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. Where were we. Just say anything, George,
say what ever's natural, the first thing that comes to your mind.

Okay. Uh, well, I gotta go. Why is she gonna get angry with you? Yeah,
it's in the back. Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

Oh, oh Marty, here's your keys. You're all waxed up, ready for
tonight. Science Fiction Theater. You cost three-hundred buck damage
to my car, you son-of-a-bitch. And I'm gonna take it out of your ass.
Hold him. Doc. No, Doc.

Say that again. Perfect, just perfect. Alright, we're the pinheads. No
no no this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to
generate the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I
need. Uh, Doc.

Right. Hey kid, what you do, jump ship? Um, yeah, I'm on my way. We
never would have fallen in love. Go.

Nah, I just don't think I'm cut out for music. Looks like a airplane,
without wings. He's a peeping tom. Dad. Alright, we're the pinheads.
No, Doc.

I don't wanna know your name. I don't wanna know anything anything
about you. Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody. I've gotta go.
Precisely. Let's get him.

Oh. Y'know this time it wasn't my fault. The Doc set all of his clocks
twenty-five minutes slow. It works, ha ha ha ha, it works. I finally
invent something that works. Precisely. I guarantee it.

I have a feeling too. I don't wanna see you in here again. What, what?
Okay, real mature guys. Okay, Biff, will you pick up my books? Hey,
hey, Doc, where are you?

Yeah, well uh, lets keep this brain melting stuff to ourselves, okay?
Marty, are you alright? I'll be at my grandma's. Here, let me give you
the number. Bye. Yeah. Uh no, not hard at all. So anyway, George, now
Lorraine, she really likes you. She told me to tell you that she wants
you to ask her to the Enchantment Under The Sea Dance.

Never? Nothing, nothing, nothing, look tell her destiny has brought
you together, tell her that she's the most beautiful you have ever
seen. Girls like that stuff. What, what are you doing George? Here you
go, lady. There's a quarter. Thanks, thanks a lot. They're late. My
experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow.

Excuse me. George. George. Let's get you into a radiation suit, we
must prepare to reload. George, help me, please. Right.

Lorraine, have you ever, uh, been in a situation where you know you
had to act a certain way but when you got there, you didn't know if
you could go through with it? Uh, I think so. No no no, Doc, I just
got here, okay, Jennifer's here, we're gonna take the new truck for a
spin. Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by ourselves, Uncle Joey
didn't make parole again. I think it would be nice, if you all dropped
him a line. Hey Marty, I'm not your answering service, but you're
outside pouting about the car, Jennifer Parker called you twice.

What? The hell you doing to my car? It's my dad. Marty, such a nice
name. Look, George, I'm telling you George, if you do not ask Lorraine
to that dance, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.

Oh, great scott. You get the cable, I'll throw the rope down to you.
Marty, I'm sorry, but the only power source capable of generating one
point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity is a bolt of lightning.
Nothing, nothing, nothing, look tell her destiny has brought you
together, tell her that she's the most beautiful you have ever seen.
Girls like that stuff. What, what are you doing George? Okay, alright,
I'll prove it to you. Look at my driver's license, expires 1987. Look
at my birthday, for crying out load I haven't even been born yet. And,
look at this picture, my brother, my sister, and me. Look at the
sweatshirt, Doc, class of 1984. Oh.

Precisely. Oh, hi , Marty. I didn't hear you come in. Fascinating
device, this video unit. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a
sweet girl. Isn't tonight the night of the big date? You heard her she
said get your meat hooks, off, uh please. Calm down, Marty, I didn't
disintegrate anything. The molecular structure of Einstein and the car
are completely intact.

Ah. Now that's a risk you'll have to take you're life depends on it.
Right. Lou, gimme a milk, chocolate. Lorraine, my density has popped
me to you. Bet your ass it works. Where the hell are they.

One point twenty-one gigawatts. One point twenty-one gigawatts. Great
Scott. What did your mother ever see in that kid? Look, George, I'm
telling you George, if you do not ask Lorraine to that dance, I'm
gonna regret it for the rest of my life. Nothing's coming to my mind.
Oh, thank you, thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial strength
electrical cable from the top of the clocktower down to spreading it
over the street between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we out-fitted the
vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly into the flux-
capacitor. At the calculated moment, you start off from down the
street driving toward the cable execrating to eighty-eight miles per
hour. According to the flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will strike the
clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts into the flux-
capacitor, sending you back to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You wind
up the car and release it, I'll simulate the lightening. Ready, set,
release. Huhh.

Hey, Doc, we better back up, we don't have enough roads to get up to
88. George. The only way we're gonna get those two to successfully
meet is if they're alone together. So you've got to get your father
and mother to interact at some sort of social- Hello, hello, anybody
home? Think, McFly, think. I gotta have time to get them re-typed. Do
you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports in your
handwriting. I'll get fired. You wouldn't want that to happen would
you? Would you? I do understand. If I know too much about my own
future I could endanger my own existence, just as you endangered
yours.

No, Marty, we've already agreed that having information about the
future could be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good,
they could backfire drastically. Whatever you've got to tell me I'll
find out through the natural course of time. Say, why do you let those
boys push you around like that? C'mon, open up, let me out of here,
Yo. Marty, such a nice name. Yeah, well, how about my homework, McFly?

Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc? He's a peeping tom. Dad. God
dammit, I'm late. George, there's nothing to be scared of. All it
takes is a little self confidence. You know, if you put your mind to
it, you could accomplish anything. Oh.

Well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet. You know what I do
in those situations? Marty, I always wear a suit to the office. You
alright? Ah. Bear with me, Marty, all of your questions will be
answered. Roll tape, we'll proceed.

Actually, people call me Marty. This is it. This is the answer. It
says here that a bolt of lightning is gonna strike the clock tower
precisely at 10:04 p.m. next Saturday night. If we could somehow
harness this bolt of lightning, channel it into the flux capacitor, it
just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the
future. I had a horrible nightmare, dreamed I went back in time, it
was terrible. What, what is it hot? It's a board with wheels.

Who are you calling spook, pecker-wood. Yeah, who are you? Jesus, you
smoke too? Oh, thank you, thank you. Okay now, we run some industrial
strength electrical cable from the top of the clocktower down to
spreading it over the street between two lamp posts. Meanwhile, we
out-fitted the vehicle with this big pole and hook which runs directly
into the flux-capacitor. At the calculated moment, you start off from
down the street driving toward the cable execrating to eighty-eight
miles per hour. According to the flyer, at !0:04 pm lightning will
strike the clocktower sending one point twenty-one gigawatts into the
flux-capacitor, sending you back to 1985. Alright now, watch this. You
wind up the car and release it, I'll simulate the lightening. Ready,
set, release. Huhh. Don't tell me. Uh, you want me to buy a
subscription to the Saturday Evening Post?

Oh, what I meant to day was- Marty, is that you? He's your brother,
Mom. Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of
these damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me
take him in the house. Doc? Am I to understand you're still hanging
around with Doctor Emmett Brown, McFly? Tardy slip for you, Miss
Parker. And one for you McFly I believe that makes four in a row. Now
let me give you a nickle's worth of advice, young man. This so called
Doctor Brown is dangerous, he's a real nutcase. You hang around with
him you're gonna end up in big trouble.

My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. Ah. Mom, is that you? I don't
like her, Marty. Any girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble.
What?

Thanks a lot, kid. No no no no no, Marty, both you and Jennifer turn
out fine. It's your kids, Marty, something has got to be done about
your kids. What's that thing he's on? So what's it to you, butthead.
You know you've been looking for a, since you're new here, I'm gonna
cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a tree, and get out
of here. Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more
kick, plutonium.

Chuck, Chuck, its' your cousin. Your cousin Marvin Berry, you know
that new sound you're lookin for, well listen to this. Marty, you
didn't fall asleep, did you? Well, Marty, I want to thank you for all
your good advice, I'll never forget it. Yeah, I guessed you're a
sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that life preserver. No no no
this sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate
the one point twenty-one gigawatts of electricity that I need.

Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad was doing in the middle
of the street. My name's Lorraine, Lorraine Baines. You can't, uh,
that is, uh, nobody's home. George, buddy. remember that girl I
introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you writing? What were you doing
in the middle of the street, a kid your age.

C'mon, c'mon. Marty, is that you? Well yeah, you know we have two of
them. What, what? Well maybe you are and you just don't know it yet.

Wrecked? When did this happen and- It's a board with wheels. I don't
worry. this is all wrong. I don't know what it is but when I kiss you,
it's like kissing my brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense,
does it? Look, George, I'm telling you George, if you do not ask
Lorraine to that dance, I'm gonna regret it for the rest of my life.
Its good.

Hey, hey, Doc, where are you? That's Calvin Klein, oh my god, he's a
dream. Wait a minute. Quiet down, I'm sure the car is fine. No, Marty,
we've already agreed that having information about the future could be
extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, they could
backfire drastically. Whatever you've got to tell me I'll find out
through the natural course of time.

I haven't I'll call you tonight. You bet. Uncle Jailbird Joey? Uh
listen, do you know where Riverside Drive is?

Go. Go. Don't tell me anything. A block passed Maple, that's John F.
Kennedy Drive. Good. Have a good trip Einstein, watch your head. Ah
well, sort of.

Look, there's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up. Well, Marty, I
want to thank you for all your good advice, I'll never forget it. Uh,
Doc. He's a very strange young man. yes, Joey just loves being in his
playpen. he cries whenever we take him out so we just leave him in
there all the time. Well Marty, I hope you like meatloaf.

Why do you keep following me around? No. Last night, Darth Vader came
down from planet Vulcan. And he told me that if I didn't take
Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain. Lynda, first of all, I'm not your
answering service. Second of all, somebody named Greg or Craig called
you just a little while ago. Take care.

Alright, I'm ready. Who's are these? Oh, uh, hey you, get your damn
hands off her. Do you really think I oughta swear? Marty, that was
very interesting music. No wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your
head, I know how that happened, you told me the whole story. you were
standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell,
and you hit your head on the sink, and that's when you came up with
the idea for the flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible.

Why do you keep following me around? His head's gone, it's like it's
been erased. Marty, one rejection isn't the end of the world. Hi, it's
really a pleasure to meet you. Don't worry, I'll take care of the
lightning, you take care of your pop. By the way, what happened today,
did he ask her out?

Well, they're bigger than me. You don't understand. Remember, fellas,
the future is in your hands. If you believe in progress, re-elect
Mayor Red Thomas, progress is his middle name. Mayor Red Thomas's
progress platform means more jobs, better education, bigger civic
improvements, and lower taxes. On election day, cast your vote for a
proven leader, re-elect Mayor Red Thomas... Chuck, Chuck, its' your
cousin. Your cousin Marvin Berry, you know that new sound you're
lookin for, well listen to this. Right, gimme a Pepsi free.

Do you mind if we park for a while? Good evening, I'm Doctor Emmett
Brown. I'm standing on the parking lot of Twin Pines Mall. It's
Saturday morning, October 26, 1985, 1:18 a.m. and this is temporal
experiment number one. C'mon, Einy, hey hey boy, get in there, that a
boy, in you go, get down, that's it. You'll find out. The flux
capacitor. You wait and see, Mr. Caruthers, I will be mayor and I'll
be the most powerful mayor in the history of Hill Valley, and I'm
gonna clean up this town.

You extol me with a lot of confidence, Doc. Hello, Jennifer. Pa, what
is it? What is it, Pa? Well, Marty, I want to thank you for all your
good advice, I'll never forget it. Hey kid, what you do, jump ship?

Doc, I'm from the future. I came here in a time machine that you
invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985. Now,
now, Biff, now, I never noticed any blindspot before when I would
drive it. Hi, son. Let's get you into a radiation suit, we must
prepare to reload. Uh, well, actually, I figured since it wasn't due
till Monday- What the hell is this?

Nothing, nothing, nothing, look tell her destiny has brought you
together, tell her that she's the most beautiful you have ever seen.
Girls like that stuff. What, what are you doing George? I know what
you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But Biff just
happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very good at
confrontations. I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. Hey Biff, check
out this guy's life preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown. Thank
you. In about thirty years.

Uh, yeah. Whoa, whoa, kid, kid, stop, stop, stop, stop. Are you sure
about this storm? Hey Dad, George, hey, you on the bike. George.

Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week. You got a
permit for that? Go. Go. What a nightmare. Wait a minute, what are you
doing, Doc?

I followed you. Marty, don't go this way. Strickland's looking for
you. If you're caught it'll be four tardies in a row. I don't wanna
know your name. I don't wanna know anything anything about you. It's
uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. Marty, I always wear a
suit to the office. You alright?

Doc, look, all we need is a little plutonium. They're late. My
experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow. No
wait, Doc, the bruise, the bruise on your head, I know how that
happened, you told me the whole story. you were standing on your
toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your
head on the sink, and that's when you came up with the idea for the
flux capacitor, which makes time travel possible. Right. Uh?

You're gonna break his arm. Biff, leave him alone. Let him go. Let him
go. Whoa, wait, Doc. Doc, is that a de- Wait a minute, wait a minute,
Doc, are you telling me that you built a time machine out of a
delorean. Yeah, it's in the back.

About how far ahead are you going? I'll call you tonight. So what's it
to you, butthead. You know you've been looking for a, since you're new
here, I'm gonna cut you a break, today. So why don't you make like a
tree, and get out of here. I swiped it from the old lady's liquor
cabinet. Can I go now, Mr. Strickland?

Where the hell are they. Lorraine, are you up there? They're late. My
experiment worked. They're all exactly twenty-five minutes slow.
Ronald Reagon. Bet your ass it works.

What a nightmare. Alright, let's set your destination time. This is
the exact time you left. I'm gonna send you back at exactly the same
time. It's be like you never left. Now, I painted a white line on the
street way over there, that's where you start from. I've calculated
the distance and wind resistance fresh to active from the moment the
lightning strikes, at exactly 7 minutes and 22 seconds. When this
alarm goes off you hit the gas. But you're good, Marty, you're really
good. And this audition tape of your is great, you gotta send it in to
the record company. It's like Doc's always saying. I'm sure that in
1985, plutonium is available at every corner drug store, but in 1955,
it's a little hard to come by. Marty, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're
stuck here. And Jack Benny is secretary of the Treasury.

Yeah. Hey kid, what you do, jump ship? Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1:15 in the morning? Oh, just a little weather experiment. I have a
feeling too.

Yeah, I guessed you're a sailor, aren't you, that's why you wear that
life preserver. Yeah, I'm- mayor. Now that's a good idea. I could run
for mayor. Our first television set, Dad just picked it up today. Do
you have a television? That Biff, what a character. Always trying to
get away with something. Been on top of Biff ever since high school.
Although, if it wasn't for him- Why am I always the last one to know
about these things.

Uh, I think so. Jesus, you smoke too? Well, safe and sound, now, n
good old 1955. Uh, well, okay Biff, uh, I'll finish that on up tonight
and I'll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning. It's cold, damn
cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil. Einstein's clock is
exactly one minute behind mine, it's still ticking.

Who, who? Here you go, lady. There's a quarter. Are you okay? Hey Dad,
George, hey, you on the bike. George, there's nothing to be scared of.
All it takes is a little self confidence. You know, if you put your
mind to it, you could accomplish anything.

Thank you, don't forget to take a flyer. Of course not, Biff, now I
wouldn't want that to happen. Now, uh, I'll finish those reports up
tonight, and I'll run em them on over first thing tomorrow, alright?
Okay, okay you guys, oh ha ha ha very funny. Hey you guys are being
real mature. No, not yet. Oh, you make it sound so easy. I just, I
wish I wasn't so scared.

Yeah. He laid out Biff in one punch. I never knew he had it in him. He
never stood up to Biff in his life. Marty, such a nice name. Yeah
well, you shouldn't drink. Okay, okay you guys, oh ha ha ha very
funny. Hey you guys are being real mature.

Wrecked? What you got under here? Whoa, wait a minute, Doc, are you
telling me that my mother has got the hots for me? Maybe you were
adopted. Back to the future.

Leave me alone. you guys look great. Mom, you look so thin. Listen, I
gotta go but I wanted to tell you that it's been educational. Why do
you keep following me around? Look me up when you get there, guess
I'll be about 47.

Well, Marty, I want to thank you for all your good advice, I'll never
forget it. Uh, no, no, no, no. What are you looking at, butt-head? I
think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys. When I was your age I never
chased a boy, or called a boy, or sat in a parked car with a boy.
Well, I guess that's everything. George, buddy. remember that girl I
introduced you to, Lorraine. What are you writing?

I haven't Are you gonna order something, kid? Flux capacitor. Well
looky what we have here. No no no, you're staying right here with me.
It works, ha ha ha ha, it works. I finally invent something that
works.

What the hell is this? Let's put him in there. We never would have
fallen in love. Marty, you didn't fall asleep, did you? What a
nightmare.

Good. Have a good trip Einstein, watch your head. Calvin, why do you
keep calling me Calvin? But, what are you blind McFly, it's there. How
else do you explain that wreck out there? you guys look great. Mom,
you look so thin. Excuse me.

There, there, now, just relax. You've been asleep for almost nine
hours now. Stop it. It's uh, the other end of town, a block past
Maple. Yeah. I have to tell you about the future.

What's the meaning of this. Oh no, don't touch that. That's some new
specialized weather sensing equipment. Hey Biff, check out this guy's
life preserver, dork thinks he's gonna drown. Marty, why are you so
nervous? Do you mind if we park for a while?

Huh? You do? Now which one was it, Greg or Craig? Right. Well, what if
they didn't like them, what if they told me I was no good. I guess
that would be pretty hard for somebody to understand.

Oh, if Paul calls me tell him I'm working at the boutique late
tonight. No, I refuse to except the responsibility. No. Listen, Doc,
you know there's something I haven't told you about the night we made
that tape. Oh, I sure like her, Marty, she is such a sweet girl. Isn't
tonight the night of the big date?

Oh, pleased to meet you, Calvin Marty Klein. Do you mind if I sit
here? Kids, we're gonna have to eat this cake by ourselves, Uncle Joey
didn't make parole again. I think it would be nice, if you all dropped
him a line. David, watch your mouth. You come here and kiss your
mother before you go, come here. So tell me, Marty, how long have you
been in port? Get your meat hooks off of me.

Mom, Dad. Hey Dad, George, hey, you on the bike. Look, there's a
rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up. What's that thing he's on? The
storm.

Oh yes sir. Shut your filthy mouth, I'm not that kind of girl. Oh, uh,
hey you, get your damn hands off her. Do you really think I oughta
swear? Yeah, well, I still don't understand what Dad was doing in the
middle of the street. You got a permit for that?

Then how am I supposed to ever meet anybody. Ah, honey, your first
novel. Good morning, Mom. Well uh, good, fine. yes, Joey just loves
being in his playpen. he cries whenever we take him out so we just
leave him in there all the time. Well Marty, I hope you like meatloaf.

But you're good, Marty, you're really good. And this audition tape of
your is great, you gotta send it in to the record company. It's like
Doc's always saying. Alright, okay listen, keep your pants on, she's
over in the cafe. God, how do you do this? What made you change your
mind, George? He's your brother, Mom. Marty you gotta come back with
me. Oh, no no no, I never uh, I never let anybody read my stories.

It's uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. Bear with me,
Marty, all of your questions will be answered. Roll tape, we'll
proceed. Well, this is a radiation suit. He's your brother, Mom.
Jennifer.

Jennifer, oh are you a sight for sore eyes. Let me look at you. My
insurance, it's your car, your insurance should pay for it. Hey, I
wanna know who's gonna pay for this? I spilled beer all over it when
that car smashed into me. Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill? Take that
you mutated son-of-a-bitch. My pine, why you. You space bastard, you
killed a pine. Go. Alright, punk, now-

I know what you're gonna say, son, and you're right, you're right, But
Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm not very
good at confrontations. What Lorraine, what? I don't wanna know your
name. I don't wanna know anything anything about you. Sit here, Marty.
Biff.

That's a great idea. I'd love to park. Of course, the Enchantment
Under The Sea Dance they're supposed to go to this, that's where they
kiss for the first time. Thanks a lot, kid. You want it, you know you
want it, and you know you want me to give it to you. Don't worry. As
long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88
miles per hour, the instance the lightning strikes the tower,
everything will be fine.

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    ut pulvinar sapien lacus in elit. Vivamus dolor massa, pulvinar at mollis
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    eros sit amet elit consectetur fringilla nec a nibh. Ut et velit vel ligula
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    Nunc ac nibh sed mauris ornare cursus. Praesent enim mauris, tincidunt
    vitae convallis ac, ultricies imperdiet sapien. Duis sodales ligula eget
    lorem suscipit sed consectetur metus pretium. Nam in magna augue, quis
    volutpat mauris. Quisque pretium lobortis orci quis laoreet. Nam ut nisi
    diam. Sed ultrices ultrices dapibus. Integer feugiat mauris id orci
    pulvinar eu tempus nibh viverra. Etiam venenatis bibendum massa a
    consequat. Fusce interdum velit ac mauris rhoncus non cursus neque
    consectetur. Vestibulum dictum eros ac metus fringilla venenatis. Phasellus
    auctor dui non nulla molestie id malesuada mauris euismod. Aenean id tortor
    ac justo eleifend mollis non vel arcu. Duis ac lorem tortor. Donec volutpat
    purus sed nunc luctus interdum hendrerit nulla ullamcorper. Sed consectetur
    interdum aliquet. Proin ullamcorper risus ut ante lacinia sagittis. Nunc
    varius eleifend purus, ac pellentesque urna viverra id. Praesent euismod,
    sapien accumsan gravida dictum, massa massa euismod sapien, ut auctor
    tellus arcu sed diam.

    Vivamus tincidunt dolor non lorem pellentesque at tempus elit adipiscing.
    Vestibulum tempor aliquam consectetur. Mauris nec dictum nisl. Donec
    scelerisque ornare condimentum. Phasellus laoreet justo nec nibh convallis
    convallis. Duis id orci sapien, eget pulvinar justo. Aenean id arcu felis,
    eu iaculis nibh. Aenean eleifend pretium rutrum. Aliquam molestie sem quis
    tellus aliquam eleifend. Mauris et purus orci. Nunc et accumsan tortor.
    Phasellus semper eleifend nisi, a faucibus risus vehicula id. Lorem ipsum
    dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Maecenas in felis et est
    lacinia eleifend vel sed ipsum. Aliquam commodo molestie lorem id
    hendrerit. Nam sed tellus urna, sed dignissim eros.

    """

    return A_LONG_STRING


#############################################################################


def test_py_string():
    """
    >>> s = test_py_string()
    >>> s[:7]
    'A very '
    >>> s[10000]
    'l'
    >>> s[20000]
    'u'
    >>> s[30000]
    'o'
    >>> s[40000]
    ' '
    >>> s[50000]
    'e'
    >>> s[60000]
    't'
    >>> s[70000]
    ' '
    >>> s[80000]
    'd'
    """
    return a_function()


def test_c_string_at(int index):
    """
    >>> test_c_string_at(10000)
    'l'
    >>> test_c_string_at(20000)
    'u'
    >>> test_c_string_at(30000)
    'o'
    >>> test_c_string_at(40000)
    ' '
    >>> test_c_string_at(50000)
    'e'
    >>> test_c_string_at(60000)
    't'
    >>> test_c_string_at(70000)
    ' '
    >>> test_c_string_at(80000)
    'd'
    """
    return chr(long_cstring[index])
