"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"Ennen se sent„„n kirjoitti, nyt se ei en„„ edes faxaile!"
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
"That's funny ..."
(1 minut kvar, tror du att du hinner med n†t „nnu? Snart †ker du ur...)
(2 minuter kvar, nu blir det tajt. N„sta varning vid 1 minuter.)
(2 minutes left. Next warning when 1 minute left.)
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0!
+++ Uploading Stoned.
........................................................ Pling!
1-BAD-49!
14400bps „r b„st!
2.0 is better than 1.
<- noitator fo noitcerid <-
>->->->->->-> SysOp is coming online!
>->->->->->-> SysOp kommer med i leken!
A P U A ! ! !   P A L L I T   P A L A A ! ! !
AAAJJJ! Den fastna! AAAJJJ!
ARGH!!! J„i v„liin!! ARGH!!!
Adj”, hemska v„rld! ... ‡ˆ¹¯º¶ÀÅ&%_& NO CARRIER
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
All marks have been reset.
Anv„ndar infon uppdaterad.
Apua, visvamies! =%-)~
Are you nuts??
Armotontaaaa meenoaaa! Sepi rules ok!
Banzai!
Beklagar, du har inte tillr„ckligt med tid kvar.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Call me, 1-800-HIPPO
Cat in the moon..
Computer programmers do byte by byte! There's a bug in this rubber!!
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
Daily time limit has expired!
Den som s”ker han letar.
Denna rad b”r blinka p† en ANSI terminal
Det b„sta jag l„st; Pentik„inens tabeller. F”rst†r du dem?
Det finns tv† saker jag inte byter; mina sockor och mina underbyxor!
Det ser ut som om du somnat.. Hej d†...!
Dit du g†r, d„r „r du!
Divers do it deeper!
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
Don't be held back by yesterday's DOS!  Try today's OS/2!
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.
Don't relax! I did, and look what happened...
Don't take this personally.
Don't worry, be happy!
Dos: Venerable.  Windows: Vulnerable.  OS/2: Viable.
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
Du kan inte skicka meddelanden †t dig sj„lv!
Du „r inbjuden till: Coke partyt!
E de m†nda i da? I hate mondays... men vad har de me de att g”ra?
Eat my shorts!
Eeeey, what's up *.doc?
El„m„n tarkoitus on 42.
El„m„n tarkoitus on 49.
En fyllhund sk„ller tomt.
En se ollut min„, et s„ pysty todistamaan sit„!
English teachers to it sentence by sentence!
Ent„s sitten ?
Ett ”gonblick, jag packar filen...
Everybody is free to feel good - dr. Feelgood.
Felaktigt nod nummer!
File name (max 12 characters)<---+----1->
FilmNet sucks!
FilmNet? G†r det att „ta?
Finns det n†gon logik i det?
Finns ditt namn med p† Tio-I-Topp listan?
For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2
For those who think life is a joke - just think of the punkline!
Format c: /destroy
Freeze! Miami Vice!
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Frys! Miami Vice!
Funktionen kan inte anv„ndas i lokal mod
F”rs”k att skriva l„ngre meddelanden n„sta g†ng.
GOOOODDMMMMOOOOOORRRNINNG VIEEETNAAAAMM!
Gaudeamus igitur!
Get OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around!
Go ahead, make my day!
Go ahead, make my year!
Guns and roses ? I'll take the gun..
HEXED pulmakulma, kiva peli...
Ha ha ha.
Haluan Kalifiksi Kalifin Paikalle!!
Haluan SysOpiksi SysOpin paikalle!
Har Har :)
Har det n†gon betydelse?
Har du l†ngta fl„tor?
Har du n†go sn„rtiga program?
Hardware el„„ aikansa, mutta software on ikuista !
Hassu on laki - Ja varokaakin nauramasta!
Hasta la vista, Baby!
Have a Coke and smile!
Have you crashed your Windows today?
Hazy Shade Of Winter ??
He who laughs last uses OS/2.
Hei isi!
Hey! Me too!
Hey! Your fly is open!!
Hiljaa, tai saat p„„h„si kolmeviisseiskaa!
Hippo fan club!
Hippo h„r, vem e du?
Hippo t„„l, kuka siel ?
Hmmm... det l†ter intressant!
Holtti hukassa ?
How do you make Windows faster?  Throw it harder!
How do you spell relief? OS/2!
Hur stor telefonr„kning hade ni f”rra m†naden?
Hyv„sti paha maailma! Ï%_& NO CARRIER
H„j!
H†ll dig kall!
H†rdvaran „r en sak i tiden men mujkvaran „r evig!
I  Finland ! I  New York ! I  ...
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.
I didn't do it.  Nobody saw me do it.
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
I hate it when that happens.
I love running Windows! NOT!
I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.
I think - I think, therefore I think.. Who am I ??
I told you to leave my sister alone!
I use OS/2 2.0 and I don't care who knows!
I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!
I wonder what this button does?
I'd like to meet you in a timeless placeless place...
I'm an OS/2 developer...I don't NEED a life!
I've got a bad feeling about this.
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.
If you want it done right, forget Microsoft.
Iltalehti: Uhrin tekohampaat oli korvattu tietokoneen n„pp„imist”ll„!
In god we trust - everyone else pay cash
In times of trouble, go with what you know.
Is it a bird? Nooo! Is it a plane? Nooo! It's the Hippoman!
It takes 2.0, baby, it takes 2.0...
It's August and I'm feeling blue.... it's damn cold!
It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim. He's bread.
It's Gone...
It's OS/2, Jim, but not OS/2 as we know it.
It's just you and me against the whole world - let's attack!
Jag fick lite skit i ”gat, har du n†n sprit?
Jag ropar efter SysOppen...
Jag vill bli SysOp ist„lletf”r SysOppen, han „r idiot!
Jag „lskar kort-korta kjolar! :-)
Jag „r lite blyg... men okej...
Jepp...
Just de! Jag oxo.
Just do it!
Just who do you think you are?
Kaaaks' s'nappia, mau... maus... mau-steeksi ma-kara.. tos!
Kahta en vaihda - sukat.
Keep this bus tidy - throw your tickets out of the window!
Knock, Knock.
Kumpi oli ensin, korppu vai korppuasema ?
Kun m„ olen v„h„n ujo...
Kuulutko mustanaamiokerhoon ?
Kymmenen Uutiset - rankkaa tavaraa...
K„nnikala ei kauas ui... Sepalus auki, what a way to go...
LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW - WHAT A FIGURE!
LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW - WHAT A FIGURE! - in that Coca-Cola bottle!
Let it burn man, We've only got one life!
Let's play Global Thermonuclear war!
Login - KARVINEN & OSKU
Login - Logout - Who cares ??
Login - MAUNO KOIVISTO
Login - MICHAEL JACKSON
Login - PUMPATTAVA BARBARA
Login - TEX WILLER
Logout - HIPPO
L„„h... l„„„h...
L†nar du en femma? Jag „r pank!
L”senordet „ndrat
MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
Make my day.
Meddelandet „r redan raderat.
Meningen med livet „r 42!
Merry Christmas.
Mies joka ei kehtaa sanoa nime„„n ei ole itikkaa parempi. Delataan ne!
Mikrofopia!
Mikrologia!
Mik„ on parempi kuin tuopillinen olutta ? Kaksi tuoppia !
Min mus gav just upp, jag m†ste v„l s”ka mig en ny!
Minen sy„ silli„!
Miss„p„in autossa on videoiden kauko-ohjain?
Mit„ ihmett„ tarkoitat ?
Mit„ m„ siit„ v„lit„n ?
Mr. Myrphy oli optimisti, min„ voin huonosti.
Mull meni roska silm„„n - onks sul kossuu ?
Mull on kumihuulet... TralaTrallaLaa!
Multa levis just hiiri, mutta mit„ se t„h„n kuluu ?-)
My best view from a Window was through OS/2.
Myrphys lag: Allt g†r †t fanders, speciellt med datorer!
M„ olen... mahtava Hippomies...
Naas, Naas, Naas! (N„r allting annat skiter sig)
Nod meddelanden kan vara livsfarliga.
Nodemessages are not good for you helth :)=
N„„s N„„s N„„s!
OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows.
OS/2 in '92!
OS/2 means...CURTAINS for Windows!
OS/2, Windows/0
OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare!
OS/2: Logic, not magic.
OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader!
OS/2: The choice of the next generation.
OS/2: Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
OS/2: Your brain.  Windows: Your brain on drugs.
Ole cooli!
Olisipa minulla r”ntgenlasit!
Omatuntoni kunniaksi vietet„„n unohduksen p„iv„„ :-)
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
Onko j„rkee ??
Onko nimesi Top-10:ss„ ?
Onko se lintu ? Onko se lentokone ? Ei, se on Hippomies!
Onko sill„ jotain merkityst„ ?
Onko totta ett„ Kakadu on kala ?
Onko t„n„„n maanantai ? vihaan maanantaita..
Onks sull paljon megakoolei demoi ?
Onks sulla isokin letti ?
Ookko Hakkeri vai Kr„kkeri ?
Open hailing frequencies..
Ostin just Vicin! Nyt rakentamaan Roomaa!
Paging SysOp...
Paras lukemani kirja; MAOL - taulukot, en ole ikin„ ymm„rt„nyt sit„..
Password changed.
Pioneer - sound of silence ?-)
RRRRAKASTAN minihameita
Registrera din Mailer!
Regnar det d„r inte h„r.
Rekister”i Mailerisi!
Ring, s† f†r du veta mer! 1-800-HIPPO
Rock'a'Billy Rebel
Rumour: NT means Not Tested
SAAAIILLLENCEEE! I can't hear MYselt!
STV - v„h„ niinku FBI >:-)
See the Future; See OS/2.  Be the Future; Run OS/2.
Si si! Hyv„ patja!
Siell„k” sataa ? Ei t„„ll„!
Smile, you're in Candic Camera!
So.. You went to the airport..
Sorry, SysOp is not available at the moment...
Speed Kills - Use Windows!
St”r int jag t„nker!
SysOppen f”r denna box „r underlig, men omutbar, eller hur!
SysOppen „r en idiot men s„g det inte s† att han h”r.
Takanasi! Kolmip„inen virtahepo!
Teachers do with class!
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
They are coming to take me away haha, haha, hihi, hoho !
They are coming to take you away haha, haha, hihi, hoho !
This *used* to be an anti Windows, er, pro-OS/2 tagline :)
Those who think they now it all upset those of us who do!
Tied„tk” mik„ on KBIOP ? En min„k„„n..
To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
Toivotaan ett„ ilma olisi huomenna hieman parempi.
Try to write longer messages next time!
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
Two beer or not two beer, Shakesbeer!
Tycker du om n”tter?
Tystnad!
Tyv„rr, SysOp „r inte tillg„nglig just nu...
Tyv„rr, den noden vill inte veta av andra anv„ndare.
Tyyyyyst, jag h”r int ens mej sj”lv!
T„h ? Kuka ? Miss„ ?
T„n boksin SysOp on outo, mutta lahjomaton, eik” sinustakin ?
User profile updated.
Uutisia, uutisia, lis„„ uutisia...
V.32bis rules!
Va e de du f”rs”ker s„ga?
Vad kom f”rst disketten eller diskett-stationen?
Vad „r b„ttre „n ett stop ”l?       Tv† stop!
Vad „r klockan?
Vaihdellaaks demoi ?
Valkoinen Tobe Rules Ok!
Var i bilen har du fj„rrkontrollen f”r videon.
Varo, kuoppa!
Varokaa - Virtahepo ratissa!
Vbl: Offrets l”st„nder hade ersatts med ett tangentbord!
Vem bryr sig!
Vet du vad en SCHLOPP „r f”r n†t? Ja vet int.
Vi f†r hoppas att v„dret „r b„ttre imorgon.
Vi har slut p† v†ran tid, f”rs”k p†nytt i morgon!
Vie roskat!
Vieriv„ virtahepo ei sammaloidu.
Vippaa viitonen ?
Voipi olla
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
Warning! Mottagaren „r inte registrerad! Troligtvis N„t-anv„ndare...
What I like about MS is its loyalty to customers!
What?!?  DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?
Wheeeere am I ???
When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2!
Where did you lose your zipper ??
Who cares..
Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2
Win3.1? For fast relief call 800-3-IBM-OS2.
Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Windows NT?  New Technology?  I don't think so...
Windows is to OS/2 what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Fuctionally Challenged"
Windows: A View to be Killed.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Windows: The CP/M of the future!
Windows: The Gates of hell.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Windows?  Homey don't play that!
Windows?  WINDOWS?!?  Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions
Would this make you mad?
Yo!
Yo! Let's go surfing! The Waves are unbeliable!
You come from faraway, with pictures in you eyes...
You live only once... Take the best of it! LIVE!
You said Windows was a Power Tool???
You're dead meat.
You're throwing it all out the Windows!
Your computer is STONED, legalize mariujana
Your harddisk is infected by Windows!
Žl„ ikin„ katso aamulla peiliin - et pid„ n„kem„st„si :)
Žr det sant att Kakadun „r en fisk?
Žr du s„ker p† att du vill logga ut?
Žsch, det „r s† r†ddigt h„r.....
Windows? A virus? Nooo, viruses do something!
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
DESQview:  Windex for Windows
Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
Have time to waste?  Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!
I can't use Windows.  My cat ate my mouse.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my...
I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my...
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0?
If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows!
Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
Pass by the open WINDOWS
Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
The Magic of Windows:  Turns a 486 into a XT.
Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
Use Windex On Your Windows
WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!
WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space
Windows 3.0 - No Pane - No Gain.
Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems!
Windows: Communications through serial Gates.
Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better <g>
